But on a lighter note, if a dog centipede cocks its leg, what happens?
― he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Thursday, 6 May 2010 18:19 (sixteen years ago)
Additionally, the actors themselves were not presented with a completed script prior to signing onto the film, instead only being given an outline of the film's storyboard
what else could the actors have thought the film was about, between the title and the storyboards?
― Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 6 May 2010 18:23 (sixteen years ago)
"sorry, i signed on to do serious film, not this horrorshow"
"I thought the human centipede was going to be a metaphor about abortion."
― it means "EMOTIONAL"! (HI DERE), Thursday, 6 May 2010 18:25 (sixteen years ago)
ugh can we pretend I didn't just say that; sorry
"I thought it was a bio-pic of Black Lace"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0V6N4elMVX4(insert "Black Lace are recycled shit" joke)
― he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Thursday, 6 May 2010 18:27 (sixteen years ago)
"i thought it was a love story, between a plucky, ne'er-do-well redhead and a centipede with moxie working his way up from a hardscrabble life!"
― Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 6 May 2010 18:35 (sixteen years ago)
"I thought I signed on for 'Hume and Centipede'! When am I going to live my life dream of playing David Hume?"
― This is four-dimensional art; the 4th dimension is incredibly powerful. (Abbott), Thursday, 6 May 2010 18:39 (sixteen years ago)
In that movie, David Hume praises the game "Centipede" for decentralizing notions of uniformity in nature.
― This is four-dimensional art; the 4th dimension is incredibly powerful. (Abbott), Thursday, 6 May 2010 18:40 (sixteen years ago)
loooooool
― Mansun was where I fucked up (acoleuthic), Thursday, 6 May 2010 18:42 (sixteen years ago)
I'd sew their mouth to their own arsehole.
― he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball)
and keep feedin' them and keep feedin' them
HuMansuntipede
― he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Thursday, 6 May 2010 18:51 (sixteen years ago)
thought this was OK
― manish pseud (cozen), Thursday, 6 May 2010 18:52 (sixteen years ago)
aprops of nothing - i saw this on p-shop disasters and thought it looked human centipede-esque:
http://lh4.ggpht.com/_EHZsoUS6SIA/S9ifcDbbw0I/AAAAAAAAGuM/HorHVGhcxtY/enbloodymarche.jpg
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Thursday, 6 May 2010 20:01 (sixteen years ago)
without the shit-eating obv.
what the
― it means "EMOTIONAL"! (HI DERE), Thursday, 6 May 2010 20:01 (sixteen years ago)
Those sure are some terrible sideburns.
― he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Thursday, 6 May 2010 20:12 (sixteen years ago)
oh okay, I see now, her other leg is on the table hidden by the coat
that is some fucked-up perspective on that picture
― it means "EMOTIONAL"! (HI DERE), Thursday, 6 May 2010 20:14 (sixteen years ago)
Why is Bruce Campbell hiding his leg under a coat?
― Tuomas, Thursday, 6 May 2010 20:15 (sixteen years ago)
(x-post)
Ebert review is awesome. luv ya Roger
thx for the diagram
― the sound of a norwegian guy being wrong (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 6 May 2010 20:16 (sixteen years ago)
The diagram is from the movie! It's what Herr Doktor uses to show the peeps what he's about to do to them.
― Aqua Backrat (ENBB), Thursday, 6 May 2010 20:32 (sixteen years ago)
that's very considerate of him
― it means "EMOTIONAL"! (HI DERE), Thursday, 6 May 2010 20:33 (sixteen years ago)
So it's like the Woody Woodpecker cartoon they show the generals in 'Destination Moon' to explain the rocket?
― he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Thursday, 6 May 2010 20:35 (sixteen years ago)
zuh?
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Thursday, 6 May 2010 20:37 (sixteen years ago)
I think I missed the woodpecker centipede episode of Woody Woodpecker
― it means "EMOTIONAL"! (HI DERE), Thursday, 6 May 2010 20:38 (sixteen years ago)
yes the entire film is like a children's cartoon
― Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 6 May 2010 20:39 (sixteen years ago)
A very special "Codename: Kids Next Door"
― it means "EMOTIONAL"! (HI DERE), Thursday, 6 May 2010 20:40 (sixteen years ago)
Am downloading this now, some of the comments are funny and making me more intrigued...worst movie EVER... i cant sleep cus of this shit...&Decent copy, but what an absolutely horrible movie. That is 90 minutes of my life I will never get back. Yeah, yeah, it‘s a gory movie with a lot of disgusting material, I knew that. But the movie just plain old sucks. It got a lot of hype because of the subject matter, but it‘s FUCKING STUPID! Go read the Wikipedia summary and you‘ll save yourself about 88 minutes.
― not_goodwin, Thursday, 6 May 2010 20:45 (sixteen years ago)
The subject matter/uh, "concept" of this movie just seems unbelievably stupid and nonsensical to me?
― dead flower :( (Pashmina), Thursday, 6 May 2010 20:48 (sixteen years ago)
i think that's part of it's appeal tho.
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Thursday, 6 May 2010 20:50 (sixteen years ago)
whatever little appeal there my be.
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Thursday, 6 May 2010 20:51 (sixteen years ago)
can I just say the phrase "anal grafted stills" is still haunting me
― it means "EMOTIONAL"! (HI DERE), Thursday, 6 May 2010 20:52 (sixteen years ago)
i grafted a spring roll onto General Tso and made a Hunan centipede
― lebrons elbow (brownie), Thursday, 6 May 2010 20:54 (sixteen years ago)
god I want to see this
the oughties have been very good to horror fans
― (e_3) (Edward III), Thursday, 6 May 2010 20:58 (sixteen years ago)
thank you brownie
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 6 May 2010 20:58 (sixteen years ago)
where do we go next is what I want to know
this wasn't enough for me
― manish pseud (cozen), Thursday, 6 May 2010 21:01 (sixteen years ago)
I haven't seen this, but I suspect that this thread is way more entertaining than the movie.
― he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Thursday, 6 May 2010 21:02 (sixteen years ago)
― manish pseud (cozen), Thursday, May 6, 2010 5:01 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark
On 19 October, 2009 it was announced a sequel, titled The Human Centipede II (Full Sequence) has been planned for theaters in 2011. Full Sequence will supposedly include a centipede composed of twelve individuals.
― (e_3) (Edward III), Thursday, 6 May 2010 21:03 (sixteen years ago)
― manish pseud (cozen), Thursday, May 6, 2010 5:01 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark
That's what I want to know. The end was sad and pathetic etc. but I was just like - ok I know there are two more of these. Where can this go??
― Aqua Backrat (ENBB), Thursday, 6 May 2010 21:05 (sixteen years ago)
xp
siiiiiiiiiick
― manish pseud (cozen), Thursday, 6 May 2010 21:05 (sixteen years ago)
GIS has been entertaining:
http://islamgreatreligion.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/muslims-praying.jpg
― nori dusted (Sanpaku), Thursday, 6 May 2010 23:16 (sixteen years ago)
http://billsmovieemporium.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/freaks-pic.jpg
― nori dusted (Sanpaku), Thursday, 6 May 2010 23:18 (sixteen years ago)
so does this qualify as torture pr0n?
this thread is funny but I can't really imagine wanting to sit through this
― the sound of a norwegian guy being wrong (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 6 May 2010 23:18 (sixteen years ago)
it's not torture porn
― manish pseud (cozen), Friday, 7 May 2010 00:44 (sixteen years ago)
Is it like the kind of exceptionally torturous porn that still falls under the umbrella of porn?
― This is four-dimensional art; the 4th dimension is incredibly powerful. (Abbott), Friday, 7 May 2010 00:46 (sixteen years ago)
That's the vibe I get from the trailer.
I just read the plot on wikipedia and it sounds - horrible ick aside - about as bad as The Room! Especially the way it ends.
― Eyjafjallalalalalatrolololol (Trayce), Friday, 7 May 2010 00:48 (sixteen years ago)
it's better than the room
― manish pseud (cozen), Friday, 7 May 2010 00:49 (sixteen years ago)
Nothing is better than The Room.
― Mordy, Friday, 7 May 2010 00:52 (sixteen years ago)