"Can I say you're my girlfriend on Facebook?"

Yes, I'm sure he would find us on that Google search and think 'what a welcoming community, why haven't I joined them?'

SOrry, I'm being an unfunny wise ass.

Oh what do I know, maybe she's having fun with him - she certainly seems self-aware enough to treat the whole thing as a joke, or a game. I was just lashing out at all of this because it's so fucking obvious and lame.

Well done to everybody involved, you're sure giving us all a lot to think about!

welll I didn't quite mean 'become a regular' xp

And it was a very personal 'not worth dating'. I like people to be fun, but I don't want someone who'll buy a very smarmy PUA move hook, line and sinker. Maybe this is naive of ME but this show of 'initiative' on the dude's part falls the wrong side of opportunism and the right side of plain manipulative. I don't like my women malleable.

Oh, just fucking ban me already, I've got a bad cold and I'm pissed off

Just to clarify, I found these highly amusing in a grotesque way until today's updates, where they actually had a date and he started talking about probabilities as if she was some sort of commodity. Then it became sad. The girl needs to fucking shut that wanker down.

If I were her I would totally have gone out with this guy. why because he is interesting. This is not PUA stuff iirc.

Of course whether or not I'm worth dating is an open question.

poll

about whether you'd have gone out with this guy, I mean

ok there's mitigation in the fact she spoke to the mutual friend first, ignore me i'm a mess

mitigation for her, i mean. and i feel bad for the 'not worth dating' line - that was hot-headed ranting and has no place on '"Can I say you're my girlfriend on Facebook?"'. dude's still deeply suspect

cruising facebook for my future wife see u in 2018 when i find some1 who doesn't laff at me

what's going on itt

random facebook musings and occasionally I post some hilar/disturbing stuff that's going down.

ok are you getting this all from a) 4chan or b) somethingawful

:-D neither.

So now if I'm attending a memorial for a old friend, I have to 'like' it instead of 'attending' it?

Fuck off. I don't want to like funerals.

you could go to the funeral without worrying about your facebook attendance

lol at facebook making you download and install an image uploader program and pretending that there's no way to code the facebook website image uploader to accept more than 5 images at a time.

waht is this new - ive put up 200 pix w/that shit before

the web uploader? it only lets me do 5 at a time

they used to have this really slow javascript thing but I think they nixed it

it was slow, rip

it was shit, fu

When will ILX be on facebook??? When can I <like> a thread??

you could post a message to the ILE FB group, and then people could respond, thus making it a "thread" of sorts. then, ppl could "like" your original message!!!

<like>

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lolz from the help section

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I can see everyone's wall and comments except my son's. He and I have checked all settings on his and mine, but I still only get his info when I click his pic, not his wall. How do we fix that? It was fine before Facebook changed everything, now we have t
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S Ls:
He may have blocked you from his wall posts > settings>privacy settings>posts by me>customize
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F P4rr1sh:

He says since Facebook made the recent changes, he didn't change anything, just left it the way it was. He and I went through all his settings and didn't find anything. But will check what you have suggested and see if that's the problem. Thanks!
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gosh, moms. i just dont know how this could have happened.

LOL!

[redacted]
picture me giving a damn I said "never"

Axxxxxx Hxxxxxx, Axxxxxx Rxxxxxx and Jxxx Hxxxx like this.

Mxxxxxxx Yxxxxx
????
50 minutes ago

[redacted]
Respect for your considerable intellect and cultural awareness, but perhaps a course in African-American Political Discourse in Popular Music of the Late 20th Century could be useful?
40 minutes ago

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How the FUCK do you grow up in the United States of America, a free person and not a bit intellectually deficient, and attain the age of 42 (I believe) in This Year of Our Lord 2010, without A) having the faintest idea what the phrase "picture me giving a damn I said never" refers to, or B) thinking to Google this eight-word phrase before making a fool of yourself on my wall for the entire Facebook world to see? I went easy on you because I like you a lot (and after all even I've pulled a thing like that here and there), but you're an appalling cunt sometimes. Love, me.

appalling cunt!!!

How the FUCK do you grow up in the United States of America, a free person and not a bit intellectually deficient, and attain the age of 42 (I believe) in This Year of Our Lord 2010, without A) having the faintest idea what the phrase "picture me giving a damn I said never" refers to, or B) thinking to Google this eight-word phrase before making a fool of yourself on my wall for the entire Facebook world to see? I went easy on you because I like you a lot (and after all even I've pulled a thing like that here and there), but you're an appalling cunt sometimes. Love, me.

definitely needs a bonghit

xpost You see, I knew that phrase would be useful. Thank you again, Mr Jagger.

xpost Yes, thanks! Almost forgot!

Oh wait, history mayne, did you mean me or Mxxxxxxx Yxxxxx?

I'm confused, who wrote the dribbling rant, you or the X'ed out person?

(and wtf is that phrase, I've never heard it)

You! That's a ridic intense response to someone not knowing song lyrics! xp

lol trayce, 9/10 zing

You're quite right. Bong hit of lovely ... tobacco ... on the way. I did not post the insane foaming rant on FB.

Context: 1) Today I began the process of having power of attorney for my 82-year-old mother, who is dying and somewhat delusional, and my fuse is short; 2) Mxxxxxx Yxxxxx is THE SMARTEST PERSON IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD and loses no opportunity to make sure everyone knows it, but what Mxxxxxxx knows about popular culture (aside from "new country" music -- shudder) could be inscribed on the lip of a Coke bottle with a Magic Marker.

Go on..

That's all I got. I was just feeling ranty earlier, and took it out on poor Mxxxxxxx via ILX. Carry on.

lol if poor Mxxxxxxx follows your advice to "Google this eight-word phrase" this thread is the 4th result

ha!

Someone will learn about popular culture today one way or another

ctrl-s, you have given me small-world LOLz for the day because the person you mention was my friend in high school and we are still in touch, but you are right. Definitely not the person to hit up for pop culture refs!

I had to google the lyric. I thought it was Fresh Prince for a second.