Lindsay Lohan: "Hot, Ready, and Legal!"

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milo z, Monday, 30 July 2007 20:34 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah, just brooding and manly and SEXAY.

The Brainwasher, Monday, 30 July 2007 20:35 (eighteen years ago)

travis bickle plz

elmo argonaut, Monday, 30 July 2007 20:36 (eighteen years ago)

i still kind of can't believe lohan's stupidity. she has everything in the world to do something fabulous with and she digs herself a supersized hole. so unintelligent!!

i didn't end up seeing I Know Who Killed Me but I still kindof want to, even tho ppl hate it.

Surmounter, Monday, 30 July 2007 20:38 (eighteen years ago)

pacino is definitely dark, arguably handsome, but hardly tall

mookieproof, Monday, 30 July 2007 20:40 (eighteen years ago)

5'7" says IMDB

Surmounter, Monday, 30 July 2007 20:42 (eighteen years ago)

I really want to see I Know Who Killed Me. She's a one-legged, one-handed stripper!

jessie monster, Monday, 30 July 2007 20:46 (eighteen years ago)

hehe i kno right

Surmounter, Monday, 30 July 2007 20:46 (eighteen years ago)

her pole work is probably wanting.

jessie monster, Monday, 30 July 2007 20:49 (eighteen years ago)

the times review is pretty hilarious

Surmounter, Monday, 30 July 2007 20:50 (eighteen years ago)

oh god I know right! times reviewers be catty.

jessie monster, Monday, 30 July 2007 20:50 (eighteen years ago)

haha i kno it's great

Surmounter, Monday, 30 July 2007 20:51 (eighteen years ago)

“I Know Who Killed Me” is rated R (Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult guardian). It has stripping, stigmata and amputee sex.

Sparkle Motion, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 05:53 (eighteen years ago)

http://blogtown.portlandmercury.com/files/2007/07/scaled.lilostrippinphoto_09_hires.jpg

kingfish, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 06:33 (eighteen years ago)

pacino is definitely dark, arguably handsome, but hardly tall

-- mookieproof, Monday, 30 July 2007 20:40 (Yesterday) Link

hahaha yuppers

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 07:51 (eighteen years ago)

He looked like Barbara Walters in Oceans 13.

Sparkle Motion, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 17:13 (eighteen years ago)

that pic is hottttttt

Surmounter, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 17:48 (eighteen years ago)

So Nicole is offically pregnant with that fat dude from Good Charlotte's baby.

http://i18.tinypic.com/52pvzut.jpg

The Brainwasher, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 23:43 (eighteen years ago)

This year sucks for celebutanates, they're no fun anymore (besides Lindsay)... we need new ones now. Corey Kennedy, anyone? No?

The Brainwasher, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 23:44 (eighteen years ago)

diane got an interview???

Surmounter, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 23:44 (eighteen years ago)

yeah EXCLUSIVE

The Brainwasher, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 23:45 (eighteen years ago)

she's so hot (diane). wait did it air?

Surmounter, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 23:46 (eighteen years ago)

no, it airs on Good Morning America on Thursday and 20/20 on Friday.

and yeah Diane is way hot. I love her voice.

The Brainwasher, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 23:47 (eighteen years ago)

me too. comforting and smooth. wow that's funny. nicole's been looking cuter to me even though she's still not really a person

Surmounter, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 23:48 (eighteen years ago)

I'm really missing miccio's insight on this whole nicole pregnancy thing

teeny, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 00:04 (eighteen years ago)

So the new Lohan is torture porn? I thought it was a (badly made) serious thriller or something.

milo z, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 00:05 (eighteen years ago)

who the fuck knows it's badly made, it's porny and it has a lot of limbs in it

i'm fucking there

Surmounter, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 00:07 (eighteen years ago)

i'm taking a field trip of teenage boys to it saturday

roxymuzak, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 23:15 (eighteen years ago)

Nice

Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 23:17 (eighteen years ago)

i can't think of anything better for them to see (including bourne!)

tehresa, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 23:18 (eighteen years ago)

It'll be great.

roxymuzak, Thursday, 2 August 2007 00:21 (eighteen years ago)

I'm really missing miccio's insight on this whole nicole pregnancy thing

-- teeny, Wednesday, August 1, 2007 12:04 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

otm :-(

latebloomer, Thursday, 2 August 2007 00:53 (eighteen years ago)

hahahaa that's hilarious roxy.

Surmounter, Thursday, 2 August 2007 01:07 (eighteen years ago)

Man, she's using Ask.com in that trailer, that's great.

Abbott, Thursday, 2 August 2007 02:30 (eighteen years ago)

i know it's hilarious

Surmounter, Thursday, 2 August 2007 02:38 (eighteen years ago)

Oh noes! Now she's being sued for erotic driving! (ok then, erratic)

http://www.news24.com/News24/Entertainment/Celebrities/0,,2-1225-2108_2157114,00.html

StanM, Thursday, 2 August 2007 08:23 (eighteen years ago)

ugh i rly can't keep up anymore and it's just annoying. she's pretty, sexy and enigmatic onscreen, and she's a big fucking flake.

Surmounter, Thursday, 2 August 2007 08:28 (eighteen years ago)

<I>So Nicole is offically pregnant with that fat dude from Good Charlotte's baby.</I>

Anyone looks fat compared to Nicole. I mean, please, look at Diane, she looks like a whale.

stevienixed, Thursday, 2 August 2007 08:31 (eighteen years ago)

a hot whale

roxymuzak, Friday, 3 August 2007 00:31 (eighteen years ago)

hot whales are hot

StanM, Friday, 3 August 2007 06:35 (eighteen years ago)

i know it's hilarious

-- Surmounter, Thursday, 2 August 2007 12:38

one post in between

ugh i rly can't keep up anymore

-- Surmounter, Thursday, 2 August 2007 18:28

energy flash gordon, Friday, 3 August 2007 11:03 (eighteen years ago)

back in rehab

http://www.sltrib.com/ci_6559281

StanM, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 12:33 (eighteen years ago)

rehab = morning after pill

Surmounter, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 14:39 (eighteen years ago)

I love how that column features a picture of the columnist pointing at me.

Alex in Baltimore, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 14:49 (eighteen years ago)

haha and you can ENLARGE IT!

nathalie, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 14:49 (eighteen years ago)

i thought they were going to send her to hazelden

sunny successor, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 15:53 (eighteen years ago)

I love how that column features a picture of the columnist pointing at me.

The column is called "Culture Vulture." I guess gossip about LiLo is what passes for culture in Utah.

jaymc, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 15:57 (eighteen years ago)

Apparently this kitten looks like La Lohan

Madchen, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 16:18 (eighteen years ago)

h a i was going to post that last week, i figured no one would know what the hell i was talking about

Surmounter, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 17:40 (eighteen years ago)

ok so i think i'm going to see I Know Who Killed Me tonite

Surmounter, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 21:00 (eighteen years ago)


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