First grotesque anal grafted stills for Tom Six's HUMAN CENTIPEDE (Fright Fest 2009 thread)

itll be like one of those caterpillar rides they have at crappy amusement parks where suddenly the canopy flips over you

just like that, only your mouth will be sewn to the anus of the person in front of you and the person behind you will have his/her mouth sewn to your anus

unless you've been going to some hardcore amusement parks

good times.

le freak c'est chic

ugh I just imagined the human ouroboros

what do they do to pass the time when they don't have to poop/eat poop?

kneecaps removed, teeth removed and being sown to another person

the whole thing is really a metaphor about the horrors of aging and marriage?

it worked a lot better when juxtaposed next to daniels post really

take my centipede, please!

Woah I just read about this for the 1st time ever. I guess for copraphiles this is gonna be awesome. For everyone else yeah pretty damn disturbing. Inhuman bodily mutilation is a pretty terrifying concept if you ask me.

I think that if this movie is awesome for you, it is a sign that you need serious psychological help.

xp I don't think that coprophile are any more into bodily mutilation than the rest of us.

what do they do to pass the time when they don't have to poop/eat poop?

http://common1.csnimages.com/lf/1/hash/3019/1934696/1/1.jpg

actually, "twister" is the last thing these poor people could play.

No, that would be hopscotch.

or competitive table tennis!

they kill at the limbo

They roam around a square eating dots, adding a new human each time, hoping not to run into themselves.

competitive conga dancing

The prequel:

))<<>>((

Q: Why was the human centipede late?
A: Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother!

Q: What is worse than an alligator with toothache ?
A: A human centipede with athlete's foot !

... the prequel is a couple of ppl ass-to-ass farting on each other?

The Human Fartipede.

Not so much a prequel, more like a speciality pr0n pay site.

they could form an a capella humming group

The sequel features a barbershop quartet.

. . . but no singing! or, at best, very muffled singing.

Then the third movie centres around a full orchestra.

"Raise your batons, everyone."

A human centipede scuttles into a bar and orders three shots of whiskey. He drinks all three. He does the same thing day after day after day, and the bartender finally says, "You know, I can put all three of those shots into one glass for you." The human centipede says, "No, I prefer it this way. One shot is for me, one shot is for the middle segment, and one shot is for the third segment." He comes in day after day after day, the bartender sets up three glasses. And then one day, the human centipede says, "Give me two shots today." The bartender asks, "What happened? Did something happen to your third segment?" "No, no, no," the human centipede said. "It's okay. It's just that I decided to quit drinking."

(I posted that on Jesse's FB page a few weeks ago, so I'm recycling my own jokes, but I think recycling is fully in the spirit of the Human Centipede.)

WOW A+++++++ xpost

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Human Centipede
Human Centipede who?
Human Centipede on the christmas tree!

... the prequel is a couple of ppl ass-to-ass farting on each other?

I thought it was pooping, not farting. Haven't seen that movie in years...

more recommendations for the sequel: the entire cast of high school musical 3 to play the new centipede.

i hate the high school musical movies.

http://static.squidoo.com/resize/squidoo_images/-1/draft_lens2187134module11648774photo_1222051047my_dad_was_a_centipede.jpg

I thought it was pooping, not farting. Haven't seen that movie in years...

it's pooping. You can get a shirt:

http://www.zazzle.com/back_and_forth_forever_tshirt-235286439347437617

"at least youre not the middle of a human centipede, if that is consolation" is my stock consolatory response today. so far nobody has had any idea what im talking about.

I like it.

i suppose the "lead segment" is the segment to be. but not a good situation all the way around.

http://www.phoenixmasonry.org/masonicmuseum/demoulin/images/demoulin_the_human_centipede.jpg

welp i found a torrent

so . . . ? PLEASE REPORT BACK, AM0N.

He's currently working his way through its system.

lol

oh that is so bad

its not good

did they split the torrent into segments?

looool

a human sent a seed