Oh boy, ILX! That's where I'm a viking!..?

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a bad joke on THE SIMPSONS?!?!?!?!?!?!

rolling stupid fruity crazy frog (history mayne), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 15:34 (sixteen years ago)

At that point Simpsons still had good and clever jokes most of the time.

Tuomas, Wednesday, 28 April 2010 15:35 (sixteen years ago)

just wow, tuomas

board free (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 15:36 (sixteen years ago)

dudes it's pretty bad when a Finnish dude who doesn't know how to use Google has a more nuanced understanding of the English language than you.

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 15:36 (sixteen years ago)

has the lex weighed in yet? pinefox too much to hope for.

the big pink suede panda bear hurts (ledge), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 15:37 (sixteen years ago)

can i get a list of all the option a people so i can shun them plz

am0n, Wednesday, 28 April 2010 15:38 (sixteen years ago)

lol i was just thinking that this thread really needed input from tuomas

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 28 April 2010 15:38 (sixteen years ago)

dudes it's pretty bad when a Finnish dude who doesn't know how to use Google has a more nuanced understanding of the English language than you.

actually & I'd think you'd know this, that Tuomas favors that interpretation is kinda the nail in its coffin, ain't it

brad whitford's guitar explorations (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 15:39 (sixteen years ago)

right, his understanding is obv more nuanced, rather than less complete.

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 15:39 (sixteen years ago)

obv

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 15:41 (sixteen years ago)

congratulations

am0n, Wednesday, 28 April 2010 15:41 (sixteen years ago)

B) a bullied little kid dreaming of being an actual Viking isn't much of a gag

HE IS DREAMING HE IS A CONQUERING WARRIOR BECAUSE IRL HE GETS CONQUERED BY THE WARRIOR BULLIES.

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 15:41 (sixteen years ago)

silly, ralph doesn't have a vengeful bone in his body.

dyao, Wednesday, 28 April 2010 15:42 (sixteen years ago)

guys

he's Tuomas

that's game set & match for your terrible senses of humor

brad whitford's guitar explorations (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 15:42 (sixteen years ago)

results of other internet poll

"I dream I'm a viking" (171) 64.77%
"I'm a champion sleeper" (93) 35.23%

nagl that's where ur a viking (cozen), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 15:42 (sixteen years ago)

that is overcomplicating it, gd. vikings are just cool and exciting and that's why ralph likes being one in his dreams.

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 28 April 2010 15:43 (sixteen years ago)

it figures that a scandinavian would just ASSUME that english speakers use the word 'viking' to mean 'good at something' (when really it's just a figure that only a semi-retarded american would dream about being)

iatee, Wednesday, 28 April 2010 15:43 (sixteen years ago)

man I am looking at 20 gifs of mj eating popcorn right now

I Think Ur a Viking (dyao), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 15:45 (sixteen years ago)

http://local.yahoo.com/info-20281262-viking-excel-electric-llc-las-vegas

am0n, Wednesday, 28 April 2010 15:45 (sixteen years ago)

right, his understanding is obv more nuanced, rather than less complete.

I'm not saying I have a more nuanced understanding, but the way Ralph put emphasis on the words of the sentence made me immediately interpret the joke as "excelling in sleep". And my argument B doesn't really have to do with the English language (yes, I know "Viking" isn't a common metaphor in English, but Ralph uses the language in a rather idiosyncratic manner) rather than how Simpsons gags work.

HE IS DREAMING HE IS A CONQUERING WARRIOR BECAUSE IRL HE GETS CONQUERED BY THE WARRIOR BULLIES.

Yes, I get this, but the bullied becoming the bully in his dreams is still a rather dull and unimaginative joke, and I think at that point Simpsons were generally better than that. Now, if the episode had actually shown Ralph's dream after his line, and it would've been some surreal and Ralphesque interpretation of what being a Viking means, that would've been a typical Simpsons gag. But since all we got was that one line, I interpreted it as "Viking of sleep", because that's more like a Simpsons joke to me.

Tuomas, Wednesday, 28 April 2010 15:48 (sixteen years ago)

ur all disgusting vikings

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 15:48 (sixteen years ago)

uh oh ralph's having a fantasy

I Think Ur a Viking (dyao), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 15:49 (sixteen years ago)

can a mod change the display name of everyone who has spoken in defense of option A to "I Stand With Tuomas"

brad whitford's guitar explorations (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 15:50 (sixteen years ago)

http://computers-are.us/hairpull.gif

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 15:50 (sixteen years ago)

wait why did Vampire Weekend get pulled into this

Marriage, that's where I'm a Viking! (HI DERE), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 15:51 (sixteen years ago)

vampire, that's where I'm a weekend

brad whitford's guitar explorations (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 15:52 (sixteen years ago)

like is this actually a not-so-subtle attempt to coalesce every hot-button ILX topic into one gigantic clusterfuck thread? if so, lemme know and I will start flinging around opinions on MIA and yelling things out of car windows

Marriage, that's where I'm a Viking! (HI DERE), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 15:52 (sixteen years ago)

please make this the new ile title

I've no idea why this thread has 500+ answers, but I just wanted to say...
-Tuomas

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 15:53 (sixteen years ago)

be my guest dan!

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 28 April 2010 15:53 (sixteen years ago)

on the surface it's such an innocuous thread too

xp to dan

g.w.f.nagl (cozen), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 15:53 (sixteen years ago)

heard lady gaga's actually a viking

I Think Ur a Viking (dyao), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 15:54 (sixteen years ago)

anyway waiting for the cafepress digest edn

g.w.f.nagl (cozen), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 15:54 (sixteen years ago)

on the surface it's such an innocuous thread too

xp to dan

― g.w.f.nagl (cozen), Wednesday, April 28, 2010 10:53 AM (10 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^^^ good job bringing LCD Soundsystem into the mix

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 15:54 (sixteen years ago)

haiku for no one

checking out
the ass on that one
that's where
I'm
a viking

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 15:54 (sixteen years ago)

omg

Marriage, that's where I'm a Viking! (HI DERE), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 15:55 (sixteen years ago)

are there any vikings in kill bill?

g.w.f.nagl (cozen), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 15:56 (sixteen years ago)

Minnesota Vikings games, that's where I'm a Viking.

ampersand (remy bean), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 15:57 (sixteen years ago)

could somebody please summarize this thread in bullet form?

ampersand (remy bean), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 15:58 (sixteen years ago)

m bison to thread

I Think Ur a Viking (dyao), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 15:58 (sixteen years ago)

just jump in now and state your opinion it's what most ppl are doing

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 28 April 2010 15:58 (sixteen years ago)

i bet Ralph's a bad tipper.

itchy rainbolt (clotpoll), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 15:59 (sixteen years ago)

he's also a big fan of dmb

I Think Ur a Viking (dyao), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 16:01 (sixteen years ago)

on a simpsons-related note, do you guys think lisa simpson is symbolic of the fact that women don't make as good music as men do?

iatee, Wednesday, 28 April 2010 16:04 (sixteen years ago)

i think she's symbolic of the fact that she's a shrill bitch

ampersand (remy bean), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 16:05 (sixteen years ago)

(i am not sure that is a true opinion)

ampersand (remy bean), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 16:05 (sixteen years ago)

someone already did "why does black people never want to viking" already, right

Marriage, that's where I'm a Viking! (HI DERE), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 16:05 (sixteen years ago)

ban iatee

brad whitford's guitar explorations (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 16:06 (sixteen years ago)

oh look, another crazy black viking

I Think Ur a Viking (dyao), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 16:06 (sixteen years ago)

saw a baniatee off Florida last time I was there actually

brad whitford's guitar explorations (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 16:06 (sixteen years ago)

When I was a kid I frequently had a recurring dream where I had to fight sapient refrigerators and ovens in a giant, glowing pyramid that had pterodactyls flying over it.

― Walter Melon (Abbott), 27 April 2010 17:18 (Yesterday) Bookmark

Shurely this is from Ghostbusters?

Anyway, I read this thread. I hate when someone on one side of an argument takes the lazy option of assuming less-than-sincere motives on those on the other side, but option A reppers, seriously?

just darraghmac tbh (darraghmac), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 16:08 (sixteen years ago)


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