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are there any more pictures where you can see the freckles on her thighs?

This question is U&K!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 13 May 2005 01:44 (nineteen years ago) link

Your search - "freckled thighs" - did not match any documents.

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Friday, 13 May 2005 01:48 (nineteen years ago) link

I guess I just have issues with heroin chic being the standard of gorgeous because it fucks so many little girls (and grown women) up. It pisses me off.

This of course makes sense, however, don't hate the player etc...

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 13 May 2005 01:53 (nineteen years ago) link

i don't think she goes up to random girls on the street and taunts them. lindsay and nicole are famous and therefore exist as both real living breathing people and images. attack the image. mock it. point out how ridiculous it is.

― ()ops (()()ps), Friday, 13 May 2005 01:58 (nineteen years ago) link

(but really, that "hate the game not the playa" shit is bullshit. or, at least, very far from being a truisim)

― ()ops (()()ps), Friday, 13 May 2005 02:00 (nineteen years ago) link

Spencer won't dance with a fat Lindsey.

― deanor (jram), Friday, 13 May 2005 02:26 (nineteen years ago) link

I'll dance with her.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Friday, 13 May 2005 02:32 (nineteen years ago) link

People, are you really THIS DENSE? Spencer is not passing judgement on Lindsey Lohan's physique one way or the other. He is not saying he likes her more when she's skinny, or that he likes her more when she's not skinny.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 13 May 2005 03:14 (nineteen years ago) link

I'll dance with you, too, Tracer.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Friday, 13 May 2005 03:15 (nineteen years ago) link

he said "dense"

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 13 May 2005 03:15 (nineteen years ago) link

Remy, much like Kevin Bacon in Footloose, just wants to dance.

― haitch (haitch), Friday, 13 May 2005 03:23 (nineteen years ago) link

While we've been weighing in on the suitability of Ms Lohan's body as a role model for our children, we have been neglecting the other stars of the movie who, in my mind, are just as worthy of this kind of discussion. For instance, the woman who plays Larry David's wife on Curb Your Enthusiasm. Eyebrows -- too plucked, I think. I'd still dance with her, though. As long as she tolerated my lectures about grooming.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 13 May 2005 04:29 (nineteen years ago) link

If I looked all over the world
And there’s every type of girl
But Miss Lohan's eyes
Seem to pass me by
Leave me dancing with Tracer Hand

So let’s sink another drink
’cause it’ll give me time to think
If I had the chance
I’d ask Lindsey L. to dance
And I’ll be dancing with Tracer Hand

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 13 May 2005 04:32 (nineteen years ago) link

http://tugboatonline.brinkster.net/ilxstuff/dancing%20man.gif http://tugboatonline.brinkster.net/ilxstuff/dancing%20man.gif http://tugboatonline.brinkster.net/ilxstuff/dancing%20man.gif

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Friday, 13 May 2005 04:35 (nineteen years ago) link

http://uploadhut.com/upload/59984.gif

― Girolamo Savonarola, Friday, 13 May 2005 04:49 (nineteen years ago) link

wait what did bob altman do now?

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 13 May 2005 04:50 (nineteen years ago) link

What hasn't he done?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 13 May 2005 04:55 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.failmath.com/archives/

scroll down about 2/3rds of the way

also:

http://img229.echo.cx/img229/1944/lohan2vi9kl.gif

― kingfish maximum overdrunk (Kingfish), Friday, 13 May 2005 05:33 (nineteen years ago) link

I would be thrilled to dance with you, Ned.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 13 May 2005 05:39 (nineteen years ago) link

*WUV*

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 13 May 2005 05:40 (nineteen years ago) link

T/S: Does LL Rub Her Tittays If She Loves Hip-Hop?

― kingfish maximum overdrunk (Kingfish), Friday, 13 May 2005 05:42 (nineteen years ago) link

It's the next-best thing to dancing with yourself.

xpost

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 13 May 2005 05:44 (nineteen years ago) link

Thank you Tracer! Tracer and Ned are my heros - I would dance with either of them (and I will admit to dancing with LL). I do in fact like her any which way. She is an extraordinarily pretty girl and certainly didn't need to lose weight to be attractive. I suspect that she felt that becoming skinnier would make look older and that she would then be more suitable for older and more distinguished roles. I'm sure she could do Disney and teen movies for many more years but she probably fears being typecast. Either way, don't hate the actress, hate the agent.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 13 May 2005 07:49 (nineteen years ago) link

fuck, spencer chow is my hero!

personally, i'm more concerned by lindsay's redhead denial. i though red hair was hot right now anyway, what with lily cole...

― N_RQ, Friday, 13 May 2005 08:33 (nineteen years ago) link

In order of love:

Lindsay
Strongo/Michael Keaton
Spencer
Ann-Margret

― The Irrelevant Man (Negativa) (Barima), Friday, 13 May 2005 11:10 (nineteen years ago) link

Did I or anyone else say he was? are YOU that dense??

― ()ops (()()ps), Friday, 13 May 2005 14:44 (nineteen years ago) link

Lindsey Lohan: Stupiding Message Boards Since 2002.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 13 May 2005 14:46 (nineteen years ago) link

Oh we were stupid far before that.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 13 May 2005 14:55 (nineteen years ago) link

(I really don't have anything against her. I think lots of people are too skinny. I think lots of people are too freckled, too. It's arbitrary and means nothing outside of my own little head.)

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 13 May 2005 14:59 (nineteen years ago) link

this thread has helped dissuade me of the notion that lindsay lohan is basically just frankie muniz avec rack plus.

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 13 May 2005 15:13 (nineteen years ago) link

Welcome to the Dark Side

― Jimmy Mod, Sultan of Sexxitime (ModJ), Friday, 13 May 2005 15:13 (nineteen years ago) link

TOO freckled?

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 13 May 2005 15:14 (nineteen years ago) link

Yeah I know, weird, huh? Seeing as how I'm freckled myself... I think it stems back to grade school and this kid named Rusty who was a total cunt to me at all times and one time I saw him blow a snot rocket and it made me hurl. Bleah.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 13 May 2005 15:18 (nineteen years ago) link

Too freckled!! On the right woman, this can be the most absolutely sexiferous thing in the world.!

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 13 May 2005 15:20 (nineteen years ago) link

but surely if someone is nearly ALL freckles, it's too much? i say this as a fan of the freckles, at least on shoulders, chest.

― ()ops (()()ps), Friday, 13 May 2005 15:22 (nineteen years ago) link

I admit that really only applies to people who remind me of Rusty. That cunt.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 13 May 2005 15:23 (nineteen years ago) link

The story goes she applies cream to *un-freckle* herself because she hates'em. I really don't like her new hair colour, blonde. It just doesn't look right on her (esp the dark eyebrows).

I guess I just have issues with heroin chic being the standard of gorgeous because it fucks so many little girls (and grown women) up. It pisses me off.

Dude, heroin chic is so 90s. ;-)

I think she's gorgeous.

― nathalie's baby (stevie nixed), Friday, 13 May 2005 15:27 (nineteen years ago) link

I. Give. Up.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 13 May 2005 15:54 (nineteen years ago) link

There's a great picture of Joan Crawford from the late 20's when she was still quite comely and where she allowed herself to be photographed, freckles and all but I am not finding it on Google.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 13 May 2005 15:59 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.joancrawfordbest.com/470623_life01.jpg

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 13 May 2005 16:03 (nineteen years ago) link

Lindsay Lohan would look so cute saying "NO WIRE HANGERS EVER!"

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 13 May 2005 16:14 (nineteen years ago) link

It's much earlier than that, luna.

xpost

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 13 May 2005 16:15 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.joancrawfordbest.com/31_14.htm

Again, this isn't the photo, I'm thinking of but it shows how freckly she could be.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 13 May 2005 16:19 (nineteen years ago) link

i don't think that photo of her upthread with nicole ritchie is photoshopped

http://www.superiorpics.com/ubbthreads/showflat.php/Cat/0/Number/936767/an/0/page/0#936767

and i don't think it's healthy

http://img65.echo.cx/img65/2519/lilo1vs.jpg

― [that bastard] jaxon (jaxon), Friday, 13 May 2005 16:34 (nineteen years ago) link

It sounds like she knows what's up.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 13 May 2005 16:38 (nineteen years ago) link

Possibly.

Anyway, can we talk about Matt Dillon's beer gut now?

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 13 May 2005 16:39 (nineteen years ago) link

where do you get scans of teen vogue articles on demand? i'm so bad at the internet.

― g e o f f (gcannon), Friday, 13 May 2005 16:42 (nineteen years ago) link

Matt Dillon does NOT have a beergut! YOU LIE!

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 13 May 2005 16:43 (nineteen years ago) link

anyway, i'll bet the secret hero will be the meathead brother guy, who was also in the garfield movie. i mean, what a fucking trooper.

― g e o f f (gcannon), Friday, 13 May 2005 16:43 (nineteen years ago) link

Yikes, some of those pictures do look bad. The thing is, I saw Nicole Richie in person a month ago maybe and she didn't look like that at all. What is up with LL's shoes???

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 13 May 2005 16:47 (nineteen years ago) link

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