There should be a thread for Dennis Perrin tweets.

LEAVE MORBS ALONE

morbs is like 85 years old, he can handle himself!

say what u want troll the good doc how u wish but d.perrin talkin @ "length" about his desire 2 hate fuck republican women is all time internet shit fuiud

morbs is equally "mean" to "us" fwiw, if this is the definition that is being used

Sex remains a wonderful thing. Yow.
6:09 PM May 16th, 2009 via web

oh man. too many informations.

hahahahahaha

that tweet signals that dude prob has no irl friends & needs attention -- kinda sad now ;_;

np lohzilla, I'm not mad.

Lamp, that's called "comedy," the unfettered kind that's a little more edgy than sainted Conan's masturbating primates I guess.

Perrin is married and has two kids, don't know if they count as "friends."

are we sure "Dennis Perrin" isn't "Dennis Miller"?

Yesterday, Morbs felt that I wasn't worth the time it would take to explain who Dennis Perrin was. Perhaps I'm a little butthurt. Perhaps I'm not acting like myself lately because I'm jacked up on Benadryl after having a severe allergy attack this weekend. Is that milquetoast enough for you k3v?

I think that my cashews were processed in a facility that also processes pine nuts.

he explains who he is right here, OK?

http://dennisperrin.blogspot.com/

yah im 2 much a simp to really "get" how the gr8 the divide is btw personas hes inhabiting but tbh i like perrin best when he veers into creepy sexual predator mode:

Sofie's two companions giggled. We sat on the front steps of my friend's Chelsea art gallery, watching the older rich and younger hipsters stroll by. Sofie and her friends were visiting from Belgium. They saw me sitting alone, drinking a beer, and decided I was harmless enough to engage. We talked about art, politics, life. They were friendly and very cute. They refused to believe my age, which was flattering. Their soft young features warmed me, and it felt great to be alive in the city I love.

Think of all the successful marriages between ex-porn stars and mixed martial artists that go unreported. 2:45 PM Apr 28th via web

They were friendly and very cute.

this attempt at Chandler terseness is much grosser, actually.

I'm the author of "MR. MIKE: The Life and Work of Michael O'Donoghue, The Man Who Made Comedy Dangerous," "AMERICAN FAN: Sports Mania and the Culture That Feeds It," and "SAVAGE MULES: The Democrats and Endless War." I wrote jokes for Bill Maher and countless other comics, some of whom ran for public office. I've done the media/public speaking thing, pounding podiums when not singing and dancing for tossed coins. Once upon a time I wrote Red State Son, the archive of which can be found in the blogroll below.

Which I read yesterday, and which, let's be honest at first glance reads kinda Republican!

not as gross as anything Dennis Miller has ever said or done. but I'll take your word for it, Professor.

xp

A few months ago he wrote about how he held his nose and did campaign work for Kerry in Michigan in '04 bcz he was so appalled by Bush.

Gaza: Israel's happy hunting ground.
1:48 PM May 1st via web

Oil spills are corporate cum shots.
12:20 PM May 1st via web

New Arizona slogan: Support your local police state.
8:08 AM Apr 25th via web

Who knew the Boy Scouts were a Catholic outreach program?
6:55 AM Apr 24th via web

morbz your brave stand against guys who recite cheesy topical jokes on late night tv would make more sense if this dude wasn't your hero

He is not my hero. They're fucking tweets.

http://www.salon.com/news/opinion/glenn_greenwald/radio/2008/08/22/singh_perrin/index2.html

i have more respect for BP now that i can think of the oil spill as a bukake of the gulf coast

Hey Afghanistan -- we've got health care now! What do you have? Ha! Losers.
3:05 AM Mar 23rd via web

sounds like a line from the new lcd soundsystem album.

his book on michael o'donoghue is fantastic, though he's a little blindly in thrall to his subject

wait, he only has 103 followers???

And Dr. M is 102 of them.

i kid, i kid

For a system that fucks people, is it any surprise that the SEC loves porn?
5:11 AM Apr 23rd via web

http://chattahbox.com/images/2010/02/bandleader-kevin-eubanks-287x300.jpg

man, the numbers on indie recordsDennis Perrin's tweets always remind me that, even if something's popular on P4k/ILM/wherever, most of the world doesn't even know it exists

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sigh. I give up. I shouldn't have got out of bed today. peace.

If Ben Roethlisberger were a superhero, he'd be Rape-Ass.
8:49 PM Apr 21st via web

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_6Hb1xxSjffs/S6mSj3eXZiI/AAAAAAAAQxs/hPpkSIsoBR8/s400/NBA-Boomshakalaka.png

Tiger Woods is the Master of filling 18 holes.
5:53 AM Apr 8th via web

hold on now!!!

My superhero name is also my safeword: Snuggie.
2:11 PM Apr 24th via web

what's with the 'superhero name' running theme anyway

Obama says that Al-Qaeda would use a nuke if it had one. The good news is, it would be on Japan.
3:20 PM Apr 11th via web

yeah! fuck you japan!!

Thanks to those Iraqis who made Kathryn Bigelow the success she is tonight. Well, those still alive. Good night everybody!
9:13 PM Mar 7th via web

makes u think

Mo'nique proves that comics can be the most serious people on earth.
7:02 PM Mar 7th via web

aw!!

Vatican to begin Volcanic Ash Wednesdays.
5:56 PM Apr 18th via web

http://bryantosh.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/tracy-morgan_lolhudblogs.jpg

WORDPLAY!

lol @ dudes. volcanic ash wednesdays is like a step removed from finest dname thread shit

Dennis Perrin proves that puns can be the funniest jokes on earth.

this thread needs some greatest hits throwback jams:

Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius) wrote this on thread OSCARS 2010 on board I Love Everything on Mar 10, 2010

"I'd like to thank the Iraqis for resisting our occupation. Without you, this film doesn't get made." - Dennis Perrin

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius) wrote this on thread The super-speculative 2010 NFL DRAFT thread. on board I Love NFL on Apr 24, 2010

Dennis Perrin tweet:

Had the Confederacy survived, their NFL draft would feature mouth inspections.

Dr Morbius wrote this on thread the USA, Israel, and national interest on board I Love Everything on Jan 13, 2009

Perrin again:

Why did the Israeli Army cross the border?
What border?

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius) wrote this on thread HEALTHCARE THREAD on board I Love Everything on Mar 27, 2010

Perrin tweet:

Health Care "Reform": Same crooks holding the same guns, only now they're smiling.

^_______^

Obama says that Al-Qaeda would use a nuke if it had one. The good news is, it would be on Japan.
3:20 PM Apr 11th via web

yeah! fuck you japan!!

see J0rdan, he's alluding to a historical event.

(I guess what I'm asking is how crappy a school is Mizzou)

Obama says that Al-Qaeda would use conventional bombs, rained down from a fleet of B-29s, and killing hundreds of thousands of people -- more even than in atomic attacks -- if it had them. The good news is, it would be on Japan.

(I guess what I'm asking is how crappy a school is Mizzou)

ouch this seems a bit . . . harsh?

nah, J0rdan's OK, but really he thinks DP is saying "f Japan" in that joke?

Is Perrin implying that Obama would like to see the bomb used on Japan?

Is Perrin implying that Obama would like to see the bomb used on Japan?

it's all part of the plan.

http://patdollard.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/evil-obama.jpg

tbqfh, the problem with these perrin "jokes" is that he thinks that saying something vaguely topical and vaguely "provocative" adds up to meaning of any kind. like this:

Obama says that Al-Qaeda would use a nuke if it had one. The good news is, it would be on Japan.
3:20 PM Apr 11th via web

does not mean anything and no one will convince me that it does.

it has a couple of huge belly laughs, otherwise agreeably perverse.

https://twitter.com/DennisThePerrin/status/837659000581808128

The following North Korea thread is brought to you by SAVAGE MULES: It seemed like the right book to write at the time. pic.twitter.com/y3RL4BOqnX

— Dennis Perrin (@DennisThePerrin) August 9, 2017

continues...

Well, it's a start. pic.twitter.com/3w39rHTOVY

— Dennis Perrin (@DennisThePerrin) September 30, 2017

Alternate Mayor Pete Monikers:
Officer Pete (Cop Vote)
Major Pete (Military Vote)
Elite Pete (Corporate Vote)
Puritan Pete (Evangelical Vote)
Spock Pete (Comic-Con Vote)
Scurvy Pete (Pirate Vote) https://t.co/ov97bXPzmX

— Dennis Perrin (@DennisThePerrin) April 20, 2019

Should the (gasp!) Boston Bomber be allowed to vote? Well, war criminals get to vote, and some even get to vote for *themselves.* Voting rights hinge on who you bomb.

— Dennis Perrin (@DennisThePerrin) April 23, 2019

are you going to confine them to this thread now? b/c that'd help us all out

just as long as i'm boycotting the politics threads

♫This land is their land
This sure ain't your land,
From corporate towers
To the offshore islands,
From the burning forests
To the tax free havens,
This land is meant for who pays me♫ pic.twitter.com/R3IN51aFrG

— Dennis Perrin (@DennisThePerrin) October 26, 2019

He said a lot of things, mostly deranged. He had pictures drawn by Richard Speck in his office, just to show how edgy he was. They guy might have been funny in the 70's but he was a tool when I had the displeasure be be around him. https://t.co/vXqI0ftTgs

— Nora Dunn (@noradunn) February 6, 2020

lol Perrin has such major creep vibes

Imagine Tarantino directing an O'Donoghue biopic. You know he'd get the period right. pic.twitter.com/AbwVeoE5jw

— Dennis Perrin (@DennisThePerrin) February 21, 2020

i'd ask how, uppmiss, if I wasn't bored with your post

Why is @DennisThePerrin off Twitter?

oh my god
we were wrong
he was Morbs
all along

I confess
I was lame
Thought one was two
Tho thoughts were lame

I've never been on the Twitter

You fucking liar.

Laugh at this all you want, but it's more common than you think. I did 27 sit-ups at my Grandfather's showing, shadowboxed over my Uncle's open casket, and performed a tribute to Mummenschanz as dirt was tossed on my Stepfather's grave. Grief takes many forms. pic.twitter.com/gspcPueAlS

— Dennis Perrin (@DennisThePerrin) September 25, 2020

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