this is the horny commiseration thread

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You know, maybe it annoys the fuck out of me to find obsessive posting complaining about how annoying you find me. You know, like it's not obvious from the title of the thread what it's going to be about.

Should I just whinge about how neurotic and emotionally incapable I am instead? No, I'm sorry, I find that sort of thing boring and tedious and I've wasted too much of my life on it. I'd rather talk about something that I find much more entertaining. And yes, I find circle jerks by hipster boys immensely entertaining.

― Danger Whore (kate), Monday, 4 October 2004 08:44 (twenty-one years ago)

esoj: i've actually expressed two discrete opinions on this thread:

1. kate seems nice enough
2. her posts about lusting after english scenesters annoy me

no contradiction there!

i'll go back to not reading that which is likely to annoy me!

so i suspect we won't run into each other for another few years!

bye!

― amateur!!!st (amateurist), Monday, 4 October 2004 08:49 (twenty-one years ago)

sorry for any frustration i caused kate!

― amateur!!!st (amateurist), Monday, 4 October 2004 08:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh dear, what happened to the horny commiseration, this thread has turned ugly all of a sudden.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 4 October 2004 08:51 (twenty-one years ago)

(x-post)

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 4 October 2004 08:52 (twenty-one years ago)

seriously, i think this is the first kate post i've read in months upon months, and i got flashbacks to the time when i wasn't as choosy and ended up opening threads in which every other word was "HSA."

this was a lapse, and it shan't happen again. continue commiserating tuomas et al.

― amateur!!!st (amateurist), Monday, 4 October 2004 08:54 (twenty-one years ago)

It is called 'the horny commiseration thread', what exactly did you expect to find?

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 4 October 2004 08:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Ha ha, this is an image that has blasted all thoughts of horniness out of my head:

So Not Safe For Work, Natch!

― Danger Whore (kate), Monday, 4 October 2004 11:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Meh, I'm at work but would love to know what that picture is. I'll never remember if I wait to go home. Text is safe, so a description would be great if anyone's bored.

― tissp! (the impossible shortest specia), Monday, 4 October 2004 13:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Jesus that may be the absolutely most unnecessary boredom-induced post I will ever make. Sorry, everyone.

― tissp! (the impossible shortest specia), Monday, 4 October 2004 13:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Actually, I'll cover my back and retract the statement about it being the zenith of frivolity.

I'm digging a hole. I'll be quiet.

― tissp! (the impossible shortest specia), Monday, 4 October 2004 13:33 (twenty-one years ago)

HI DERE

― Professor Challenger (ex machina), Monday, 4 October 2004 13:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Described in worksafe terms...

Musicians whose genitalia you never wanted to see on their websites, Part Deux.

(otherwise refered to as "Does taking drugs really turn your teabags dark?")

― Danger Whore (kate), Monday, 4 October 2004 13:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Thanks Kate. I'll be sure not to click on it out of work, either ;)

― tissp! (the impossible shortest specia), Monday, 4 October 2004 13:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Is it Momus?

― Professor Challenger (ex machina), Monday, 4 October 2004 13:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Busted!

― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Monday, 4 October 2004 13:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Both wrong. Much, much worse.

― Danger Whore (kate), Monday, 4 October 2004 13:48 (twenty-one years ago)

TAD?

― Professor Challenger (ex machina), Monday, 4 October 2004 13:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Click on the picture already?

Oh wait, I forgot he has no head. It's too gross, even for me.

― Danger Whore (kate), Monday, 4 October 2004 13:49 (twenty-one years ago)

It's just a penis, man, chill

― Andrew Blood Thames (Andrew Thames), Monday, 4 October 2004 13:52 (twenty-one years ago)

But it's an icky penis!

It's not icky because it's a penis, it's icky because of whose penis it is!

Plus, manky pube dreads, man.

― Danger Whore (kate), Monday, 4 October 2004 13:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Michael Gira?

― Andrew Blood Thames (Andrew Thames), Monday, 4 October 2004 13:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Can you *really* not guess whose penis it is, or are you taking the piss?

I get accused of having a one-track mind, but obviously not one-track enough... (ewww, trackmarks, eewwww, what a turnoff, UGH!!! my toenails hurt)

― Danger Whore (kate), Monday, 4 October 2004 14:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Jason Spaceman?

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 4 October 2004 14:11 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm not looking at the image....

― Professor Challenger (ex machina), Monday, 4 October 2004 14:14 (twenty-one years ago)

::bashes head against desk::

Surely I would be *happy* about photos of naked Jason Spaceman?

I am growing tired of this guessing game. If you are going to post naked pictures of yourself to your blog, you should at least have the decency to leave your head in. Honestly.

― Danger Whore (kate), Monday, 4 October 2004 14:14 (twenty-one years ago)

You know, if I were a meaner person....

― Danger Whore (kate), Monday, 4 October 2004 14:19 (twenty-one years ago)

kate, there is a name in the URL.. is it that dude's penis?

― Towelette Pettatucci (Homosexual II), Monday, 4 October 2004 14:23 (twenty-one years ago)

No, it's not that dude's penis.

My boss has gone home, so I had all my colleagues over to look at it, and they couldn't guess either. Sigh!

(Though I was warned that looking at too much interweb porn would turn my bollocks black. Good thing I don't have any!!!)

― Danger Whore (kate), Monday, 4 October 2004 14:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Well then I haven't a clue. Just tell us!

― Towelette Pettatucci (Homosexual II), Monday, 4 October 2004 14:26 (twenty-one years ago)

For fucks sake, there's a picture of him with clothes ON upthread!!! :-)

― Danger Whore (kate), Monday, 4 October 2004 14:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Those dudes on the bed making out?

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 4 October 2004 14:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Are we supposed to know who they are?

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 4 October 2004 14:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah I don't really know who any of the dudes pictured on this thread are.

― Towelette Pettatucci (Homosexual II), Monday, 4 October 2004 14:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Dude, I didn't turn it into the guessing game! I just said he was icky! I mean, he's not so bad when he's clothed and making out with guys, but nekkid? Harsh my buzz, dude!

― Danger Whore (kate), Monday, 4 October 2004 14:40 (twenty-one years ago)

I wouldn't say who it was because I was EMBARRASSED by who it was, not coz it was a big secret or something. Sigh.

― Danger Whore (kate), Monday, 4 October 2004 14:41 (twenty-one years ago)

or is that we don't care/know about shitty music?

― Professor Challenger (ex machina), Monday, 4 October 2004 14:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Kate, "Busted" was not in fact referring to the band, though I did burst out laughing after hitting send.

― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Monday, 4 October 2004 14:44 (twenty-one years ago)

OK, I confess, it's Jon Williams naked. You caught me out.

― Danger Whore (kate), Monday, 4 October 2004 14:46 (twenty-one years ago)

THIS IS NOT COMMISERATION OF THE HORN. THIS THREAD NOW GIVES ME FLACCID BONERLESSNESS.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 4 October 2004 14:50 (twenty-one years ago)

my dick is bigger.

― Professor Challenger (ex machina), Monday, 4 October 2004 14:51 (twenty-one years ago)

http://sphax666.free.fr/Ta%EFwan/Ang%20Lee/tigredragon/Zhang%20Ziyi%20petit.jpg
Fear not Nickalicious and other Asiaphile mens of ILX, I will help you rediscover your horny, while I slay my master's assassin with my ninja sword of kickassocity.

― Zhang Ziyi (has no moral objections whatsoever to my objectifying her thusly, ob, Monday, 4 October 2004 14:53 (twenty-one years ago)

OMG HI DERE KEN C

― Professor Challenger (ex machina), Monday, 4 October 2004 14:54 (twenty-one years ago)

I was actually quite pleased that that picture took away my clit-on! I should print it out and carry it with me for whenever I need guaranteed horn removal! HORN REMOVAL MAAA-CHIIIIIINE!!!!

― Danger Whore (kate), Monday, 4 October 2004 14:56 (twenty-one years ago)

DEEZ NUTS

― Professor Challenger (ex machina), Monday, 4 October 2004 14:57 (twenty-one years ago)

do girls think its charming when you're high and overenthused when you talk to them?

― Professor Challenger (ex machina), Monday, 4 October 2004 14:57 (twenty-one years ago)

No. Oh God, no.

― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Monday, 4 October 2004 14:59 (twenty-one years ago)

yea, exactly

OOPS

― Professor Challenger (ex machina), Monday, 4 October 2004 15:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Is it Pete Docherty out of the Libertines porn?

― Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 4 October 2004 15:03 (twenty-one years ago)

(said purely to increase google hits obv)

― Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 4 October 2004 15:03 (twenty-one years ago)

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