Disgusting savages; list them ALL itt

People who stand on the escalators on the way out of work casually rolling a ciggie and not paying attention to the fact that I want to get past them so i can catch my train. it happens every day and it's these guys's fault i have to wait a half hour at kings x every day for no reason.

not paying attention to the fact that I want to get past them

have you tried saying "excuse me"

kkvsg your wife is nuts

i would rather drive just about anywhere else over a busy, cramped parking lot

love "the thrill of the hunt"

white people who go to thai/indonesian restaurants and angrily demand chopsticks from their servers

I always take chopsticks from the dispenser when I get Thai takeaway for lunch, but this is because the wee plastic sporks they give you otherwise are p much useless for holding a slippery flat noodle on the 2-second journey from container to mouth, let alone getting some vegetable AND noodle in the same mouthful. I also decline a spork and take chopsticks at the salad place around the corner, too, have at me

silver-haired gentleman in the target checkout line, casually eating a raw hot dog out of the package, disgusting savage or american hero?

ewwwwwww

it was cooked - just cold.

Woman who seemed blithley unconcerned that you'd left your handbrake off and your carvhad rolled (albeit) gently into mine and made a small dent in my (already dented) bumper, you can't fucking park at the best of times, and you're a disgusting savage.

cocktail snobs

People who leave their own offices to make a mobile phone call, then stand in the open plan desk area (with all the office doors still open too) where the ENTIRE FLOOR can hear: you're either disgusting savages or good value entertainment providing all this gossip for everyone

People who come into work and make a giant fuss abt how they've caught something terrible and they feel really ill and their weekend was awful because of it and it was really a struggle for them to come in and bring all their germs into the office

(ps yes it sucks when you are ill but there is some major meeting or deadline you can't get out of - but that is not currently the case for this repeat offender)

(oops, this thread is 90% me, which is pretty disgusting)

People who put books back on a shelf with the spine facing inwards.

haha what sort of psychopath does that

yeah i'm gonna say right out that that has NEVER happened in the history of this or any other universe tbh

Madness. Can barely believe it. It would have to be motivated by active and ingenious spite.

have worked in a library before and saw this maybe....2-3 times tops?

more annoying are people who, when putting books back, shove them so hard that they get swallowed up by the adjoining books. it's like disappearing into book buttcheeks.

Oh it happens - pure laziness. Pick up a stack of books will-i nill-i, and just plonk them back on the shelves. In this case g/f tho, so have to vent spleen on ilx rather than to face.

Have seen this happen in bookshop as well.

Opposite to loose bumcheeks is incredibly bad habit of shelving books too tightly on, meaning you have to put the thumb on spine to get it out.

guilty as charged ;_; (but you try 8 rows of books)

I had a roommate who sorted his books by the colour of the spine. Disgusting.

My wife did that once with my CDs and DVDs :(

Worse than any of those is people who put books back at a library IN THE WRONG PLACE. Ensuring they will NEVER BE FOUND except by pure chance or like if they do a systematic inventory every x years. I constantly catch mis-filed books while I'm browsing; I don't know if it's the shelving staff or dumbass patrons but it's horrible, disgusting savagery.

^ first proper DS behaviour in a long time itt

Not to mention customers who misfile records at the store. (Even though I know I'm guilty of it myself—having to pare down my stack of "maybes" and "will purchase" records when the clerk announces that they are closing in two minutes. Possible karmic balance as I tend to correctly file records while browsing.)

People who come into work and make a giant fuss abt how they've caught something terrible and they feel really ill and their weekend was awful because of it and it was really a struggle for them to come in and bring all their germs into the office

This lady is in today as well and giving us a running commentary on how many boxes of tissues she's gone through, going "ha ha, it will be funny if the new manager visits the office, he'll catch my flu" (thankig u for the hilarious implied joke that everyone already in here has got yr "flu"), etc

she has no special reason to be in but I'm covering for someone on 3 weeks' leave and had to swear blind that I would not be taking any time off

People who schedule meetings at lunchtime (any time between 12 and 2, gtfo)

I have one at 1.30, although probably could and should have vetoed it. It concerns my "career" though.

i'm public sector, and 12-2 seems excessively precious of a lunch allotment even to me tbh.

i just wanna be flexible (usually go 12.30-1.30)

(xp) good luck at the job centre tomorrow

xp 2 me in ref to irish public sector? cos it might as well be tbh

The perfectly healthy guy at my gym in the new Jaguar who parks in the handicapped spot every day, without a handicapped placard or license plate. Die, you entitled motherfucker.

In response to Doctor Casino's library comment; we used to shelf-tidy for an hour every Friday morning, all library staff from heads to cleaners just checking the shelves on a roar system and putting books back in the right place. We officially had the least lost books of any academic library in the country. Then new management came along and determined that it was more important to have the service desk open that extra hour.

The perfectly healthy guy at my gym in the new Jaguar who parks in the handicapped spot every day, without a handicapped placard or license plate. Die, you entitled motherfucker.

That is exactly when, in my younger days, I'd have left him with a nice green loogie on his windshield right at about eye level. I suppose that made me a disgusting savage too, but its better than inflicting real damage by keying it or something.

Yeah, the loogie is not a bad idea. I agree, i can' t abide the keying thing, being a former victim myself. Probably the pinnacle of cowardly acts.

a) people who live in boroughs where recycling is collected, you can stick it all in a giant orange bag UNSORTED with no fuss and yet STILL DON'T RECYCLE

b) MY THIEVING FUCKING NEIGHBOURS

argh argh I am so angry with the disgusting savages in the back flat right now.

OK, part of this is Lambeth Council not being brilliant - a couple of months ago, these mysterious extra bins appeared outside everyone's doors with no explanation, but if you looked at them closely, they had instructions both on the outside of the bin AND printed on plastic bags inside the bin. They are for food waste and compost.

Fair enough, I only figured this out a few weeks ago myself when I went to move ours. So today, rubbish night, I go to look for our bin to put out the food waste I've been accumulating all week. It's gone. No, actually, it's sitting outside the front door of the back neighbours. OK, maybe they've finally figured out how to recycle, fair enough, I can stick my waste in there and take it out with the rubbish bins. NOPE. They've just nicked it to stick their bloody tools in.

I was so furious I emptied their tools out all over their deck - really I should have just chucked my food waste over the top of their tools and put the whole thing out to be taken with the rubbish.

But just... AOWERJLKA ANEKJAEK AJNJKAEWRN ANBKJJADKF BAHJKLSDBF ASJDJFJWERKJ

OK, you're a lazy, selfish cockwad who can't be bothered to recycle. Fair enough. Your problem. But if you just see something appear in the common space of a yard shared by FOUR FLATS, do you assume that you can just nick it and use it for your personal use?

FUCKING COCKWADS I HATE THEM SO MUCH. OK, mostly I hate them because they're loud and the man has developed a wonderful habit of RIDING HIS MOTORCYCLE through the yard - and no, he doesn't just push it with the engine running quietly, he REVS THE FUCKING ENGINE REALLY LOUDLY THE WHOLE WAY - at QUARTER TO SIX IN THE MORNING EVERY FUCKING MORNING. And I know it's quarter to six because he fucking wakes me up every time.

FUCKWADS DISGUSTING SAVAGES ARGH I HATE THEM SO MUCH.

Your hatred is better than they deserve. They need to have "I am a fuckwad." tattooed on their faces, as a warning to others.

I feel your pain. I've been having an endless battle with my downstairs neighbours who don't seem to understand that plastic fast food containers and hair extensions do not count as garden waste and that random giant objects like suitcases will not be collected with the recycling. It invariably ends with me having to sort everything out myself.

my neighbors leave the trash too far back toward the house so the garbage men don't pick it up and therefore we have rats. i just move whatever can my garbage is in and leave theirs.

people who yield at "keep moving" signs

bad parents. My otherwise adorable niece/nephew (6/3) call to announce they have farts, proceed to fart and giggle madly. This has happened more than once. We can skype but they'd rather fart into the phone.Mom has IPhone but kids don't know how to Google search info their little natural-scientist souls desire. Farts are funny but their mom is disgusting savage IMO. Let's not even go into what she feeds them (kaff kaff Mcdonalds kaff).God forbid they should get onto an intertubes board later, given what they consider information needing impartment now. Ha.

*farts, hits submit, leaves*

Switch your goddam headphone music off, or get some containing headphones, you disgusting savage, this is a library, not a f'ing... Wait, is there anywhere where bleeding headphones are appropriate? Walking to work maybe? Gah.

adults that fist bump instead of shaking hands

i feel embarrassed when i extend to shake the hand of someone 20 years older than me & they put out their fist -- i feel like the penalty for this is that we switch bank accounts

People that list "overachiever" as one of their key attributes in any kind of online profile.

people throwing trash out of car windows
litterbugs in general

Roommates who make three meals a day that involve frying garlic

Dutch holding midfielders.

people that go to the doctor every time they or their kids have a cold, and demand a z-pack

Mel Gibson. And his beaver.