"Can I say you're my girlfriend on Facebook?"

1. cute (1 vote)

^^ this result is pretty cute!

love it here! i'm just off for a few months in japan & china and will be back in july till 09 at least. it really is god's own country *wipes tear away*

awww. We love nothing more than being told our country is awes.

i know crutis :/

Cute is bad, now?

(aaarrrr wait no don't start that agt again)

[An acquaintance from middle school] joined the group Bill Gates sharing his fortune. If you ignore this, You will repent .

30382 members. Facebook is Youtube now.

youtube is much more useful

former contributor louis jagger found this, which will probably only interest the 'lol guardian motherfuckers crew' but anyway:

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=8302882374

Guy from school I haven't had any contact with in ten years has now requested (and been rejected) four times. This is (perhaps mean but..) his profile picture:

http://i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg187/nick-uptoeleven/n778600187_9407.jpg

Religious views: 'Jesus died for me - how cool is that?'

hot mentalists c/d

Yeah i'm kinda n_n @ the variations on "Jesus is awesome" and "JC = that dude" all over the place

I have just had a friend request from someone and I have no idea who they are!

ayo facebook chat

is there a way of TELLING when someone rejects you? as in cf what is said upthread about people being rejected '4 times'? how would u know? i've not worked that out yet.

Find them, if there's an 'Add as friend' link your invitation has vanished.

What the fuck's that shit they've suddenly chucked in the corner?

Where?

In the corner.

This week, Facebook is rolling out Facebook Chat, a new way for users to communicate with their friends in real-time. Facebook will show users which of their friends are online when they are, so that they do not need to create or maintain a separate buddy list. Users also do not have to worry about any additional installation or set up. Facebook Chat works directly in the browser. Just as other features on Facebook have allowed friends to communicate more efficiently than before, we hope Facebook Chat will make it easier to connect instantly.

It's being rolled out slowly, which probably is why you can't see it yet.

Facebook Chat Launches, Site Gets Even Noisier

http://www.webware.com/i/bto/20080406/fbchat.jpg

Wahoo! Something else to crash my computer with!

facebook chat wtf

a guy like Naseem Hakim should have a lot more than 19 online friends

I know who the real losers are nowe

"anyone tried the facebook instant messenger yet?"

ARTGH!!!!! How many more chat programs do we actually fucking need?

(Someone probably has but not I)

So far: hit on ally's sister

facebook chat is actually well-implemented as far as I can tell, not that I'd use it for anything other than accidentally catching someone online

i'd like it if i could use jabber clients with it

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actually i spend many evenings thinking about potential doritos ads

i spend many evenings thinking about beaming all doritos advertising into space, for good

when you remove ppl from your friends list, do they receive notification?

No, I just took someone off this weekend (was in my address book, I don't really know her) - it asks for confirmation and says the person won't be notified.

I really wish actual friends would stop using facebook to shove their businesses/personal interests down my throat. No I don't want to become a fan of your fucking contracting company. No I don't want to be 'invited' to your latest podcast about manga.

haha

i just removed a friend because she was posting too many pictures and comments and the constant notifications were clogging up my home page. i would have preferred not to de-friend her but i don't think there's any other way to do it.

You can tell it to "show less" from particular friends, and it will, as long as your other friends are doing enough stuff.

It's under the preferences link down at the bottom of the news feed section.

Really?? Brilliant.

I've not removed anyone yet, but I have ignored all invitation from one person who kept flooding my screen with invitations to every rubbish app she could get her hands on.

nice one. my mate's sister spends all day adding friends, making comments, posting photos, etc... so abut half the "news" i get is her facebook-addict activity. i don't want to delete her tho, so this "show less" thing sounds good...

omg this is fantastic. Thank you so much.

I just got rid of mine.

I was going to get rid of mine but found removing a heap of cockfarmers I went to school and uni with was a good solution.

But then there would be no one! (but ilxors)

i keep trying to get my bf on facebook (and ilx!) but he's all "no, i don't need another internet thing in my life." apparently there's some sort of "real world" out there he likes better. :-(

this made my day:

http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h271/stckhlmcnd/bea.jpg

Oh, I know! I signed up to that immediately. Earlier today.

xp BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

http://a170.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/46/m_235964750c05b5341eda247a674481b9.jpg

my girlfriend IS bea