WDYLL when machines are trying to kill you: favorite product warning labels thread

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ok, WAHT

Just got offed, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 20:08 (eighteen years ago)

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WARNING: NOIZE BOARD WILL STEAL YR PURSE

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 15 August 2007 20:08 (eighteen years ago)

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the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 15 August 2007 20:09 (eighteen years ago)

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the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 15 August 2007 20:09 (eighteen years ago)

I AM COMPLETELY STUMPED BUT I LIKE THAT HE'S MAKING o_O FACE
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the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 15 August 2007 20:09 (eighteen years ago)

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do not let yr childrens play with nooses???

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 15 August 2007 20:11 (eighteen years ago)

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CAUTION: WHEN DROWNING CHILD DO NOT LOOK DIRECTLY IN EYES. FAILURE TO HEED THIS WARNING MAY RESULT IN FEELINGS OF GUILT, RESPONSIBILITY.

John Justen, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 20:11 (eighteen years ago)

Beware of falling steaming piles of shit?

x post to Shef

ENBB, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 20:12 (eighteen years ago)

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the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 15 August 2007 20:12 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.saynotocrack.com/img/dont_feed_the_pigeons.jpg

gabbneb, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 20:12 (eighteen years ago)

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warning: reporters in area, will harass you

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 15 August 2007 20:13 (eighteen years ago)

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Mr. Que, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 20:13 (eighteen years ago)

it's companion
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watch out for...jawas? i have no idea

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 15 August 2007 20:15 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.rapp.org/wp-content/032206-eject_sign.jpg

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 20:15 (eighteen years ago)

this is like, "warning: you will get superpowers from whatever is happening here"
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the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 15 August 2007 20:15 (eighteen years ago)

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the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 15 August 2007 20:18 (eighteen years ago)

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the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 15 August 2007 20:19 (eighteen years ago)

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the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 15 August 2007 20:20 (eighteen years ago)

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John Justen, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 20:21 (eighteen years ago)

wait--waht?
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the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 15 August 2007 20:21 (eighteen years ago)

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the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 15 August 2007 20:23 (eighteen years ago)

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the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 15 August 2007 20:24 (eighteen years ago)

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John Justen, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 20:25 (eighteen years ago)

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the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 15 August 2007 20:26 (eighteen years ago)

O SHIT IT IS TEH MAN ON THE TOP OF A HILL!!!
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the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 15 August 2007 20:27 (eighteen years ago)

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the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 15 August 2007 20:28 (eighteen years ago)

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John Justen, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 20:29 (eighteen years ago)

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the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 15 August 2007 20:30 (eighteen years ago)

xpost there really should be a red line through that

kenan, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 20:30 (eighteen years ago)

where is "plus you might die"

ghost rider, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 20:30 (eighteen years ago)

lol djs go here
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the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 15 August 2007 20:35 (eighteen years ago)

Those mountain lion ones need to stop making moral decisions for you! Clearly they like to snag the children from the group: I'll bet people would be way more careful if it said "pick up your kids unless it seems safer to let them occupy the lion while adults flee to safety."

nabisco, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 20:37 (eighteen years ago)

Dude, those signs are wordy enough! I for one do not have time to read something the length of A Tale of Two Cities while being menaced by a mountain lion.

HI DERE, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 20:40 (eighteen years ago)

"...it is a far far better place that I go to than AAAAAAARGH!!!!"

Sara R-C, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 21:11 (eighteen years ago)

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gabbneb, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 21:22 (eighteen years ago)

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gabbneb, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 21:22 (eighteen years ago)

ANGEL XING?

nabisco, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 21:26 (eighteen years ago)

CAUTION: SLOW MOSQUITO MAN

nabisco, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 21:27 (eighteen years ago)

it's either YOU WILL SINK INTO THE PEAT MOSS TO YOUR NECK or CAUTION: DAVE MATTHEWS BAND

gabbneb, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 21:28 (eighteen years ago)

or MEN DANCING ON COALS VIEWPOINT

gabbneb, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 21:29 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.zarebasystems.com/GateOpeners/images/imgWarning-label-large.gif

HI DERE, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 21:31 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.badgerland.co.uk/help/badgers/precautionary/badgers_roadsign.jpg

lol

HI DERE, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 21:33 (eighteen years ago)

But gabb, the guy is clearly wearing a bathing suit!

I though it was some sort of visual-alarm environmentalism where a "water is deeper than you are tall" warning still stood fresh next to a place where there was no water anymore. :(

nabisco, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 21:34 (eighteen years ago)

(And indeed has the look of a little lake that has shrunk to nothing.)

nabisco, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 21:35 (eighteen years ago)

no it is clearly dave matthews-related

kenan, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 21:36 (eighteen years ago)

http://web.mit.edu/smalpert/www/roads/ma/ma_106/danger.jpg

OH MY GOD, IT'S AN INTERSECTION! RUN!!!!!!!

HI DERE, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 21:36 (eighteen years ago)

"DAVE MATTHEWS DANCED HERE, BRAHS"

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 21:37 (eighteen years ago)

The continuity of the icons that go with "PICK UP YOUR CHILDREN WITHOUT BENDING" clearly imply that you should lift them by the hair.

Jon Lewis, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 21:39 (eighteen years ago)

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Mr. Que, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 21:39 (eighteen years ago)

ok fuck that robot

HI DERE, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 21:42 (eighteen years ago)


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