Only similarity between Phyllis Diller and Tina Fey is ovaries. They're both funny.
― Johnny Fever, Sunday, 11 April 2010 05:21 (fourteen years ago) link
that made no sense unless you are calling their ovaries funny
― bnw, Sunday, 11 April 2010 05:38 (fourteen years ago) link
Are you stoned or something? I'll clarify: Phyllis Diller and Tina Fey, both funny. They're not the same type of comedian, though, so the only categorical link between them is their sex.
― Johnny Fever, Sunday, 11 April 2010 05:54 (fourteen years ago) link
i love reading jezebel snl posts
― A B C, Sunday, 11 April 2010 06:47 (fourteen years ago) link
why did she have to slut-shame that white supremacist professional tabloid figure?
that was great. fey almost made justin bieber seem cool, which is a huge accomplishment.
― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Sunday, 11 April 2010 08:52 (fourteen years ago) link
The Jez comments section is turning me into a misogynist.
― ô_o (Nicole), Sunday, 11 April 2010 15:23 (fourteen years ago) link
this was OK. the only sketches that really worked for me was the 9-inch hooker one (which really DID feel like SNL of the late 80s/early 90s, a complete idea that was the right length and not obsessed with one-liners) and her Update monologue
pedo teacher sketch was really creepy, actually
still, the cheesecake bump photos = delicious, and her best look is STILL the Weekend Update desk outfit after all this time
― Nhex, Sunday, 11 April 2010 22:10 (fourteen years ago) link
I know I've complained about the cold opens a lot but one thing specifically pissed me off about this one: I hate when the punchline to a joke is displayed as text on the screen (i.e. the census questions in this one) and a character reads it aloud, usually really slowly. I've usually read the punchline and then have to listen to the exact same thing being read out, it's totally clunky and kills the momentum and panders to people who don't read or something?
― congratulations (n/a), Sunday, 11 April 2010 22:13 (fourteen years ago) link
yeah, and to make matters worse, armisen-as-obama insists on saying no more than 4 words without pausing, it's just rly stilted that way (and some of that material had laff potential imo).
― susan lucci mane (m bison), Sunday, 11 April 2010 22:27 (fourteen years ago) link
and Susan Gucci as Erica Mane (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, November 25, 2009
crackers is biters, etc
― the smh westerns (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 12 April 2010 00:20 (fourteen years ago) link
why did samberg say "dilla dilla" at the beginning of the Roker sketch?
also lol @ whatever record company signed justin beiber for not paying for the fucking hulu reair rights to his jams considering he's like 98% internet phenomenon
― the smh westerns (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 12 April 2010 00:22 (fourteen years ago) link
why pay for that when it will be on youtube (his medium) for free anyway
― am0n corner (J0rdan S.), Monday, 12 April 2010 00:23 (fourteen years ago) link
justin beiber's an internet-only phenomenon? i dunno about that. my 9-year old daughter's friends are crazy about justin beiber (download the songs; watch the videos; follow his guest appearances on silly nickelodeon shows; and so forth). can't just be internet-based.
i can't stand justin beiber, mind you. just sayin'.
― Daniel, Esq., Monday, 12 April 2010 00:24 (fourteen years ago) link
hey J0rdan
http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=justin+bieber+snl&aq=0
http://www.cssplay.co.uk/menu/fail.gif
― the smh westerns (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 12 April 2010 00:24 (fourteen years ago) link
justin beiber's an internet-only phenomenon? i dunno about that. my 9-year old daughter's friends are crazy about justin beiber (download the songs; watch the videos)
― Daniel, Esq., Sunday, April 11, 2010 8:24 PM (40 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― the smh westerns (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 12 April 2010 00:25 (fourteen years ago) link
― the smh westerns (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, April 11, 2010 7:24 PM (38 seconds ago) Bookmark
idk man, idk how many 14 year olds are gonna be hitting up hulu.com to check that out, seems p minimal to me
― am0n corner (J0rdan S.), Monday, 12 April 2010 00:27 (fourteen years ago) link
also, bieber ain't really an internet phenomenon any more
i thought music performances were just never on hulu period, regardless of what labels do (and would the label really have to pay for their guy's performance to be on there?)
anyway fuck NBC or Kabletown or whoever fucked up that this episode isn't on demand the next day like they are every damn week, i hate having to watch shit online.
― fucka washa hat (some dude), Monday, 12 April 2010 00:27 (fourteen years ago) link
yeah, they go to the internet for his stuff. but their crazy fandom seems to have developed from a lot of sources.
― Daniel, Esq., Monday, 12 April 2010 00:28 (fourteen years ago) link
well i'm just saying that the dude has a massive song irl & is gonna be the first platinum artist of 2010
― am0n corner (J0rdan S.), Monday, 12 April 2010 00:28 (fourteen years ago) link
no way!?!
― Daniel, Esq., Monday, 12 April 2010 00:30 (fourteen years ago) link
j0rd,i'm just saying the videos aren't in either of the two places one would expect them to be. that's a hueg fuckup imo
alship, there have been a few performances that were on hulu. i saw the ting tings and pearl jam and vampire weekend on hulu--two of which are on indie labels
― the smh westerns (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 12 April 2010 00:30 (fourteen years ago) link
first new platinum artist you mean?
― fucka washa hat (some dude), Monday, 12 April 2010 00:31 (fourteen years ago) link
oh good to know about pearl jam, i was bummed i missed their performances when i watched that ep ondemand
though i don't know how they got on there. i'm just guessing someone has to pay for the rebroadcast rights? Or maybe the bands sacrifice rebroadcast rights? this would be a good Vulture article
― the smh westerns (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 12 April 2010 00:32 (fourteen years ago) link
i think it's more like the website or cable service or w/e has to pay additional royalties to the song publisher.
― fucka washa hat (some dude), Monday, 12 April 2010 00:34 (fourteen years ago) link
yeah, so maybe the indie bands are waiving that right?
― the smh westerns (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 12 April 2010 00:38 (fourteen years ago) link
― the smh westerns (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, April 11, 2010 7:20 PM (22 minutes ago) Bookmark
im sorry i totes 4got abt a screen name u had in november
― susan lucci mane (m bison), Monday, 12 April 2010 00:44 (fourteen years ago) link
is this better?
― soundy g. soundgarten (m bison), Monday, 12 April 2010 00:44 (fourteen years ago) link
― Grungy G. Soundgarden (some dude), Wednesday, December 24, 2008 10:34 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
WE'VE GOT YOU SURROUNDED, THERE IS NO WAY OUT
― fucka washa hat (some dude), Monday, 12 April 2010 00:47 (fourteen years ago) link
:C
― FUCK (m bison), Monday, 12 April 2010 00:48 (fourteen years ago) link
I signed an Audioslave review in CMJ "Christopher R. Soundgarten" ca. 2003
― the smh westerns (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 12 April 2010 00:48 (fourteen years ago) link
ive learned my lesson now to not be so cavalier with my internet name selection
― acoustic bugaloo (m bison), Monday, 12 April 2010 00:53 (fourteen years ago) link
biebs is on the cover of every single non-threatening boys magazine at walgreens
― A B C, Monday, 12 April 2010 01:30 (fourteen years ago) link
yeah the ke$ha song sucks but that performance was pretty fun and ridiculous
― congratulations (n/a), Sunday, 18 April 2010 04:14 (fourteen years ago) link
Was that a real light synth or just a gimmick? Ke$ha's fun though, so whatever.
― Johnny Fever, Sunday, 18 April 2010 04:15 (fourteen years ago) link
EW. Sorry, I have higher standards for 'ridiculous.'
― cupcake 24/7 (Tape Store), Sunday, 18 April 2010 04:16 (fourteen years ago) link
$nl ke$ha controver$y!
― congratulations (n/a), Sunday, 18 April 2010 04:26 (fourteen years ago) link
Real disconnect between Ke$ha's second performance and the song she was performing. Like, if it had been Fever Ray or something, it would've been great.
― Johnny Fever, Sunday, 18 April 2010 04:47 (fourteen years ago) link
i missed this. what did she play? "TiK ToK" and "Your Love Is My Drug"?
― ksh, Sunday, 18 April 2010 04:50 (fourteen years ago) link
Yep.
― Johnny Fever, Sunday, 18 April 2010 04:52 (fourteen years ago) link
thanking u. it'll probably be up on tv.gawker.com or YouTube tomorrow. i hope
― ksh, Sunday, 18 April 2010 04:55 (fourteen years ago) link
Oh no! RIP Ass Dan.
― Jack Human (kenan), Sunday, 18 April 2010 04:57 (fourteen years ago) link
haaa are children small or just far away?
― rent, Sunday, 18 April 2010 04:57 (fourteen years ago) link
I still haven't watched that ICP video everyone thinks is hilarious, but it can't be better than the parody.
Best line!
― Johnny Fever, Sunday, 18 April 2010 04:58 (fourteen years ago) link
looooooool, can't wait to see that
― ksh, Sunday, 18 April 2010 05:00 (fourteen years ago) link
you missing out, original is funnier then parody
― bnw, Sunday, 18 April 2010 05:01 (fourteen years ago) link
for those who haven't seen the original:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-agl0pOQfs
― ksh, Sunday, 18 April 2010 05:03 (fourteen years ago) link
Okay, you're right... original is funnier than the parody.
― Johnny Fever, Sunday, 18 April 2010 05:11 (fourteen years ago) link