"Can I say you're my girlfriend on Facebook?"

guys who wants an invite to secret facebook

http://www.24-7simpsons.com/no%20homers%20thumb.jpg

Yeah Trayce I was but oh well. I already knew haitch so didn't count him.

******** needs a stiff drink and the communal wine just proves too tempting. 24m ago
********** battles. 42m ago
******** is in the green room. 4h ago
***** is going out for the 3rd night in a row after being back in London for 3 days maybe London's a bad influence on her? 4h ago

Looks like I'm about due for a new round of "friend" culling.

I've culled a lot of ppl who I knew yearrrrs ago, maybe 8-10 years ago, who've requested to be my friend and then don't communicate with me.

I actually ran into a cullee the other day, was pretty awkward.

I don't even look at FB more than like once a week, I hope no one's been inviting me to parties on it or anything stupid.

Good news! You can now instablock anyone who invites you to 2867347650784915467 applications every single fucking day.

anyone tried the facebook instant messenger yet?

as in this thing: http://www.insidefacebook.com/2008/04/06/facebook-chat-launches-tour-first-impressions/

like that place needs yet another method to keep in touch with people you've not spoken to in 15 years xp

i know right

This is a summary of reasons that people gave when asked "Why would you date Emily Robinson?"

1. cute (1 vote)

jabba hands u still in aus?

till the end of the week!

Oh shit. Did you have a good time? Do anything noteworthy?

1. cute (1 vote)

^^ this result is pretty cute!

love it here! i'm just off for a few months in japan & china and will be back in july till 09 at least. it really is god's own country *wipes tear away*

awww. We love nothing more than being told our country is awes.

i know crutis :/

Cute is bad, now?

(aaarrrr wait no don't start that agt again)

[An acquaintance from middle school] joined the group Bill Gates sharing his fortune. If you ignore this, You will repent .

30382 members. Facebook is Youtube now.

youtube is much more useful

former contributor louis jagger found this, which will probably only interest the 'lol guardian motherfuckers crew' but anyway:

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=8302882374

Guy from school I haven't had any contact with in ten years has now requested (and been rejected) four times. This is (perhaps mean but..) his profile picture:

http://i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg187/nick-uptoeleven/n778600187_9407.jpg

Religious views: 'Jesus died for me - how cool is that?'

hot mentalists c/d

Yeah i'm kinda n_n @ the variations on "Jesus is awesome" and "JC = that dude" all over the place

I have just had a friend request from someone and I have no idea who they are!

ayo facebook chat

is there a way of TELLING when someone rejects you? as in cf what is said upthread about people being rejected '4 times'? how would u know? i've not worked that out yet.

Find them, if there's an 'Add as friend' link your invitation has vanished.

What the fuck's that shit they've suddenly chucked in the corner?

Where?

In the corner.

This week, Facebook is rolling out Facebook Chat, a new way for users to communicate with their friends in real-time. Facebook will show users which of their friends are online when they are, so that they do not need to create or maintain a separate buddy list. Users also do not have to worry about any additional installation or set up. Facebook Chat works directly in the browser. Just as other features on Facebook have allowed friends to communicate more efficiently than before, we hope Facebook Chat will make it easier to connect instantly.

It's being rolled out slowly, which probably is why you can't see it yet.

Facebook Chat Launches, Site Gets Even Noisier

http://www.webware.com/i/bto/20080406/fbchat.jpg

Wahoo! Something else to crash my computer with!

facebook chat wtf

a guy like Naseem Hakim should have a lot more than 19 online friends

I know who the real losers are nowe

"anyone tried the facebook instant messenger yet?"

ARTGH!!!!! How many more chat programs do we actually fucking need?

(Someone probably has but not I)

So far: hit on ally's sister

facebook chat is actually well-implemented as far as I can tell, not that I'd use it for anything other than accidentally catching someone online

i'd like it if i could use jabber clients with it

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actually i spend many evenings thinking about potential doritos ads

i spend many evenings thinking about beaming all doritos advertising into space, for good

when you remove ppl from your friends list, do they receive notification?

No, I just took someone off this weekend (was in my address book, I don't really know her) - it asks for confirmation and says the person won't be notified.

I really wish actual friends would stop using facebook to shove their businesses/personal interests down my throat. No I don't want to become a fan of your fucking contracting company. No I don't want to be 'invited' to your latest podcast about manga.