( several x-posts later, obv)
― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 3 November 2005 17:14 (eighteen years ago) link
I was going to go with Smack My Mitch Up, but yours is better.
― ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 3 November 2005 17:15 (eighteen years ago) link
Bald headed actors with whispery gruff voices are most frequently the victims of all types of Mitchell abuse, largely because of their vulnerability and lack of power.
― Oh No, It's Dadaismus (Dada), Thursday, 3 November 2005 17:20 (eighteen years ago) link
― jed_ (jed), Thursday, 3 November 2005 17:22 (eighteen years ago) link
― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Thursday, 3 November 2005 17:23 (eighteen years ago) link
― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 3 November 2005 17:24 (eighteen years ago) link
― terry lennox. (gareth), Thursday, 3 November 2005 17:25 (eighteen years ago) link
By Sherna Noah and Karen Attwood, PA
The partner and ex-partner of EastEnders actors Ross Kemp and Steve McFadden were arrested over alleged assaults today.
The Sun's editor Rebekah Wade was questioned for eight hours over an alleged attack on her EastEnders star husband Ross Kemp.
In a bizarre twist, it later emerged that McFadden's former partner had also been arrested and then released over an alleged assault on him.
McFadden and Kemp play brothers Phil and Grant Mitchell in the BBC1 soap.
It was not clear if the incidents were linked.
― Alba (Alba), Thursday, 3 November 2005 17:26 (eighteen years ago) link
― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Thursday, 3 November 2005 17:28 (eighteen years ago) link
Would be utterly spiffing if they were tho, what?
― Oh No, It's Dadaismus (Dada), Thursday, 3 November 2005 17:28 (eighteen years ago) link
She'll be offered a part in Eastenders in "an attempt to revive the dwindling fortunes of BBC's flagship soap"
― Oh No, It's Dadaismus (Dada), Thursday, 3 November 2005 17:29 (eighteen years ago) link
Please tell me it was Lucy Benjamin so we can have a real-life version of Who Shot Slapped Phil? story and him what played Dan (OK, I know his name's Craig Fairbrass but I don't want to appear sad) will end up getting framed for it. Or something.
There's a slaphead joke in there somewhere just waiting to get out as well now.
― ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 3 November 2005 17:31 (eighteen years ago) link
― DJ Martian (djmartian), Thursday, 3 November 2005 17:33 (eighteen years ago) link
― Oh No, It's Dadaismus (Dada), Thursday, 3 November 2005 17:33 (eighteen years ago) link
― stet (stet), Thursday, 3 November 2005 18:48 (eighteen years ago) link
― Mädchen (Madchen), Thursday, 3 November 2005 18:57 (eighteen years ago) link
http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/840000/images/_841499_ross_kemp150.jpg
― Patchouli Clark (noodle vague), Thursday, 3 November 2005 19:10 (eighteen years ago) link
― Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Thursday, 3 November 2005 19:23 (eighteen years ago) link
― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 3 November 2005 19:29 (eighteen years ago) link
― _, Thursday, 3 November 2005 19:38 (eighteen years ago) link
― Michael A Neuman (Ferg), Thursday, 3 November 2005 20:59 (eighteen years ago) link
― Mädchen (Madchen), Thursday, 3 November 2005 22:09 (eighteen years ago) link
― Alba (Alba), Thursday, 3 November 2005 22:15 (eighteen years ago) link
― Patchouli Clark (noodle vague), Thursday, 3 November 2005 23:04 (eighteen years ago) link
― scotstvo (scotstvo), Friday, 4 November 2005 00:57 (eighteen years ago) link
anyway... WTFFinfF!?!!!!!!eleven
― Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Friday, 4 November 2005 08:36 (eighteen years ago) link
― accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Friday, 4 November 2005 09:05 (eighteen years ago) link
― Theorry Henry (Enrique), Friday, 4 November 2005 09:55 (eighteen years ago) link
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2005510327,00.html
Cops go to Ross row
BRUV 2
EASTENDERS hardman Ross Kemp was caught up in a real-life drama yesterday when police turned up at his home in the small hours.
Ross, who has won millions of new viewers after returning to the soap as Grant Mitchell, opened the door to find four officers on his front step.
The cops said they were investigating an allegation that he had been assaulted by his wife Rebekah Wade, who is editor of The Sun.
Ms Wade, 37, was arrested at the house in Battersea, South London, and taken to a nearby police station.
Rebekah and Ross ...'fuss about nothing'
She was held for eight hours before being released without any charge or a caution.
Ms Wade, who became Sun editor at the beginning of 2003, was not even interviewed by police during her stay at the station.
Ross, 41 — also the star of ITV’s hit series Ultimate Force about the SAS — did not sustain any injuries.
A cut to his lip which was reported by news agencies had in fact been sustained during filming.
Ms Wade was also not hurt during the incident which was described as an “old-fashioned row” between a married couple.
The couple, who wed three years ago, had returned to their home together at 3am after attending a birthday party.
Earlier Ms Wade had also seen fallen Cabinet Minister David Blunkett who had quit as Work and Pensions Secretary in the morning.
As soon as she was released from police custody, Ms Wade returned to The Sun’s offices at Wapping, East London, to mastermind production of today’s newspaper.
Last night she said: “It was just a silly row which got out of hand.”
Ross said: “It was a lot of fuss about nothing.”
― Frogm@n Henry, Friday, 4 November 2005 10:20 (eighteen years ago) link
― Alba (Alba), Friday, 4 November 2005 11:36 (eighteen years ago) link
― Theorry Henry (Enrique), Friday, 4 November 2005 11:37 (eighteen years ago) link
― Alba (Alba), Friday, 4 November 2005 11:40 (eighteen years ago) link
I thought that rung a bell but now I can't find anything saying that. But I'm going to stop looking cause this is all a bit sick.
― Alba (Alba), Friday, 4 November 2005 11:45 (eighteen years ago) link
― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 4 November 2005 12:05 (eighteen years ago) link
That's very poor.
― Come Back Johnny B (Johnney B), Friday, 4 November 2005 12:38 (eighteen years ago) link
Together, they are reckoned to have become one of Britain's most influential media couples since marrying in 2002, and count leading figures in the political and media establishment among their friends.These include Guy Black, press secretary to Michael Howard, the Tory leader. Black is a childhood friend of Kemp and they remain close.
He and his partner Mark Boland, the Prince of Wales's press secretary, have been on holiday with Wade and Kemp.
― Onimo (GerryNemo), Friday, 4 November 2005 12:46 (eighteen years ago) link
OI, GEH AWWT OF ME CAR LOT, SON.
― ken c (ken c), Friday, 4 November 2005 14:18 (eighteen years ago) link
― Theorry Henry (Enrique), Friday, 4 November 2005 14:24 (eighteen years ago) link
― Oh No, It's Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 4 November 2005 14:27 (eighteen years ago) link
Ross Kemp at the Baftas:
Ex-EastEnders star Ross Kemp was unrepentant about winning best factual series ahead of Stephen Fry's documentary on manic depression and family history programme Who Do You Think You Are?
"We've been shot at," he said of his show, which profiled gangs around the world.
"We've been in prisons where people are raped on a regular basis. I've been on my own on a number of occasions with people who are multiple murderers.
"I interviewed a man who'd shot 16 people through the head before his 10th birthday."
And to celebrate the recognition for his work, he was "definitely going to get smashed" after the ceremony, he quipped.
― William Bloody Swygart, Monday, 21 May 2007 22:51 (seventeen years ago) link
RIP. Heaven needed a man who could get beaten up by an eight stone woman.
― Dom Passantino, Monday, 21 May 2007 22:55 (seventeen years ago) link
He didn't want to live in a world without Kellogg's Fruit and Fibre.
― Noodle Vague, Monday, 21 May 2007 23:11 (seventeen years ago) link
You're thinking of Angus Deayton.
― Dom Passantino, Monday, 21 May 2007 23:14 (seventeen years ago) link
No, I believe he didn't want to live in a world without coked-up hookers.
― Noodle Vague, Monday, 21 May 2007 23:18 (seventeen years ago) link
God bless Youtube
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyQ7tiJw3sE
― Noodle Vague, Monday, 21 May 2007 23:20 (seventeen years ago) link
http://img190.imageshack.us/img190/8545/cheekysquashedkemp.jpg
http://kempfolds.blogspot.com/
― James Mitchell, Sunday, 26 July 2009 12:34 (fourteen years ago) link
WOW
― I can't make my face turn into a heart (Scik Mouthy), Sunday, 26 July 2009 12:55 (fourteen years ago) link
That is awesome.
― ailsa, Sunday, 26 July 2009 12:58 (fourteen years ago) link
I smell a "Best Original Concept" award coming up at whatever stupid awards they give to blogs.
― Skeevy Wonder (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 26 July 2009 12:58 (fourteen years ago) link
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2484/3727293065_c89c1dd798.jpg?v=1247784884
― the evil spawn of maxwell from big brother (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 26 July 2009 12:58 (fourteen years ago) link