First grotesque anal grafted stills for Tom Six's HUMAN CENTIPEDE (Fright Fest 2009 thread)

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Well yes - there was some of that involved. Ian was right - the lead was very good. Other than that I think I need to think about this for a bit before coming up with any other opinions. I did, however, make it through without shielding my eyes even once although I did squint a lot.

Aqua Backrat (ENBB), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 04:52 (sixteen years ago)

those poor centipede segments imo ;_;

ian, Wednesday, 5 May 2010 15:04 (sixteen years ago)

yeah ;_;

Aqua Backrat (ENBB), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 15:05 (sixteen years ago)

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_EaV221bYaso/Sr_-0ZMxygI/AAAAAAAACmQ/DnnVRsPGrVg/s400/Human-Centipede-poster.jpg

100% MEDICALLY ACCURATE

am0n, Wednesday, 5 May 2010 15:10 (sixteen years ago)

it's because the whole premise is about shit eating and the consequences thereof

― ian, Tuesday, May 4, 2010 10:50 PM

so its about malnutrition

am0n, Wednesday, 5 May 2010 15:11 (sixteen years ago)

Super Shit Me

da croupier, Wednesday, 5 May 2010 15:13 (sixteen years ago)

has anyone photoshopped a butt in front of morgan spurlock's face yet?

da croupier, Wednesday, 5 May 2010 15:14 (sixteen years ago)

The last series of UK Big Brother goes out with a bang...

he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 15:15 (sixteen years ago)

***SPOILER***

malnutrition fits into the plot, yes.

****END SPOILER****

ian, Wednesday, 5 May 2010 15:39 (sixteen years ago)

Super Shit Me

― da croupier, Wednesday, May 5, 2010 11:13 AM

lol

am0n, Wednesday, 5 May 2010 15:42 (sixteen years ago)

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l1yddngvvD1qzpiyuo1_500.jpg

i had to do it

da croupier, Wednesday, 5 May 2010 15:54 (sixteen years ago)

no you didn't! ew

it means "EMOTIONAL"! (HI DERE), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 15:55 (sixteen years ago)

*applauds*

goole, Wednesday, 5 May 2010 15:55 (sixteen years ago)

up the arse corner

manish pseud (cozen), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 15:55 (sixteen years ago)

No shit Spurlock

he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 15:57 (sixteen years ago)

hahahahahaha da croupier a+++++++++

Matt Daemon (jjjusten), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 16:04 (sixteen years ago)

(i honestly kind of assumed that i would be the first poor ilx bastard to search out and watch this (almost certainly terrible) movie, i applaud the brave heroes that have gone before me)

Matt Daemon (jjjusten), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 16:05 (sixteen years ago)

I don't think I've ever heard any movie described to me that I was less interested in seeing.

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 16:12 (sixteen years ago)

This is playing in Chicago at the Music Box with a midnight showing this Friday, and I think some other midnight shows, too. I'm half-obsessed with this movie, but I am pretty sure I'm never going to see it.

sinister chemical wisdom (Jenny), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 16:15 (sixteen years ago)

seems like they coulda made this more disturbing by grafting abducted cherubic toddlers. they shoulda tried harder.

the sequel should be "human centipedes on a plane."

fat mantis (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 16:25 (sixteen years ago)

I'm going to make a whole bunch of human centipedes and sell them on Etsy.

sinister chemical wisdom (Jenny), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 16:26 (sixteen years ago)

like, actual human centipedes? because then we will be conscience-bound to send the police after you

it means "EMOTIONAL"! (HI DERE), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 16:27 (sixteen years ago)

brb have to think up a new business plan

sinister chemical wisdom (Jenny), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 16:31 (sixteen years ago)

hmmm if only there were some ironic way to silence people threatening to rat you out to the fuzz about your human centipede small business

Matt Daemon (jjjusten), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 16:33 (sixteen years ago)

I keep thinking the movie is going to be about Dollipede

http://static.funnyjunk.com/pictures/the_evil_dollipede.jpg

tokyo rosemary, Wednesday, 5 May 2010 16:34 (sixteen years ago)

there is nothing ironic about making a human centipede

it means "EMOTIONAL"! (HI DERE), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 16:34 (sixteen years ago)

unless maybe you are afraid of bugs

it means "EMOTIONAL"! (HI DERE), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 16:34 (sixteen years ago)

or being forced to eat someone else's shit as it comes out of his/her anus

it means "EMOTIONAL"! (HI DERE), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 16:35 (sixteen years ago)

dan your failure to support the entreprenurial spirit is indicative of the source of our global economic crisis.

Matt Daemon (jjjusten), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 16:36 (sixteen years ago)

Somewhere, on a tropical isle, the entrepreneurial spirit is shaking its head at you while slowly drinking a daiquiri.

it means "EMOTIONAL"! (HI DERE), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 16:38 (sixteen years ago)

...that has already passed through the spirit of the radio

da croupier, Wednesday, 5 May 2010 16:51 (sixteen years ago)

haha, OK, they talked about this on Charlie Brooker this week and, just...NO. Though Wiki suggests there's a whole trilogy planned, which is all kinds of incredible.

i read that all 19 members of broken-social-scene have signed on to play the centipede in the sequel.

Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 5 May 2010 19:46 (sixteen years ago)

I keep thinking back to Alex's question about the actors who portray the centipede and it really does seem like hard, horrible drugs must somehow be involved.

it means "EMOTIONAL"! (HI DERE), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 19:50 (sixteen years ago)

i've actuallt spent a fair amount of time trying to figure out WHY i find this so disturbing.

i've never been disturbed by any horror movie or whatever

― PappaWheelie V
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it's because the whole premise is about shit eating and the consequences thereof. it's brutal.

i mean, that knowledge is really about as bad as it gets. it's not a graphic film, really, a few shots aside.

― ian

honestly, i don't think that's why it's so disturbing (tho that is plenty disturbing, don't get me wrong). i think it has more to do with being forced into a space between life and death, where you don't control your own body at all. the whole notion of having your kneecaps removed, teeth removed and being sown to another person like that is . . . horrifying. that trailer haunted me for days.

Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 5 May 2010 19:54 (sixteen years ago)

f--k sakes, i can't believe i even wrote that. blech.

Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 5 May 2010 19:54 (sixteen years ago)

i like the idea that this could become a vehicle of vengeance on bad bands w/too many members, but i dont know how they will work around the polyphonic sprees robes

Matt Daemon (jjjusten), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 19:55 (sixteen years ago)

those robes can't be allowed to stand in the way of science.

Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 5 May 2010 19:56 (sixteen years ago)

ugh, you are making me think of a Mormon Tabernacle Choir human centipede

it means "EMOTIONAL"! (HI DERE), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 19:56 (sixteen years ago)

itll be like one of those caterpillar rides they have at crappy amusement parks where suddenly the canopy flips over you

Matt Daemon (jjjusten), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 19:56 (sixteen years ago)

nominees for human centibands: b.s.s.; polyphonic spree; others?

afaic, reunite the elephant 6 "collective" so they can be added to the list.

Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 5 May 2010 19:58 (sixteen years ago)

itll be like one of those caterpillar rides they have at crappy amusement parks where suddenly the canopy flips over you

just like that, only your mouth will be sewn to the anus of the person in front of you and the person behind you will have his/her mouth sewn to your anus

unless you've been going to some hardcore amusement parks

it means "EMOTIONAL"! (HI DERE), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 19:58 (sixteen years ago)

good times.

Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 5 May 2010 19:59 (sixteen years ago)

le freak c'est chic

he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 19:59 (sixteen years ago)

ugh I just imagined the human ouroboros

it means "EMOTIONAL"! (HI DERE), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 20:00 (sixteen years ago)

what do they do to pass the time when they don't have to poop/eat poop?

peacocks, Wednesday, 5 May 2010 20:01 (sixteen years ago)

kneecaps removed, teeth removed and being sown to another person

the whole thing is really a metaphor about the horrors of aging and marriage?

fat mantis (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 20:01 (sixteen years ago)

it worked a lot better when juxtaposed next to daniels post really

fat mantis (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 20:02 (sixteen years ago)

take my centipede, please!

am0n, Wednesday, 5 May 2010 20:07 (sixteen years ago)

Woah I just read about this for the 1st time ever. I guess for copraphiles this is gonna be awesome. For everyone else yeah pretty damn disturbing. Inhuman bodily mutilation is a pretty terrifying concept if you ask me.

Adam Bruneau, Wednesday, 5 May 2010 20:07 (sixteen years ago)

I think that if this movie is awesome for you, it is a sign that you need serious psychological help.

it means "EMOTIONAL"! (HI DERE), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 20:08 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.paintfartsbytomsix.com/gallery-1

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 28 August 2012 21:13 (thirteen years ago)

one year passes...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Human_Centipede_3_(Final_Sequence)

The movie will contain a centipede of over 500 people.

okay then

obi wankin' obi (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 24 September 2013 22:29 (twelve years ago)

lol

what's up ugly girls? (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 24 September 2013 22:30 (twelve years ago)

I'm in

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Tuesday, 24 September 2013 22:34 (twelve years ago)

starting a porn star for a reason i probably don't need to know

obi wankin' obi (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 24 September 2013 22:35 (twelve years ago)

starring

obi wankin' obi (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 24 September 2013 22:35 (twelve years ago)

Either way.

carl agatha, Tuesday, 24 September 2013 22:48 (twelve years ago)

oh no oh god

obi wankin' obi (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 24 September 2013 22:51 (twelve years ago)

On 29 May 2013, a press release confirmed that Eric Roberts had been cast in the film, although the previous press release stated that the film would star an American celebrity.[3]

ouch

frogbs, Wednesday, 25 September 2013 00:51 (twelve years ago)

Nope nope nope

GF still has nightmares about the baby getting its skull crushed by the accelerator pedal in 2.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, 25 September 2013 00:54 (twelve years ago)

two years pass...

doubt i have anything to add that hasnt been said already, but finally saw the first HC film, and just found it kind of repellant (not sure when i last felt angry at a film like this).

funny reading the british reviews of the film, which are mostly all sniffy or typically trying to take the moral high ground and say that its either just not scary, shocking, or juvenile, which i think isnt actually true, because it is actually very powerful, just in a totally debased, awful, nihilistic way. makes me feel sullied like when i (stupidly) chose to watch a serbian film.

i kept trying to find logic to heiter's mad surgical idea, or thinking of better ways for him to achieve his great triplet idea, but after trying for an hour, i realised there was none (similarly, maybe i missed a bit but how did he call for the car company to come and rescue the girls without them giving him the number?). the worst aspect i think was maybe just that the ending made it a total tragedy.

on the plus side, its made quite well, surprisingly clinical in framing, the actor who played heiter was chillingly good, and even though some people told me its funny (which i can almost see, if you find the idea of shitting in peoples mouths amusing), its played too earnestly for me to really see the humour. urgh. weirdly though, after a night to think about it, i am wondering what the sequel could be like.

StillAdvance, Wednesday, 16 December 2015 11:13 (ten years ago)


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