First grotesque anal grafted stills for Tom Six's HUMAN CENTIPEDE (Fright Fest 2009 thread)

or competitive table tennis!

they kill at the limbo

They roam around a square eating dots, adding a new human each time, hoping not to run into themselves.

competitive conga dancing

The prequel:

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Q: Why was the human centipede late?
A: Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother!

Q: What is worse than an alligator with toothache ?
A: A human centipede with athlete's foot !

... the prequel is a couple of ppl ass-to-ass farting on each other?

The Human Fartipede.

Not so much a prequel, more like a speciality pr0n pay site.

they could form an a capella humming group

The sequel features a barbershop quartet.

. . . but no singing! or, at best, very muffled singing.

Then the third movie centres around a full orchestra.

"Raise your batons, everyone."

A human centipede scuttles into a bar and orders three shots of whiskey. He drinks all three. He does the same thing day after day after day, and the bartender finally says, "You know, I can put all three of those shots into one glass for you." The human centipede says, "No, I prefer it this way. One shot is for me, one shot is for the middle segment, and one shot is for the third segment." He comes in day after day after day, the bartender sets up three glasses. And then one day, the human centipede says, "Give me two shots today." The bartender asks, "What happened? Did something happen to your third segment?" "No, no, no," the human centipede said. "It's okay. It's just that I decided to quit drinking."

(I posted that on Jesse's FB page a few weeks ago, so I'm recycling my own jokes, but I think recycling is fully in the spirit of the Human Centipede.)

WOW A+++++++ xpost

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Human Centipede
Human Centipede who?
Human Centipede on the christmas tree!

... the prequel is a couple of ppl ass-to-ass farting on each other?

I thought it was pooping, not farting. Haven't seen that movie in years...

more recommendations for the sequel: the entire cast of high school musical 3 to play the new centipede.

i hate the high school musical movies.

http://static.squidoo.com/resize/squidoo_images/-1/draft_lens2187134module11648774photo_1222051047my_dad_was_a_centipede.jpg

I thought it was pooping, not farting. Haven't seen that movie in years...

it's pooping. You can get a shirt:

http://www.zazzle.com/back_and_forth_forever_tshirt-235286439347437617

"at least youre not the middle of a human centipede, if that is consolation" is my stock consolatory response today. so far nobody has had any idea what im talking about.

I like it.

i suppose the "lead segment" is the segment to be. but not a good situation all the way around.

http://www.phoenixmasonry.org/masonicmuseum/demoulin/images/demoulin_the_human_centipede.jpg

welp i found a torrent

so . . . ? PLEASE REPORT BACK, AM0N.

He's currently working his way through its system.

lol

oh that is so bad

its not good

did they split the torrent into segments?

looool

a human sent a seed

anyway its really boring. feel sorry for those paying 2 see it in a theater

just rent dr. giggles or something

The Human Centipede Meets Aqua Teen Hunger Force

a human sent a seed

― am0n, Wednesday, May 5, 2010 8:24 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark

lol

I'm going to the midnight showing this Friday. I would bet I've paid to see worse things.

mickey rourke's face, for one

feel sorry for those paying 2 see it in a theater

i feel worse for the actresses playing the middle and end segments.

whatever they were paid, it couldn't be enough.

I kind of don't get why people are having *such* a strong negative reaction to this movie. I mean, it's clearly meant to be shocking and all that, but I know two people who are pretty inured to grossness and shocking films, but who have said they will not be seeing this one.

I'm pretty sure that the concept of a human centipede as fodder for humor is far more interesting than the movie, so it's probably good that not too many of my friends will see it. The jokes and references can continue, and maybe I can offer some new perspectives, but we won't tire of it as soon.

i mentioned my reasons upthread. i think this movie concept goes beyond the pale. reasonable minds can disagree, i guess. it's definitely good fodder for humor, tho!

I don't know. Like I said, I watched it last night and it didn't bother me that much. I don't get that freaked out by things that are highly unlikely to happen irl. I am much more disturbed by good psychological thriller type things than grotesque horror.

You know, I think I've become a little desensitized to human centipedism since my friends and I have spent a lot of time talking and joking about it. On the other hand, I don't think I will ever watch Hostel or any more Saw movies even though I have heard quite a bit about them.

I think that The HC has a hook that the Hostel doesn't.

Like I said, I watched it last night and it didn't bother me that much

idk. do you see the sutures that stitch the bodies together? seeing that would horrify me.

spend less time in the Human Centipede thread then?