the crimes of george lucas ('90s on)

Love the way he says "It's an epic of romance"

and I'm guessing the tone is deliberate on Harrison's part, since it's the same voice he adopts when doing the wormy fan guy during "Blade Runner"

― WTF cat with unfitting music (kingfish), Saturday, May 1, 2010 4:20 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark

i know, i love it. he does the v.o. like it's so beneath him.

I was trying to find the Jar-Jar Binks translator and had forgotten how ridiculous parts of this thread are.

jar-jar's home planet was the answer to a clue in this sunday's crossword puzzle--i was indignant that my girlfriend didn't understand why i didn't know.

ha I am indignant that you didn't know!

so upset this revive didn't bring the latest iteration of those youtube prequel dismantlings

Definitely a serious crime. Lock GL up for good. Whoever thought this was a good idea is a danger to the human race:

http://www.monzy.com/intro/jarjarpops.jpg

It's supposed to be children's candy.

It looks like something from a very specialist sex shop.

that's been mentioned multiple times; I think I still have one in its wrapper that I bought at Toys R Us in 1998 because srsly wtf

You should combine it with what I believe is referred to as a 'Vibr4ting J3lly T0ngue' - you'll make a fortune on e-b4y. Actually that's a great business idea, SW themed sex toys.

THAT IS NOT A GREAT BUSINESS IDEA

PLEASE GOD LET THAT NOT BE A GREAT BUSINESS IDEA

Abbott already foreshadowed that idea in that ILTMI thread

xp You know that somewhere, someone's already doing this.

what does it say about me that I am way cooler with the idea of man-eating Ewoks than I am a Jar-Jar Binks dildo

you guys are fucking gross and insane is what you are

I cannot get the idea of a vibrating Jar-Jar jelly tongue doing serious damage to my anus as well as my brain

^^ has never put on a black condom while singing the imperial march

man-eating ewoks sounds like debauched Queen record-release party legend.

Man-eating ewoks with bowls of cocaine tied to their heads.

"man-eating Ewok" sounds like the nickname Elton John's security detail had for him.

I cannot get the idea of a vibrating Jar-Jar jelly tongue doing serious damage to my anus as well as my brain

that's one hell of a tongue

Use the Force, Dan.

much respect to john williams, but queen should have scored return of the jedi instead of wasting it on highlander.

Luke's Licksaber - now in 5 different flavors!

They should have re-used the music they did for Flash Gordon.
"Luke... ahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! And some ewok cannibals! DUN DUN DUNDUN DUN DUN"

I can totally hear "Killer Queen" blasting as Vader marches Luke up the stairs to meet the Emperor.

http://media.share.ovi.com/m1/s/1348/47d6e0ac3d0945eb8360bc070378c7f0.jpg
"Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee are the champions"

R2 R2 D2! CLAP BOOM BOOM CLAP

buddy you're a droid make a big noise

ok now I'm just weird al, sorry

http://images.wikia.com/starwars/images/thumb/1/1c/Leia_luke_kiss.jpg/375px-Leia_luke_kiss.jpg

"It's a kind of maaagic..."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7c67NRXtaZk

the past hours worth of posts should be c&p'ed into a new thread:

"The crimes of the crimes of george lucas ('90's on) thread"

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^^^this, far and away. its one thing to churn out crappy product, lots of aging directors do that (hell, young ones too!), but deliberately screwing up your past work - so that NO ONE can ever enjoy it again, that's a whole other level of unforgivable.

― Bizarro Morbius (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, July 15, 2009 1:44 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

finest hour

Just seeing it again resulted in a real-life LOL.

far and away

just the 5 seconds my brain spent trying to process that the first time i read it... amazing

Remember happier times for them?

uh... yes?

xp now that really is "far far away"

Did anyone ever see that movie? Seems like a complete memory hole of a release.

i remember that happening.

but what does it have to do with GL?

far and away

― the itsytitchyschneider (s1ocki), Monday, August 9, 2010

oh

right

i was secretly hoping that was another "wrong thread" posting we could all laugh about

My wife saw "Far and Away" and felt like Tom and Nicole had the sexual chemistry of a gay man and a random cheerleader.

I was just thinking about this today: I had this old coworker, in his 50s or so, and when this movie came out everyone at work was complaining about Jar-Jar. And this guy says, "I don't get why everyone has such a problem with Jar-Jar and how he talks – I happen to like Jamaican people."

That's so clueless as to be kind of sweet.

that's when I thought Tom Cruise was cute. Sigh.

The Jar Jar Binks character will be legendary and deserves to permanently destroy the Star Wars legacy. To quote the Rifftrax guys (who really do a great job tearing TPM to shreds) It is offensive on a metaphysical level.

just about to watch this, anyone else seen it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfBhi6qqFLA&feature=related