I want to be Maggie Gyllenhaal

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No offense or anything, but I don't think she'd make out with you with or without the thread. Nothing personal.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:02 (twenty-two years ago)

oh but ally surely she will, all the boys said they liked her personality, not just her looks!! that means theyre sensitive and deep

― trife (simon_tr), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:04 (twenty-two years ago)

girls from 2 year art schools are easier to make out with than girls who go to fancy ladies colleges.

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Not true, I've made out with half of NYC ILX. Oh wait, I don't go to a ladies college, that means I'm a total slut. Like hockey girls.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:06 (twenty-two years ago)

If Maggie G. knew what I was packin' she wouldn't stop at making out.

― nickalicious can't believe he clicked submit holy shit (nickalicious), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:07 (twenty-two years ago)

tom delete ilx please

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:08 (twenty-two years ago)

More like humanity but anyway.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Trife, we may be corny indie fuxx, but we're not actually delusional enough to think that any of these rich daughters of Hollywood would cast an eye our way. Does that mean we should stop talking about them, though? No, because it's fun.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:09 (twenty-two years ago)

I disagree with Ally about the no-making-out-chance thing.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:11 (twenty-two years ago)

I guess you have a higher chance with her than with Nicole Kidman.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:11 (twenty-two years ago)

I am dying to make the world's worst joke (not at N's expense).

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:11 (twenty-two years ago)

You mean that one I did a minute ago wasn't the worst? Hooboy.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:12 (twenty-two years ago)

If Maggie G. knew what I was packin' she wouldn't stop at making out.

Fudge?

― YOU WERE WARNED (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:13 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't like the tone of jay's 'rich daughters of Hollywood' comment.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:14 (twenty-two years ago)

A HA HA !!!

― nickalicious 0wn3d (nickalicious), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:14 (twenty-two years ago)

how does this thread keep getting worse???

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:15 (twenty-two years ago)

It's a gift.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:15 (twenty-two years ago)

cuz we keep posting things that aren't pictures of Maggie Gyllenhaal on it

xpost

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:16 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah that MUST be it

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:17 (twenty-two years ago)

This thread just proves the shocking fact that men are easily pleased.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:17 (twenty-two years ago)

ha ha well fuck you too d00d & d00dette

http://i.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/020617/171050__gyllenhaal_l.jpg

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:18 (twenty-two years ago)

why do you all want 'rich daughters of hollywood' to have all the pathetic indie quirks of your quirky indie friends??!?!

― trife (simon_tr), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:18 (twenty-two years ago)

i guess maybe someday she'll get naked in a movie and omg itll be like looking at an indie girl naked!!!!!!

― trife (simon_tr), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:19 (twenty-two years ago)

b-but trife she plays the banjo!

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:19 (twenty-two years ago)

and collects novelty buttons from elections gone by! and wears vintage!

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Well obv. it is a triumph for all women to have someone so "quirky" on the silver screen. Don't shit on our feminism.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Dude, you guys are making WAAAAAAAY too much of this. WTF?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:22 (twenty-two years ago)

ha ethan and jess in taking things too far shockah!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:22 (twenty-two years ago)

ile : maggie g :: threadbare starving hobos who put their palms on the window of a shop and lick their lips : wax fruit

― trife (simon_tr), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:22 (twenty-two years ago)

nickalicious, surely you are used to the jess and ethan fuck-up roadshow by now?

This thread just proves the shocking fact that men are easily pleased.

Is this supposed to be a bad thing? Are we supposed to be more difficult?

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:23 (twenty-two years ago)

ha ha YOU'RE on ILE trife

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:24 (twenty-two years ago)

b-but trife she plays the banjo!

FUCK YOU, IT'S THE UKELELE

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:24 (twenty-two years ago)

trife's last post made me fucking spit dude, wow.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:24 (twenty-two years ago)

ethan i think we have to up our lame dick joke quotient so we can stop being "fuck ups"

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:24 (twenty-two years ago)

dastoor your seamless integration into nu ile says alot about the depth of your character

― trife (simon_tr), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:25 (twenty-two years ago)

The weird thing about the Jess and Ethan roadshow is that their commentary is all Statler and Waldorf = it's said publicly, but it's only directed back-and-forth. "Hey, Gabbo, did you just hear that?" etc.

x-post: Okay except that last one.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:26 (twenty-two years ago)

it must be nice to not include yourself as part of the ILE hivemind you have created in your head so that you can look down on it.

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:27 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.visituganda.com/images/chimp.jpg
"I NO LIKEY WOTCHOO GUYS DID TO DA MAGGIE G THREAD"

― CHIMPO (nickalicious), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:27 (twenty-two years ago)

ETHANP23: he brought it on himself!! 'jess and ethan fuck-up road show', what is he, oops?
ETHANP23: maybe he can start a logistical beatdown thread now

haha X-POST

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:28 (twenty-two years ago)

The problem is that jess and ethan's running commentary is funnier than about 93% of the jokes I've seen on ILX today, if not a higher percentage. This is similar to Statler and Waldorf, as well.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:29 (twenty-two years ago)

See, my horrible joke ruined the thread.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Are we supposed to be more difficult?

You mean that you're not?;>

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:30 (twenty-two years ago)

And it's all about making Ally laugh.

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:30 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd agree with Ally actually (ethan made me laugh testicles out my nose last night on the Democratic Candidates POO! thread), but I just ain't feelin' it on this thread.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:31 (twenty-two years ago)

why 93% ally? round it up to 95%.

no thread has been ruined as far as i can see.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:32 (twenty-two years ago)

IT'S LORD OF THE FLIES PEOPLE

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Ha ha - was jess telling you off for being nasty to me?

I don't know what you mean by the nu-ile comment or the logistical breakdown one.

I didn't think 'fuck up roadshow' was offensive. I thought that was self-evidently your thing.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:32 (twenty-two years ago)

A thing that, as Ally says, is good.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Trife and Jess as nu-Atari Teenage Riot!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:34 (twenty-two years ago)

we're just like indie kids , only on the big screen

― trife (simon_tr), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:35 (twenty-two years ago)

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