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138. http://www.tardfest.com/uploader/userfiles/pax%20romana/Time_Big.jpg

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 13 September 2004 05:58 (twenty-one years ago)

139. ALSO DO NOT CLICK HERE, OKAY?

― x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Monday, 13 September 2004 06:07 (twenty-one years ago)

is she part cow?

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 13 September 2004 07:32 (twenty-one years ago)

she's certainly parted

― gem (trisk), Monday, 13 September 2004 07:36 (twenty-one years ago)

140. In an intern

― Nellie (nellskies), Monday, 13 September 2004 07:41 (twenty-one years ago)

141.

http://www.cs.cornell.edu/talc/images/popcorn.jpg

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 13 September 2004 07:44 (twenty-one years ago)

142. on the interweb
(or else)
143. behind the fridge

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Monday, 13 September 2004 07:52 (twenty-one years ago)

144. in escroe
145. behind door number 3

― oops (Oops), Monday, 13 September 2004 08:49 (twenty-one years ago)

154. holes with milk machines in them

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 13 September 2004 08:55 (twenty-one years ago)

in sweden (neutral)

― Nellie (nellskies), Monday, 13 September 2004 08:56 (twenty-one years ago)

155. a diarama

― oops (Oops), Monday, 13 September 2004 08:58 (twenty-one years ago)

156. A flea collar

― Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 13 September 2004 09:03 (twenty-one years ago)

157. in the take a penny, leave a penis tray

― oops (Oops), Monday, 13 September 2004 09:05 (twenty-one years ago)

158. in the overhead compartment with your other carry-ons

― oops (Oops), Monday, 13 September 2004 09:05 (twenty-one years ago)

ahh my legacy...
-- Kim (grimstitc...), September 11th, 2004 6:48 PM. (later)

159. between my legacies

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 13 September 2004 10:45 (twenty-one years ago)

160. where your mouth is

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 13 September 2004 10:47 (twenty-one years ago)

161. in the deep dark belly-button of the fat kid who made fun of you all those years growing up

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 13 September 2004 12:39 (twenty-one years ago)

162. in the air intake cone on very large speakers

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 13 September 2004 12:41 (twenty-one years ago)

163. up for auction

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 13 September 2004 12:41 (twenty-one years ago)

in sweden (neutral)

164. ITYM Switzerland.

― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 13 September 2004 12:42 (twenty-one years ago)

165. Portsmouth.

― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Monday, 13 September 2004 13:14 (twenty-one years ago)

(Apparently)

― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Monday, 13 September 2004 13:15 (twenty-one years ago)

four months pass...

REVIVE

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 24 January 2005 01:23 (twenty-one years ago)

166.

http://www.salvationarmy-usaeast.org/goodnews/issues/2003_4/6b.jpg

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 24 January 2005 01:25 (twenty-one years ago)

you want to put your penis in *there*??!!

― Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 24 January 2005 01:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Hahah are you watching what I'm watching? =) xpost

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 24 January 2005 01:30 (twenty-one years ago)

you want to put your penis in *there*??!!

Only if it shuts him the fuck up.

Trayce: No, I didn't know he was on actually.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 24 January 2005 01:32 (twenty-one years ago)

167. in a vadge horror story

― gem (trisk), Monday, 24 January 2005 01:36 (twenty-one years ago)

I would have bet money this was a Ned revival. My prognosticator is completely broken.

― Curious George Rides a Republican (Rock Hardy), Monday, 24 January 2005 01:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Even Homer nodded.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 24 January 2005 01:54 (twenty-one years ago)

www.ebay.co.uk

― elwisty, Monday, 24 January 2005 02:28 (twenty-one years ago)

168. A cyclops' one good eye

― Bumfluff, Monday, 24 January 2005 02:31 (twenty-one years ago)

169. Johnny Carson

― TEH JOHN DAHELEMEME (deangulberry), Monday, 24 January 2005 02:34 (twenty-one years ago)

On the front of the NME

― elwisty, Monday, 24 January 2005 02:40 (twenty-one years ago)

171. On the drumstool

― Bumfluff, Monday, 24 January 2005 02:42 (twenty-one years ago)

172.On the drummer's stool

― Bumfluff, Monday, 24 January 2005 02:43 (twenty-one years ago)

173. http://krant.telegraaf.nl/krant/actueel/oscars/fotos/oscars.1starwars_robots.jpg

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 24 January 2005 02:44 (twenty-one years ago)

174. On the drummer's tool

― Bumfluff, Monday, 24 January 2005 02:44 (twenty-one years ago)

175. in the Social Security lockbox

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Monday, 24 January 2005 02:45 (twenty-one years ago)

176. In the drummer's stool.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Monday, 24 January 2005 03:01 (twenty-one years ago)

177. beneath a wire hanger

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 24 January 2005 04:25 (twenty-one years ago)

178. underneath your a shoes

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 24 January 2005 04:31 (twenty-one years ago)

180. on the telly

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 24 January 2005 04:31 (twenty-one years ago)

181. in the dirty clothes basket

― gem (trisk), Monday, 24 January 2005 04:40 (twenty-one years ago)

182. Hills Hoist

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 24 January 2005 04:41 (twenty-one years ago)

attached to the wind-up handle?

― gem (trisk), Monday, 24 January 2005 04:42 (twenty-one years ago)

183. In the junk drawer

― Nellie (nellskies), Monday, 24 January 2005 05:50 (twenty-one years ago)

184.Into high society

― Matt (Matt), Monday, 24 January 2005 16:04 (twenty-one years ago)

185. Into the WRONG HANDS.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 24 January 2005 16:16 (twenty-one years ago)

from savage love this week...

To engage in "femoral intercourse," you will need one person's dick and another person's thighs. Place dick between thighs, press thighs together, and hump away until thighs are a sticky mess. Some other names for femoral intercourse: college-style, dry humping, "English method," and my favorite, "The Weekly Standard."

― peter smith (plsmith), Monday, 24 January 2005 16:40 (twenty-one years ago)

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