Chicago: home of the President of the United fucking States

Haha: Jenny tried to ease her anxiety by bra shopping.

bra shopping makes me anxious all by itself!

unless it's online, where you can buy pretty things.

and not worry about whether they'll ever fit your freakish physique once you get them in the mail.

once=until

whatever.

A bra seems like it would be difficult to fit without getting a custom job. Boobs would be kind of a hassle, I think. I mean, balls are no walk in the park, but at least they don't require special equipment.

ever play hockey?

Not with balls.

What? I don't know what that meant.

i feel like my brain is totally fried

i should probably take a break and go for a walk but also if i keep working i will feel less stressed and more proud of myself and get to relax more later in the week

actually what i need is a beer

that's it, turn to the bottle

goddammit where can i live where the weather would be like this every single day? it's perfect out there right now

oakland

probably someplace lame like california.

wish i could go for a bike ride instead of going to the airport. have a good week chicago, i don't think i'll be online until next week.

xp

no way when i was in SF it was gray and freezing every day until like 3 pm when the sun would finally come out

hey asshole did I say San Francisco??

HEY

Oh man...it's getting dark. Oh, for the days of being a waiter and getting all the sunshine I could want.

goddammit where can i live where the weather would be like this every single day? it's perfect out there right now

sadly the answer is Los Angeles. :(

Rand McNally named Oakland as having the best weather in the United States.

don't question me

My co-worker is whistling tunelessly and it's making me FUCKING NUTS.

xpost haha

ok, never again

Jinxing the election? Counting my chickens before etc? Relax, you guys.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ov-pT1x-W8Y/SQ9_M0yKUuI/AAAAAAAADB4/Dz8C5na9QZs/S1600-R/1103b_mainchart.png

1.9% is as close to certain as a mathematical model gets.

no it isn't!

wait, yes it is

i'd be happier if it was even less, tho

obama needs to give 110 percent

lol

My co-worker is whistling tunelessly and it's making me FUCKING NUTS.

haha welcome to my everyday hell

Your co-worker also farts tunelessly, I've heard, so you have it worse.

You guys, I'm like Kurt Cobain here with my stressed out guts. I think down the road it will be clear that I took this fucking election too much to heart. What will I think about after it's over?? Pretty sure this could lead to a listlessness and feeling of let-down no matter who wins.

The gut-wringing shits is not going to combine well with rallying in the park!

can i just politely interrupt to say gbx OTM re: oakland weather. it rained for the first time in about 4 months this weekend. and also: sf might as well be on the other side of the country, the weather is so different there.

continue.

The gut-wringing shits is not going to combine well with rallying in the park!

Title of the next Chicago thread?

no

you guys

and your titles

I just voted! Barely any line at my polling place, thanking u early voterz.

Iconic scene of the morning, a guy standing outside the zone of exclusion loudly exhorting that "If you're gonna vote, vote for GOD, and everything will be all right." I thought about saying "I didn't see that name on the ballot" but I had headphones on and didn't want to admit I could hear him.

huzzah! I hope a lot of people have an easy time voting today (though I'm sure a lot of people won't).

I, for one, have had enough of the failed policies of the God administration.

Voting was pretty easy at the Bezazian branch of the CPL in Uptown. 45 min. wait from 7 a.m. But the line did get much longer at around 8. That site was the polling place for the 40th and 48th precincts (i think), but strangely, all but 1 or 2 people were in the 40th.

The workers at the polling place were...special. The guy who looked at IDs said a couple of times - before even looking at the ID or his book - "Hmmm I don't know if you're in the boookk...."

well how could he know if he hadn't looked in the book yet? he was just being honest.

He should have said, "Sir, at this point there is NO way for me to tell if you are eligible to vote in this precinct."

His breath smelled like he had been drinking coffee brewed with cigarette butts and durian.

HALLMARK IS ALREADY RUNNING CHRISTMAS THEMED TV ADS OMG WTF

hi guys

OK ppl what is the drill for tonight? Crashing Grant Park? Molotov cocktails in the streets? Gathering at a bar? Cmon cmon cmon

i plan to stay at home unless somebody with cable invites us over to watch the daily show/colbert report and cable coverage ... i've got a lot of school stuff to do this week and can't really afford to be exhausted and hung over tomorrow

So my boss tells me that the NYT said that it's possible that the outcome could be clear by 9 p.m. EST, which makes sense, as I think the latest that the polls are open in the east is 8:30 for N.C.