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― dipset infiltrator (zvookster), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 03:19 (fourteen years ago) link
that thing white ppl do when they disparage other white ppl
― Oh boy, ILX! That's where I'm a Whiney! (dyao), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 03:19 (fourteen years ago) link
i'm ralph btw
really the only solution is to go back in time and prevent this joke from being written in the first place.
― itchy rainbolt (clotpoll), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 03:20 (fourteen years ago) link
beef: it's what's for duller
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 28 April 2010 03:21 (fourteen years ago) link
The best part is that the summary of this thread for "thread where we summarize ilx clusterfuck threads so you don't have to read them" can basically just be the poll options.
so who's winning so far the blogger or the blogger/twitterer
― am0n, Wednesday, 28 April 2010 03:22 (fourteen years ago) link
Can we set up a webcast "celebrity" boxing match between Whiney and deej?
― he's always been a bit of an anti-climb Max (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 03:22 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.rustypants.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/rock-em-sock-em.jpg
― fag-amplitude (electricsound), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 03:23 (fourteen years ago) link
Hype Machine / Gorilla vs. Bear / Cocaine Blunts Proudly Presents the Epic Battle of 2010
― he's always been a bit of an anti-climb Max (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 03:25 (fourteen years ago) link
― am0n, Tuesday, April 27, 2010 10:22 PM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark
u forgot about hipster puppies
― Gifted Unlimited Display Names Universal (deej), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 03:40 (fourteen years ago) link
u forgot about d4vid-dr4kes-bukkake-dojo.com
― board free (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 03:48 (fourteen years ago) link
i stole that joke from the daily show, tbh
― board free (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 03:49 (fourteen years ago) link
callin dudes out by their real name when shit gets heated
― Oh boy, ILX! That's where I'm a Whiney! (dyao), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 03:49 (fourteen years ago) link
nece$$@ry g00glepr00fing
― am0n, Wednesday, 28 April 2010 03:55 (fourteen years ago) link
u forgot about d4vid-dr4kes-bukkake-dojo.com― board free (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, April 27, 2010 11:48 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark
― board free (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, April 27, 2010 11:48 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark
what does this even mean?Also, what the fuck happened?
― Oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm Ann Reinking! (Stevie D), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 03:56 (fourteen years ago) link
we beat so many dead horses
― board free (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 04:13 (fourteen years ago) link
We now need a new poll of Option A + Team Deej, Option A + Team Whiney, etc etc.
― Oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm Ann Reinking! (Stevie D), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 04:17 (fourteen years ago) link
dyao know what I mean?
whiney's hipster bukkake would get a book deal bfore mine ;_;
― Gifted Unlimited Display Names Universal (deej), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 04:45 (fourteen years ago) link
i like to think of deej as the friend i would hang out with on the school yard everyday even though we would get into screeching arguments about sonic vs. mario or superman vs batman or whatev
― board free (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 04:59 (fourteen years ago) link
or even shit ralph wiggum said on the simpsons
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 28 April 2010 09:20 (fourteen years ago) link
When Ralph dreams about being a viking - a generally excellent type of person, an achiever, an explorer on the cutting edge - it is ironic considering that Ralph is a special kid who sometimes does stuff like accidentally eat worms. The Simpsons writers chose "viking" rather than "goldfish" or anything else harmless because the difference between Ralph and a Viking is so great. Given that Ralph just experienced the humiliation of being excluded from the rest of the class, he (his character, as written by the Simpsons' writers) may have said "Viking" because that is a dream where he remembers having power. "Viking" is not a metaphor for being excellent at something or 1995 slang for the same.
― kingkongvsgodzilla, Wednesday, 28 April 2010 09:55 (fourteen years ago) link
could you go do it on a schoolyard instead? (xp to whiney)
― longer lasting, thicker electrons (sic), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 09:57 (fourteen years ago) link
i wonder what kind of ice cream the real deej and whiney are having
― ban c u tty (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 11:43 (fourteen years ago) link
vikings not very good at sleep apparently
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_hyJAVc5atQ4/SRHa8COAF_I/AAAAAAAAAP8/gQIGBrZwNPE/s320/hagar_the_horrible.jpg
― the big pink suede panda bear hurts (ledge), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 11:47 (fourteen years ago) link
wow there really is no argument safe from the ILXian penchant for looking down at others via the "I'm more tolerant/open-minded than thou" avenue. btw deej's interpretation is 100% consistent w/option B people's.
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 13:43 (fourteen years ago) link
haha like looking down on others is a trait peculiar to ILX
― Marriage, that's where I'm a Viking! (HI DERE), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 13:48 (fourteen years ago) link
the only thing worse is looking down on those who look down on others xp
― Oh boy, ILX! That's where I'm a Whiney! (dyao), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 13:52 (fourteen years ago) link
dan, looking down at others via the "I'm more tolerant/open-minded than thou" avenue is = ILXian penchant
right, dyao. and the only thing worse than that is what you just did right there.
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 14:26 (fourteen years ago) link
http://mythstified.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/nickieatmirror.jpg
l-r: granny dainger
― Oh boy, ILX! That's where I'm a Whiney! (dyao), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 14:29 (fourteen years ago) link
congrats on interpreting a joke correctly!
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 14:31 (fourteen years ago) link
haha
― iatee, Wednesday, 28 April 2010 14:32 (fourteen years ago) link
dyao that post almost redeems you for thinking that recycling this idea for ilx was a good idea
― brad whitford's guitar explorations (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 14:45 (fourteen years ago) link
also, wrong - hippies have been doing this shit for forty fucking years
also, liberals
― brad whitford's guitar explorations (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 14:46 (fourteen years ago) link
fuckin libs
― iatee, Wednesday, 28 April 2010 14:46 (fourteen years ago) link
god I was so tempted
― Oh boy, ILX! That's where I'm a Whiney! (dyao), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 14:47 (fourteen years ago) link
hippies doing it doesn't mean ILX doesn't also have a penchant for it. god i hate the internet.
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 14:50 (fourteen years ago) link
i've only read the past maybe half page and have no idea what this thread is even about, but KIU anyway guys!
― just darraghmac tbh (darraghmac), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 14:52 (fourteen years ago) link
granny dainger, world weary internet traveler
― Oh boy, ILX! That's where I'm a Whiney! (dyao), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 14:53 (fourteen years ago) link
iatee even surely your good liberal self must own that liberals are among the most condescending assholes in the history of the world
c'mon man I vote the same way as you do but you gotta come correct
― brad whitford's guitar explorations (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 14:53 (fourteen years ago) link
yeah sure lots of left-wing people ("liberals") are condescending. so are lots of right-wing people. so are most americans. barack obama isn't more condescending than george bush. there's no reason for people on the left to be buying into stereotypes about 'liberals'.
― iatee, Wednesday, 28 April 2010 14:57 (fourteen years ago) link
okay this is the point that makes me wish I hadn't started this thread
― Oh boy, ILX! That's where I'm a Whiney! (dyao), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 14:58 (fourteen years ago) link
do you guys have any opinions on your preferences for vietnamese food versus portugese food while you're at it
actually can we make this into a race thread instead of a politics thread
why do some black people viking at things that white people don't?
― iatee, Wednesday, 28 April 2010 14:59 (fourteen years ago) link
ok everybody in the # of posts it takes to get iatee defensive about liberals being unfairly stereotyped, pay me, the answer was "one"
― brad whitford's guitar explorations (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 15:01 (fourteen years ago) link
srsly what did this thread start as i'm at work and i really wanna know
― just darraghmac tbh (darraghmac), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 15:03 (fourteen years ago) link
btw actually yes, actual leftists should always note that liberals condescend terrifically to the dumb ol' masses who just don't know what's good for them & have been doing so forever, this has been a problem with liberals since time immemorial & if you don't believe me, hasten thee to a couple of state central committee conventions - the only way you can miss this indisputable fact is if you are the knight errant for the democratic party, protecting their name from unfair besmirching far & wide
― brad whitford's guitar explorations (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 15:04 (fourteen years ago) link
dude you know I'm the democrat-apologist not the 'liberal'-apologist. liberal's an empty pejorative term that can be used to describe you, me, both, or neither of us.
― iatee, Wednesday, 28 April 2010 15:04 (fourteen years ago) link
that's where I'm a liberal
― Oh boy, ILX! That's where I'm a Whiney! (dyao), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 15:05 (fourteen years ago) link