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Kest3r Br1ght

Prest0n C@nn0n

Learned of both names through various office email networks, never met either.

wasting time and money trying to change the weather (Laurel), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 18:41 (sixteen years ago)

Just out of curiosity, has anyone ever spoken up and said they KNEW one of the people/names posted here?

wasting time and money trying to change the weather (Laurel), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 18:49 (sixteen years ago)

Take your pick:

http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/9963/vlcsnap2010042822h05m41.jpg

My favorites are Jane Murfin and Van Nest Polglase

Oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm Ann Reinking! (Stevie D), Thursday, 29 April 2010 02:08 (sixteen years ago)

Coffee Wang

Madchen, Thursday, 29 April 2010 11:21 (sixteen years ago)

I dunno about Wagstaff-Gribble, it sounds like a rare nervous condition that makes people spill food out of their mouths when they eat.

wasting time and money trying to change the weather (Laurel), Thursday, 29 April 2010 13:48 (sixteen years ago)

I want to make a poll out of that list of names.

Oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm Ann Reinking! (Stevie D), Thursday, 29 April 2010 13:58 (sixteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Odd_Bull

was a vox pop with a woman called Gay Power on the channel 4 news earlier.

Times New Excels At (jim in glasgow), Friday, 7 May 2010 21:31 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=126606650&ft=1&f=1003

I win.

Sherman Helmsley Teabag (Cattle Grind), Friday, 7 May 2010 22:53 (sixteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

The work experience kid in here today is called D@ve Dull@rd. How does a family get a surname like that?

she is mottled and she's looking good (DJ Mencap), Monday, 24 May 2010 12:30 (sixteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/R3X4k.jpg

like a guttenberg, strong with your mane (another al3x), Monday, 24 May 2010 17:48 (sixteen years ago)

I once bought pot from a girl by the name of Nuss, who enjoyed mentioning that her parents' names were Pete and Anna: P. Nuss and A. Nuss

Myonga Vön Bontee, Monday, 24 May 2010 18:55 (sixteen years ago)

Esa-Pekka Salonen

Aimless, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 03:52 (sixteen years ago)

holy shit @ hyman shocker

mr. milquetoast (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 04:01 (sixteen years ago)

I bet he gets that a lot.

Aimless, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 04:14 (sixteen years ago)

palindrome!

http://www.facebook.com/people/Eduardo-Odraude/592322555

(e_3) (Edward III), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 04:56 (sixteen years ago)

Brazilian-American percussionist Duduka da Fonseca!

Scelsi Hotel (Paul in Santa Cruz), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 06:41 (sixteen years ago)

What's so odd about "Esa-Pekka Salonen"? It's a perfectly common Finnish name.

Tuomas, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 07:40 (sixteen years ago)

Salonen sounds a bit like 'saline', as in saline implants that a lady might use to enhance her breasts, which are a rude and amusing part of the body

taqsim for Gaffney (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 07:59 (sixteen years ago)

Sounds kinda stretched.

Tuomas, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 08:27 (sixteen years ago)

A classic (if unfortunate) confluence of story and reporter: Vienna Boys’ Choir caught up in sex abuse scandals, written by Roger Boyse.

seandalai, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 23:34 (sixteen years ago)

I work with a person with the last name Fartass. I think it's pronounced far-taus or something. Whatever, it's fart-ass to me.

musicfanatic, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 23:38 (sixteen years ago)

http://web.minorleaguebaseball.com/milb/stats/stats.jsp?pos=&sid=milb&t=p_pbp&pid=572171

J0rdan S., Thursday, 27 May 2010 03:29 (sixteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

Zowie Sharples

kkvgz, Monday, 21 June 2010 17:18 (fifteen years ago)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/manchester/10368990.stm

kkvgz, Monday, 21 June 2010 17:18 (fifteen years ago)

one month passes...

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm3951187/resume

my objective was to get the ham (another al3x), Friday, 6 August 2010 14:48 (fifteen years ago)

Prior Job Title 2: Oral english teacher

QUEEN LATFH (LOLK), Friday, 6 August 2010 15:32 (fifteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urban_Shocker

? (dyao), Thursday, 19 August 2010 03:33 (fifteen years ago)

I think he should have gone with Urbane Shocker. Seems cooler. And more phonetically correct.

The one time I don't do the dishes, I get ebola! (James Morrison), Thursday, 19 August 2010 03:52 (fifteen years ago)

Was looking up some Dodgers stats the other day and came across Oyster Burns.

My totem animal is a hamburger. (WmC), Thursday, 19 August 2010 04:03 (fifteen years ago)

Don't know about more phonetically correct, JM. The presence of the middle name Jacques would suggest Urbain should be pronounced the French way, which is way closer to Urban than Urbane.

emil.y, Thursday, 19 August 2010 13:32 (fifteen years ago)

I work at a call center. A recent goody was "V1dy4 An4nth4n4n4r4y4n4n".

albino python on cocaine (corey), Thursday, 19 August 2010 13:37 (fifteen years ago)

I also like the name of the composer Vagn Holmboe. If the way I think it's pronounced is correct, it sounds like the surname of a German nobleman-turned-90s rapper.

albino python on cocaine (corey), Thursday, 19 August 2010 14:18 (fifteen years ago)

i met someone with the last name D3wd@t

michangelo wuz a party d00d (San Te), Thursday, 19 August 2010 14:29 (fifteen years ago)

Dew-dat, dew-dat, dew-dew-dat-dat-dat

albino python on cocaine (corey), Thursday, 19 August 2010 14:36 (fifteen years ago)

Pr0bal H0que

dayo, Tuesday, 31 August 2010 23:47 (fifteen years ago)

http://wearecentralpa.com/wtaj-news-fulltext/?nxd_id=203465

Mirinda & Sam Boob, Kermit Butts

StanM, Friday, 3 September 2010 17:14 (fifteen years ago)

Ferit Licka

tickle me lmao (unregistered), Wednesday, 15 September 2010 18:26 (fifteen years ago)

In June 1915, Walter Kirke, deputy head of military intelligence at GHQ France, wrote in his diary that Mansfield Cumming, the first chief (or C) of the SIS was "making enquiries for invisible inks at the London University".

In October he noted that he "heard from C that the best invisible ink is semen", which did not react to the main methods of detection. Furthermore it had the advantage of being readily available.

dayo, Wednesday, 22 September 2010 01:14 (fifteen years ago)

Sh1rley F0rehand

ljubljana, Wednesday, 22 September 2010 02:33 (fifteen years ago)

Guy M@nl0ve

turn in yer badge (San Te), Wednesday, 22 September 2010 02:35 (fifteen years ago)

no mention so far of Ed Wood repertory player Dudley Manlove?

a black white asian pine ghost who is fake (Telephone thing), Wednesday, 22 September 2010 03:07 (fifteen years ago)

Kermit D3err

Guy B@tm@an

dude (del), Wednesday, 22 September 2010 03:11 (fifteen years ago)

lol my inept googleproofing

dude (del), Wednesday, 22 September 2010 03:13 (fifteen years ago)

Mary-Jane Budd
http://www.essex.ac.uk/psychology/department/people/budd.html

a fucking knitted scarf (another al3x), Wednesday, 22 September 2010 03:16 (fifteen years ago)

Marijuana Sawyer
http://www.uww.edu/advising/aaec/welcome/staff/sawyer.html

a fucking knitted scarf (another al3x), Wednesday, 22 September 2010 03:17 (fifteen years ago)

Mar1juana *Pepsi* Sawyer to you

ljubljana, Wednesday, 22 September 2010 03:20 (fifteen years ago)

Ginger Wang, lots of.
http://www.linkedin.com/pub/dir/Ginger/Wang

Madchen, Wednesday, 22 September 2010 11:48 (fifteen years ago)

I have a friend named B@rbara who married a guy with the last name of B@rbara. She actually goes by B@rbie B@rbara. (the last name has the emphasis on the second syllable though).

turn in yer badge (San Te), Wednesday, 22 September 2010 12:56 (fifteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/2biWk.png

a fucking knitted scarf (another al3x), Wednesday, 22 September 2010 16:05 (fifteen years ago)

My Dad went to primary school with a guy named Dempster Bogle.

disastrous sixth series (MaresNest), Wednesday, 22 September 2010 16:06 (fifteen years ago)


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