what to do when your roommate doesn't realize you're home and thusly is having loud sex in the living room

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C J that is the nastiest thing I've ever seen you post!

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:26 (twenty-two years ago)

I can't stop smiling.

me neither. i am so sorry for your couch but so happy for myself.

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:26 (twenty-two years ago)

XXXpost

"you want to take it up the ass, take it on your bed."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

kisses!

gygax.

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:26 (twenty-two years ago)

This thread has made me Unruly!

― C J (C J), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:27 (twenty-two years ago)

you need to get that on a sign.

― Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:27 (twenty-two years ago)

or a tattoo

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:27 (twenty-two years ago)

it was hard to say it with a straight face but I concentrated on the thought that some trucker hat wearing, Postal Service-listenin' indie ass had possibly discharged on my couch whilst fucking a Glamorama-carryin'-but-not-readin'-emo-listening actress.

― Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:27 (twenty-two years ago)

i sort of feel bad for trucker hat guy.

― kephm, Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:28 (twenty-two years ago)

I keep wondering what truckerhat must be thinking. That close to ass paradise and then his fucked up karma/girl's roommate walks in. He must have gone soft in a heartbeat.

― Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:28 (twenty-two years ago)

i sort of feel bad for the roommate. maybe i should comfort her.

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:28 (twenty-two years ago)

I cannot eat my sandwich for the life of me.

― Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:28 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm not surprised

― C J (C J), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:29 (twenty-two years ago)

why do you live with this person you hate, gear?

― Pablo Cruise (chaki), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:30 (twenty-two years ago)

http://perso.wanadoo.fr/lafetealamaison/images/olsenjeux05b.jpg

"REMINDER: GEAR! IS NOT AT WORK"

― Lil' Fancy Kpants (The K is Silent) (ex machina), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:30 (twenty-two years ago)

What kind of sandwich is it?

― dean! (deangulberry), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:30 (twenty-two years ago)

'sandwich'

― kephm, Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:30 (twenty-two years ago)

french dip au jus?

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:30 (twenty-two years ago)

i sort of feel bad for trucker hat guy.

THE BACKLASH BEGINS

― Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:30 (twenty-two years ago)

I kind of feel bad for him, too -- it's your roommate's fault, really. It's not like the guy knew it was your couch, but your roommate definitely did. And what's up with that, anyway? Wouldn't assfucking on the couch be incredibly difficult, just logistically speaking? I mean there's a whole floor there!

― Clarke B. (Clarke B.), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:31 (twenty-two years ago)

THAT'S NOT BEEF

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:31 (twenty-two years ago)

This thread has sort of put me off anal sex now.

― Ricardo (RickyT), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Maybe her knees were on the floor and her torso was on the couch?

― Lil' Fancy Kpants (The K is Silent) (ex machina), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Jordan I thought for a second "BACKLASH" was some other word and now I have the phear real bad.

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:32 (twenty-two years ago)

you know she said she was just a laidback cool non Hollywood kind of girl who loved music other people thought was weird, which apparently meant "hi I'm high strung and probably on coke, I love the club scene and talking about acting, and I listen to Death Cab."

I KNEW THE BACKLASH WOULD ARRIVE. i feel sorry for him a little, too. obviously it's mostly my roommate's doing...

― Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:33 (twenty-two years ago)

i sort of feel bad for trucker hat guy.

I don't. This violates all sorts of etiquette. I'm sending "you want to take it up the ass, take it on your bed" to Miss Manners

― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Gear's timing throughout this thread was immaculate.

He says, OK, pray for me, I'm going in... then returns with some pictures of people screaming... we're thinking, this must be good... the indie fop with the trucker hat... the dialogue!!!! The two of them running to different rooms! The lysol couch cleaning operation with apologies. The punchline.

Too much. A tragicomedy in one unnatural act.

And one still is contentedly aware that the best is yet to come: pictures of the couch.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:34 (twenty-two years ago)

this is like yancey's roommate thread but on steroids

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:35 (twenty-two years ago)

AWESOME steroids

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:35 (twenty-two years ago)

you must tell them you'll feel much better if they'll only let you keep the hat

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:35 (twenty-two years ago)

And then you can mail it to Momus, who will write a song about it all.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:36 (twenty-two years ago)

make a HUGE sign with RULES

― kephm, Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:36 (twenty-two years ago)

haha, EDR stole my joke!

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:36 (twenty-two years ago)

"you want to take it up the ass, take it on your bed" has replaced 'bring it on, fuckfaces' in my lexicon.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:36 (twenty-two years ago)

You will of course refer them both to this thread?

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, but in all fairness, he probably assumed that the roommate would know what was cool and what wasn't cool to do in any given room of the house, and he probably just followed her lead. And, remember, she's the one who said "fuck me in the ass."
x-post x a few

― kirsten (kirsten), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:36 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't feel sorry for him - HE LEFT HIS TRUCKER HAT ON! Come on people, it's like leaving your socks on.

― Ricardo (RickyT), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:37 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.billfoley.com/images/backdraft.jpg

― Lil' Fancy Kpants (The K is Silent) (ex machina), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, the trucker hat is still inexcusable.

― kirsten (kirsten), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Cover your couch in saran wrap to protect it from any further roommate shenanigins

― C J (C J), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:38 (twenty-two years ago)

better yet, cover yr roommate in saran wrap

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Baby take off your coat real slow
Take off your shoes
I'll take off your shoes girl
Take off your dress yes, yes, yes

You can leave your hat on
You can leave your hat on
You can leave your hat on

Go over there turn on the lights, all the lights
Come over here, stand on that chair
Baby thats right
Raise your arms up in the air
And now shake em

You give me reason to live
You give me reason to live
You give me reason to live
You give me reason to live

Sweet darling
You can leave your hat on
You can leave your hat on baby
You can leave your hat on
You can leave your hat on

Suspicious minds are talking
There trying to tear us apart
They don't believe this love of mine
But they don't know what love is

They don't know what love is
They don't know what love is
They don't know what love is
I know what love is

You can leave your hat on
You can leave your hat on
You can leave your hat on
You can leave your hat on

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Right? What gets anal out, again?

Just turn up the bass.

― C0L1N B3CK3TT (Colin Beckett), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Shenanaligans? (xpost)

― Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:39 (twenty-two years ago)

inexcusable? I say trendsetting! heaven knows I'm leavin' my trucker hat on TONITE

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:40 (twenty-two years ago)

A friend of mine claims she knew someone in high school who had anal sex in a movie theater.

― C0L1N B3CK3TT (Colin Beckett), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Shenanaligans : anal sex performed by hooligans

― C J (C J), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:41 (twenty-two years ago)

a little buggery, a little lysol, the day just perks up!

― Kingfish Balzac (Kingfish), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:41 (twenty-two years ago)

u + k: what did the trucker hat say?

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:41 (twenty-two years ago)

who had anal sex in a movie theater.

Was it during Lord of the Rings?

― C J (C J), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:42 (twenty-two years ago)

I have to say, after coming back from (what i thought was) a good job interview, this thread is the whipped cream and chocolate sprinkles on top of my day. (puns intended)

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:42 (twenty-two years ago)

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