Oh boy, ILX! That's where I'm a viking!..?

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oh man i really hope this can become a Leftie Dem vs. DNC Dem thread!

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 2 May 2010 18:05 (sixteen years ago)


i think reality is a much more nuanced place, and that your resoluteness is as bad as dem party supporter blindly apologizing for every bad move democrats make -- sometimes the truth is complicated

yup

other time it ain't

this is one of them

brad whitford's impotent rage (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Sunday, 2 May 2010 18:18 (sixteen years ago)

^^^ doesn't believe in miracles

jacka husalah terrier (some dude), Sunday, 2 May 2010 18:22 (sixteen years ago)

Ralph: I'm a brick!

Ralph: I'm happy and angry

Ralph: I look like cable TV!

Ralph: I'm a unitard!

Ralph: I'm Idaho!

― am0n, Wednesday, April 28, 2010 10:10 PM

am0n, Sunday, 2 May 2010 18:24 (sixteen years ago)

if u can't see the pattern of his character making literal jokes u mad

am0n, Sunday, 2 May 2010 18:25 (sixteen years ago)

Ralph: I'm a brick!

Ralph: I'm happy and angry

Ralph: I look like cable TV!

Ralph: I'm a unitard!

Ralph: I'm Idaho!

according to deej what ralph means by this: anything you want him to mean!

brad whitford's impotent rage (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Sunday, 2 May 2010 18:27 (sixteen years ago)

thats not what i said at all?

Gifted Unlimited Display Names Universal (deej), Sunday, 2 May 2010 18:29 (sixteen years ago)

idaho known for potatoes, "I'm Idaho!" is ralph's comment on the american couch potato

am0n, Sunday, 2 May 2010 18:30 (sixteen years ago)

if you dont think theres a subtext of him being an adventurer/explorer in the world of sleep by using 'viking' rather than, i dont know, potato, then you are being willfully ignorant. i said it before -- the way its written obviously indicates this. the idea that its hardline "he just means he is a viking -- theres no way he could also be implying that hes a hero of sleep during sleep" is some literalist objectivist bs

Gifted Unlimited Display Names Universal (deej), Sunday, 2 May 2010 18:31 (sixteen years ago)

u created the subtext out of thin air

am0n, Sunday, 2 May 2010 18:33 (sixteen years ago)

If I was the writer and knew about this, I would probably have killed myself by now, and pinned a note to my chest that read "Gone to where I'm a viking."

This is four-dimensional art; the 4th dimension is incredibly powerful. (Abbott), Sunday, 2 May 2010 18:36 (sixteen years ago)

realling lolling at the idea that the majority opinion on this indicates that a cryptic ralph wiggum joke has a RIGHT interpretation....this is not physics, guys

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 2 May 2010 18:37 (sixteen years ago)

yes, his viking dreams are undoubtedly full of adventure, perhaps he feels like a champion during them. this is not the same as the A argument, and if you can't see the difference I don't know what to tell ya.

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Sunday, 2 May 2010 18:38 (sixteen years ago)

if you dont think theres a subtext of him being an adventurer/explorer in the world of sleep by using 'viking' rather than, i dont know, potato, then you are being willfully ignorant.

lol

brad whitford's impotent rage (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Sunday, 2 May 2010 18:41 (sixteen years ago)

realling lolling at the idea that the majority opinion on this indicates that a cryptic ralph wiggum joke has a RIGHT interpretation....this is not physics, guys

― Doctor Casino, Sunday, May 2, 2010 2:37 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

the thing is...it's not cryptic.

jacka husalah terrier (some dude), Sunday, 2 May 2010 18:48 (sixteen years ago)

this is not the same as the A argument, and if you can't see the difference I don't know what to tell ya.

― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Sunday, May 2, 2010 1:38 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

then if im actually on your side in this argument, im just really put off by you personally

Gifted Unlimited Display Names Universal (deej), Sunday, 2 May 2010 19:44 (sixteen years ago)

should Viking immigrants be allowed y/n

If You Ain't Gonna Wash It, I Ain't Gonna Eat It (Cattle Grind), Sunday, 2 May 2010 20:50 (sixteen years ago)

in a thousand years of ilx there would not again be a thread as stupid as this

Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 2 May 2010 21:02 (sixteen years ago)

Is that the sound of a gauntlet hitting the floor?

Daily Sport Stunna Yasmin Alibhai Brown (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 2 May 2010 21:06 (sixteen years ago)

think we should settle this on the basketball court, deej. my assholishness vs your condescension. should be an epic battle.

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Sunday, 2 May 2010 22:15 (sixteen years ago)

I'm a furniture!

Mordy, Monday, 3 May 2010 00:03 (sixteen years ago)

I'm a computer

stop all the downloadin

going non-native (dyao), Monday, 3 May 2010 00:21 (sixteen years ago)

lol, it's like the writers of this week's episode saw this thread

Mordy, Monday, 3 May 2010 00:29 (sixteen years ago)

what happened on it?

iatee, Monday, 3 May 2010 00:31 (sixteen years ago)

Ralph said, "I'm a furniture," and at the end it turned out that England was watching Springfield as a reality show on TV and Queen Elizabeth said, "I will miss that Ralph boy, he reminds me a bit of my own boy," and Prince Charles walked in holding a cat and said, "Oh mummy, my cat's breath smells like cat food."

Mordy, Monday, 3 May 2010 00:34 (sixteen years ago)

I'm a computer

stop all the downloadin

― going non-native (dyao), Sunday, May 2, 2010 8:21 PM Bookmark

never will get tired of this one honestly

Doctor Casino, Monday, 3 May 2010 06:18 (sixteen years ago)

i'm a mac. i'm a champion at computing.

henri grenouille (Frogman Henry), Monday, 3 May 2010 06:23 (sixteen years ago)

Yeah, I think deej has defended A but only to the extent that his interpretation incorporates both A and B. So it is incorrect to claim that he's always been on A's side.

jaymc, Monday, 3 May 2010 13:02 (sixteen years ago)

yeah deej seems more confused about the difference between the 2 options than anything else tbh

hey lol hipster (some dude), Monday, 3 May 2010 13:26 (sixteen years ago)

and maybe that's where we can all find some middle ground.

til next time, take care of yourselves. and each other.

scrappy dyaoo (darraghmac), Monday, 3 May 2010 13:36 (sixteen years ago)

i get where they are different, i just think ppl's maginot lines are ignoring the obvious overlap

Gifted Unlimited Display Names Universal (deej), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 03:25 (sixteen years ago)

Prince Charles walked in holding a cat and said, "Oh mummy, my cat's breath smells like cat food."

This is the most painful thing, when a new Simpsons ep bites a very beloved old SImpsons joke. The last time I watched it, they redid the "island was actually a peninsula" joke, and then I think we might have broken up, me & "The Simpsons."

This is four-dimensional art; the 4th dimension is incredibly powerful. (Abbott), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 03:32 (sixteen years ago)

god they actually do that now? how depressing.

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 4 May 2010 03:33 (sixteen years ago)

I don't get it, a human centipede?

Sherman Helmsley Teabag (Cattle Grind), Saturday, 8 May 2010 00:07 (sixteen years ago)

(Cattle Grind prods the thread with a stick. It remains inert. He wanders off, still holding the stick. He likes the stick very much.)

Aimless, Saturday, 8 May 2010 00:32 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMxQ7dFtk9U&feature=related

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 20 May 2010 20:20 (sixteen years ago)

^^^ very possibly primed me to be a "viking at sleep" viewer when the Simpsons episode came around.

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 20 May 2010 20:20 (sixteen years ago)

i seriously made a disgusted "tch" sound out loud seeing this thread title again

A B C, Thursday, 20 May 2010 22:29 (sixteen years ago)

but that is an item of interest!

A B C, Thursday, 20 May 2010 22:29 (sixteen years ago)

And were you a viking out there in the cold hard world?

Ned Raggett, Monday, 31 May 2010 14:40 (sixteen years ago)

he was a viking about not posting to ILX

some men enjoy the feeling of being owned (acoleuthic), Monday, 31 May 2010 14:41 (sixteen years ago)

its realy sad, he was a viking

pokám0n (dyao), Monday, 31 May 2010 14:41 (sixteen years ago)

http://theophilusmonk.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/receive.jpg

iatee, Monday, 31 May 2010 14:42 (sixteen years ago)

seven months pass...

overlooked Modern Radio gems: http://www.modern-radio.com/board/t.php?id=23080&r=499

shane shiner
6/04/07 11:46 AM He wouldn't have said that's WHERE. He would say I am a viking at that or that's what i'm a viking at.

GRAMMARPLEASE

Adster
6/04/07 12:02 PM You may be trying to impart too much logic into the argument. The way I interpret it, the kid likes to go to sleep. He'll willingly do so at command. I guess I can't understand what's so baffling about saying one is a Viking at something they enjoy to do. I'm not saying it's a commonly-heard phrase by any means, nor do I even claim to understand what the exact "meaning" of it is (if it has "meaning" at all). It's a silly expression.

brilly
6/05/07 5:15 AM my friend's 2 yr old brother once said "there's bees in my poop" and lo and behold he had a diaper rash.

Roaratorio
6/05/07 5:16 AM brilly posted this on Jun 05th, 2007 at 10:15:59 am
my friend's 2 yr old brother once said "there's bees in my poop" and lo and behold he had a diaper rash.

That just meant he was bad at pooping.

strawberry shartcake (San Te), Saturday, 15 January 2011 18:05 (fifteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

so, this here is apparently a 'thing' too (albeit not to the same extent as the viking):


When Hank asks Homer if he's ever seen a guy say goodbye to a shoe, does homer say "hehe yes once" because

a. he's seen a guy previously in his life say goodbye to a shoe and is reminiscing

or

b. he's thinking about the time hank said goodbye to a shoe and is thinking about that?

a or b? ILX, you decide.

Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 03:27 (fifteen years ago)

LOL I never thought about that one like that before (like b, I mean). Both work. But again - gah why must everyone overthink the lols?

Citizen SNPs (Trayce), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 03:34 (fifteen years ago)

no! we must come up with unlikely alternate explanations for every joke and ruin them ALL with interminable arguments.

Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 03:39 (fifteen years ago)

*kills self*

Citizen SNPs (Trayce), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 03:40 (fifteen years ago)

a. but not interesting enough to argue about...I think I thought about this on my own before while watching the episode, which was recently cause I'm powering through the first 10 seasons. homer's response isn't the joke and was prob an afterthought for the writer. classic episode...top 5 for me.

iatee, Tuesday, 1 February 2011 03:43 (fifteen years ago)


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