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no, he is otm xp

in my head every time that whiney posts he is vigorously hula hooping his way to a guinness book world record, but i bet that is not actually the case

i read a lot of people's posts in a voice/character and that sounds about right to me too

jjj's posts are mostly just a guy yelling

oh shit you have spies in my house

; )

wow hahaha shit almost forgot to change my dn back before i posted on non77

HI DERE no hate but you are definitely one of the most furious posters on ilx when even the smallest morcel of shit hits the fan. like, in my head your posts in this thread are all spoken with nostrils fuming and through clenched teeth with your hands on zvookster's shirt collar and stray gobules of spit spraying out of your mouth.

― yaddayadda skinny peens (samosa gibreel), Monday, April 19, 2010 2:43 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

this is otm, and personally i feel that when both/all sides of an argument are being a little hostile (but far from over the line) and the one that happens to be a mod decides at one point to tempban the other as a trump card/argument ender, it's a fucking bully move and the other mods shouldn't just stand around letting that seem totally fine and dandy.

i mean i hate to break it to you guys but as much as the mods love to act like the downtrodden unappreciated underclass, you still have all the what-amounts-to-"power"-around-here and should feel some obligation not to throw your weight around anytime you're feeling a little pissy.

There's pretty much no way to respond to that. If you really don't think calling people names is over the line, then we aren't going to agree. It's pretty much established on this thread that people read what I write from the standpoint of frothing fury regardless of how I'm actually feeling. Add those two things together and basically any time I do anything, I am overstepping my bounds and being a bully.

*shrug*

i admire kevin's suicide cop routine

There's pretty much no way to respond to that.

comedy tempban is really yr only option

jeez. as the pissant who started all of this, i apologize. if i had known it would have triggered a 50 post clusterfuck, i would have just let it go. i'm sorry i ever bothered.

i kind of think if you mouth off to mods, you're gonna get tempbanned, it's pretty simple math.

i made a simple request. i did it in a nice way, and the peanut gallery freaked out. my request may be weird and overly sensitive, but i can live with that.

sorry dudes.

I dunno, "clueless, longwinded goof" just didn't seem especially strongly worded as far as insults go around here, and if a non-mod requested a temp ban for a non-mod over being called that, I can't say I'm 100% convinced that request would be taken seriously. xpost

I mean there's personal attacks and derogatory nicknames, and then there's plain harmless sassmouth.

^this is pretty otm -- i'm kind of assuming that kevin will be unbanned tomorrow a la WHO GIVES A SHIT-gate

^^^this

i kind of think if you mouth off to mods, you're gonna get tempbanned, it's pretty simple math.

just go home and eat a sandwich

l8r

actually probably as soon I as get ready to leave work as I don't really plan on spending any time on ILX tonight so in like 30 minutes

yeah I'm sure it's a given that it'll be a pretty brief ban -- but if anything that just bolsters mods' ability to go "IT'S JUST A 24-BAN, WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL, HEY WHAT'S THAT OVER THERE OH NEVERMIND" and get away with craven gotcha moves like this over and over and over and over

ha 24-hour ban

24-carat ban

― Mr. Squee (acoleuthic), Monday, April 19, 2010 4:34 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lol

http://whenevawhateva.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/nelson_mandela_in_prison.jpg

sorry que

thanks dude.

aw cool

woah this thread went ham in a bad way

like buddig ham

I was addicted to Buddig meats when I was a kid

probably explains a lot

ew stray gobules of pork spraying out of your mouth

this is why we can't have nice things

lol @ any of this actually mattering

i'm just waiting for plaxico burress to complain about your username

harbl I would like to know what voices you hear us in!

WHA HAAPEND

haha. i don't know if i should tell :o

g'wan - a small list will sate my curiosity

some of the characters include hyacinth bucket, various ragey guys, margaret thatcher, goofy from the 1950s cartoons ("i sold the cow for some magic beans"), dr. phil, and mike myers's linda richman. that's enough for now.

oh wait that cow/magic beans thing was mickey

acoleuthic we've heard your voice!

please tell me LJ is Hyacinth Bucket

i was dreading some fearful combination of all the above

Please tell me Tuomas is magic beans voice

and jjjusten is Linda Richman

lj i can't pin down but it's a boy with a british accent. there is prob some disney cartoon character i can think of. oh mickey and the beanstalk is on youtube, it has a lot of great voices

no the female characters correspond to female posters! now i feel bashful

BOO-KAAAAAY RRRESIDENCE

by 'boy' are we talking weedy-throated stripling here