Justin Bieber is the worst line reader ever.
― Johnny Fever, Sunday, 11 April 2010 04:04 (fourteen years ago) link
this was the first time I actually heard him sing and I don't understand how he has a career of any sort
― iatee, Sunday, 11 April 2010 04:06 (fourteen years ago) link
no trolling, this is a good performance
― J0rdan S., Sunday, 11 April 2010 04:08 (fourteen years ago) link
he can't really sing at all but it's kind of a great song & that's a good arrangement
― J0rdan S., Sunday, 11 April 2010 04:09 (fourteen years ago) link
I'll forgive Canada for Celine Dion if they agree to take back Justin Bieber.
― Johnny Fever, Sunday, 11 April 2010 04:10 (fourteen years ago) link
I don't hate the song but what a weak lil voice
― iatee, Sunday, 11 April 2010 04:11 (fourteen years ago) link
he's such a ham, good lord
― J0rdan S., Sunday, 11 April 2010 04:11 (fourteen years ago) link
not watching this, but Luda's verse is the only redeemable part of "Baby" iirc
― ksh, Sunday, 11 April 2010 04:11 (fourteen years ago) link
i was surprised that he wasn't there tbh
― J0rdan S., Sunday, 11 April 2010 04:12 (fourteen years ago) link
i find it easy to like bieber
― J0rdan S., Sunday, 11 April 2010 04:15 (fourteen years ago) link
You are a crackhead
― congratulations (n/a), Sunday, 11 April 2010 04:16 (fourteen years ago) link
why?
― ksh, Sunday, 11 April 2010 04:16 (fourteen years ago) link
I had never heard bieber before but that song was godawful
― congratulations (n/a), Sunday, 11 April 2010 04:17 (fourteen years ago) link
the music is p good & he's a good performer for a 14 year old -- i like that he's an overeager & un-self aware ham
also i think it's fun to have a teen idol again
― J0rdan S., Sunday, 11 April 2010 04:19 (fourteen years ago) link
fair enough
― ksh, Sunday, 11 April 2010 04:22 (fourteen years ago) link
i knew i could count on u
― J0rdan S., Sunday, 11 April 2010 04:22 (fourteen years ago) link
kristen wiig doing FACES and VOICES is one of my least fav crutches of current snl but i dig aunt linda
― J0rdan S., Sunday, 11 April 2010 04:23 (fourteen years ago) link
pretty much her old target woman with actual jokes
― J0rdan S., Sunday, 11 April 2010 04:24 (fourteen years ago) link
maybe i should turn on the TV instead of watching "Miracles" on YouTube again
― ksh, Sunday, 11 April 2010 04:25 (fourteen years ago) link
fuckin sketch comedy/ how does it work?
― J0rdan S., Sunday, 11 April 2010 04:26 (fourteen years ago) link
looooooool
― ksh, Sunday, 11 April 2010 04:29 (fourteen years ago) link
I'm loving Al Roker as a party dude.
― Johnny Fever, Sunday, 11 April 2010 04:35 (fourteen years ago) link
this ballad is horrible
― J0rdan S., Sunday, 11 April 2010 04:51 (fourteen years ago) link
not bad, but suggest ban the choreographer
― ksh, Sunday, 11 April 2010 04:52 (fourteen years ago) link
was wondering if the balding dancer was the choreographer
― bnw, Sunday, 11 April 2010 04:53 (fourteen years ago) link
lol at the greenscreen showing through the nine-inch hooker's shotglass and making it look like a martini
― iiiijjjj, Sunday, 11 April 2010 04:59 (fourteen years ago) link
Looooool at Hader giving Bieber the gas face at the show close
― Wood shavings! Laughing out loud! (HI DERE), Sunday, 11 April 2010 05:01 (fourteen years ago) link
I was a bit slow to warm to Nasim, but I think she's been killing it lately. Really enjoyed her in the high school sketch.
― Michael F Gill, Sunday, 11 April 2010 05:07 (fourteen years ago) link
Not mentioned at the time, but Jason Sudekis as "The Devil" should totally become a recurring character on Weekend Update, or maybe in sketches of his own.
― Johnny Fever, Sunday, 11 April 2010 05:10 (fourteen years ago) link
Something about the hooker sketch reminded me of 70's SNL.
― Jack Human (kenan), Sunday, 11 April 2010 05:13 (fourteen years ago) link
this wd be like Phyllis Diller and Leif Garrett on '70s SNL
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 11 April 2010 05:15 (fourteen years ago) link
(except Tina Fey isnt as funny as Phyll, obv)
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 11 April 2010 05:16 (fourteen years ago) link
Only similarity between Phyllis Diller and Tina Fey is ovaries. They're both funny.
― Johnny Fever, Sunday, 11 April 2010 05:21 (fourteen years ago) link
that made no sense unless you are calling their ovaries funny
― bnw, Sunday, 11 April 2010 05:38 (fourteen years ago) link
Are you stoned or something? I'll clarify: Phyllis Diller and Tina Fey, both funny. They're not the same type of comedian, though, so the only categorical link between them is their sex.
― Johnny Fever, Sunday, 11 April 2010 05:54 (fourteen years ago) link
i love reading jezebel snl posts
― A B C, Sunday, 11 April 2010 06:47 (fourteen years ago) link
why did she have to slut-shame that white supremacist professional tabloid figure?
that was great. fey almost made justin bieber seem cool, which is a huge accomplishment.
― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Sunday, 11 April 2010 08:52 (fourteen years ago) link
The Jez comments section is turning me into a misogynist.
― ô_o (Nicole), Sunday, 11 April 2010 15:23 (fourteen years ago) link
this was OK. the only sketches that really worked for me was the 9-inch hooker one (which really DID feel like SNL of the late 80s/early 90s, a complete idea that was the right length and not obsessed with one-liners) and her Update monologue
pedo teacher sketch was really creepy, actually
still, the cheesecake bump photos = delicious, and her best look is STILL the Weekend Update desk outfit after all this time
― Nhex, Sunday, 11 April 2010 22:10 (fourteen years ago) link
I know I've complained about the cold opens a lot but one thing specifically pissed me off about this one: I hate when the punchline to a joke is displayed as text on the screen (i.e. the census questions in this one) and a character reads it aloud, usually really slowly. I've usually read the punchline and then have to listen to the exact same thing being read out, it's totally clunky and kills the momentum and panders to people who don't read or something?
― congratulations (n/a), Sunday, 11 April 2010 22:13 (fourteen years ago) link
yeah, and to make matters worse, armisen-as-obama insists on saying no more than 4 words without pausing, it's just rly stilted that way (and some of that material had laff potential imo).
― susan lucci mane (m bison), Sunday, 11 April 2010 22:27 (fourteen years ago) link
and Susan Gucci as Erica Mane (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, November 25, 2009
crackers is biters, etc
― the smh westerns (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 12 April 2010 00:20 (fourteen years ago) link
why did samberg say "dilla dilla" at the beginning of the Roker sketch?
also lol @ whatever record company signed justin beiber for not paying for the fucking hulu reair rights to his jams considering he's like 98% internet phenomenon
― the smh westerns (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 12 April 2010 00:22 (fourteen years ago) link
why pay for that when it will be on youtube (his medium) for free anyway
― am0n corner (J0rdan S.), Monday, 12 April 2010 00:23 (fourteen years ago) link
justin beiber's an internet-only phenomenon? i dunno about that. my 9-year old daughter's friends are crazy about justin beiber (download the songs; watch the videos; follow his guest appearances on silly nickelodeon shows; and so forth). can't just be internet-based.
i can't stand justin beiber, mind you. just sayin'.
― Daniel, Esq., Monday, 12 April 2010 00:24 (fourteen years ago) link
hey J0rdan
http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=justin+bieber+snl&aq=0
http://www.cssplay.co.uk/menu/fail.gif
― the smh westerns (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 12 April 2010 00:24 (fourteen years ago) link
justin beiber's an internet-only phenomenon? i dunno about that. my 9-year old daughter's friends are crazy about justin beiber (download the songs; watch the videos)
― Daniel, Esq., Sunday, April 11, 2010 8:24 PM (40 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― the smh westerns (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 12 April 2010 00:25 (fourteen years ago) link
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idk man, idk how many 14 year olds are gonna be hitting up hulu.com to check that out, seems p minimal to me
― am0n corner (J0rdan S.), Monday, 12 April 2010 00:27 (fourteen years ago) link
also, bieber ain't really an internet phenomenon any more