hey Abbott, you should make copies of this thread and hand it out in class
― solid yet bouncy (herb albert), Tuesday, 20 April 2010 23:20 (fourteen years ago) link
But maybe excise the crucidildo if poss.
― yes we kenya (suzy), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 00:00 (fourteen years ago) link
In a discussion about the sacred and the profane, my English professor claimed that a lot of Medieval theologians used the image of ejaculating into Christ's wounds as a rhetorical device in their writings.
― screamin' lord sufj (unregistered), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 00:11 (fourteen years ago) link
whaaaaaa
― millions now zinging will never lol (WmC), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 00:15 (fourteen years ago) link
...but this was, like, 3 years ago, I've never been able to verify it. so what I'm tryna say is, this is probably not a good piece of trivia to whip out in a serious discussion, especially if you're Abbott.
― screamin' lord sufj (unregistered), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 00:19 (fourteen years ago) link
martin luther was pretty scatological but ejaculating into christ's wounds is some next level shit. Material for the next Deicide album no doubt!
― 404s & Heartbreak (jim in glasgow), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 00:20 (fourteen years ago) link
heh, whip out
― harbl, Wednesday, 21 April 2010 00:20 (fourteen years ago) link
suddenly Matthew 26:27 makes so much sense to me.
― screamin' lord sufj (unregistered), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 00:28 (fourteen years ago) link
er, Matthew 27:26, that is.
Leo Steinberg is all over this...
― robotsinlove, Wednesday, 21 April 2010 00:48 (fourteen years ago) link
The phallus of Christ compels you!
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 21 April 2010 02:15 (fourteen years ago) link
I linked to this on FB and a friend reposted it. The following comments have followed so far:
David E its all about perception. i can see where it looks like a dick..but frankly i dont think thats what the artist intended.50 minutes ago
Joey M I've never seen abs look like that37 minutes ago
David E thats cause they are jesus abs. :)35 minutes ago
ENBB Yeah, I really don't see how it could have been intended as anything other than an enormous penis to be honest.27 minutes ago ยท
Darin C I think it's fab...i mean...no one is hung like Jesus, right?7 minutes ago
― Aqua Backrat (ENBB), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 04:44 (fourteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Muj26g3eugU
― a cross between lily allen and fetal alcohol syndrome (milo z), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 04:46 (fourteen years ago) link
"P.S. we got dicks like Jesus"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7D7mXndgi-g
― am0n, Wednesday, 21 April 2010 04:47 (fourteen years ago) link
Now I really have to wonder what Jesus meant when he said "It is finished...."
― Phoenix in Flight (Cattle Grind), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 04:49 (fourteen years ago) link
Funniest possible things to say during moment of climax.
― a cross between lily allen and fetal alcohol syndrome (milo z), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 04:58 (fourteen years ago) link
This thread is fucking with my head. Is there really that much Christian art from God knows how far back that makes Jesus look like he has a cartoon comedy stiffy?
― Jack Human (kenan), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 12:07 (fourteen years ago) link
Also is this the origin of the name of the drink "highball"?
― Jack Human (kenan), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 12:09 (fourteen years ago) link
ejaculating into christ's wounds
This sounds like the literal definition of some two-syllable insult in another language.
― a modest crowd, not jammed (Eazy), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 15:05 (fourteen years ago) link
Frigmata
― Ladies and Gentlemen We Are Farting in Space (NickB), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 15:07 (fourteen years ago) link
https://kaleidoscopechristian.wordpress.com/2016/03/12/did-jesus-have-a-penis/
― stank viola (Neanderthal), Sunday, 2 October 2022 05:18 (one year ago) link