― Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 17:34 (twenty-one years ago)
her single.
― stockholm cindy's secret childhood (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 17:35 (twenty-one years ago)
DUD.
OK, Screwed is kinda catchy...
― Tantrum (Tantrum The Cat), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 17:36 (twenty-one years ago)
― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 17:37 (twenty-one years ago)
― Sébastien Chikara (Sébastien Chikara), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 17:37 (twenty-one years ago)
― latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 17:38 (twenty-one years ago)
― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 17:39 (twenty-one years ago)
― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 17:42 (twenty-one years ago)
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 17:43 (twenty-one years ago)
― f--gg (gcannon), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 17:46 (twenty-one years ago)
― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 18:00 (twenty-one years ago)
― The Obligatory Sourpuss (Begs2Differ), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 18:02 (twenty-one years ago)
― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 18:02 (twenty-one years ago)
― jay blanchard (jay blanchard), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 18:03 (twenty-one years ago)
― C-Man (C-Man), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 18:05 (twenty-one years ago)
― Leon the Fatboy (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 18:06 (twenty-one years ago)
― Holly (an appletross), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 18:07 (twenty-one years ago)
Good grief, you are absolutely correct!
― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 18:09 (twenty-one years ago)
― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 18:10 (twenty-one years ago)
― peter smith (plsmith), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 18:19 (twenty-one years ago)
― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 18:20 (twenty-one years ago)
― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 18:24 (twenty-one years ago)
― Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 18:27 (twenty-one years ago)
― peter smith (plsmith), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 18:27 (twenty-one years ago)
um. ok. maybe i should personally address those feelings.
― peter smith (plsmith), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 18:29 (twenty-one years ago)
― Maria D. (Maria D.), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 18:55 (twenty-one years ago)
― Maria D. (Maria D.), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 18:56 (twenty-one years ago)
― peter smith (plsmith), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 18:56 (twenty-one years ago)
dud.
― Remy (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 18:58 (twenty-one years ago)
― Kingfish MuffMiner 2049er (Kingfish), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 19:05 (twenty-one years ago)
― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 19:13 (twenty-one years ago)
― Kingfish MuffMiner 2049er (Kingfish), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 19:15 (twenty-one years ago)
xpst
― Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 19:17 (twenty-one years ago)
― Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 19:20 (twenty-one years ago)
― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 19:24 (twenty-one years ago)
― Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 19:25 (twenty-one years ago)
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 19:28 (twenty-one years ago)
― Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 19:29 (twenty-one years ago)
― Dan M. (OutDatWay), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 19:31 (twenty-one years ago)
― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 19:31 (twenty-one years ago)
― filling in for Spencer (nickalicious), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 19:33 (twenty-one years ago)
― not doing a very good job of filling in for Spencer (nickalicious), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 19:33 (twenty-one years ago)
― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 19:34 (twenty-one years ago)
― nickalicious must learn to read BEFORE he posts one of these days (nickalicious), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 19:35 (twenty-one years ago)
― Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 19:36 (twenty-one years ago)
Paris Hilton: I used to hate her passionately, but then I realized how silly it was to hate someone I'd never met. Plus, I read this surprisingly interesting profile of her back in the day, and she came off pretty mellow. I believe the author actually used the word "asexual" to characterize her behavior. She is also apparently a big pothead, which is a point in her favor.
But she fucked Shannen Doherty's sloppy seconds, so: DUD.
― sugarpants (sugarpants), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 19:36 (twenty-one years ago)
anyhow, i like paris hilton. she funny!
― phil-two (phil-two), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 19:44 (twenty-one years ago)
http://images.southparkstudios.com/media/images/812/812_image_17.jpg
― Kingfish MuffMiner 2049er (Kingfish), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 19:45 (twenty-one years ago)
― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 19:50 (twenty-one years ago)
OMG *dying* from that remark, nickn!
― Vuvuzilla (suzy), Friday, 2 July 2010 23:13 (fifteen years ago)
http://news.sky.com/sky-news/content/StaticFile/jpg/2010/Jul/Week1/15658668.jpg
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 2 July 2010 23:13 (fifteen years ago)
omg i love the detailing of what she was wearing in court
― so sick of the fucking V8 commercials (surm), Friday, 2 July 2010 23:36 (fifteen years ago)
haha I knew you would.
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 2 July 2010 23:38 (fifteen years ago)
lol it was so blunt
― so sick of the fucking V8 commercials (surm), Friday, 2 July 2010 23:48 (fifteen years ago)
nice pun, surm
― Matt Armstrong, Friday, 2 July 2010 23:52 (fifteen years ago)
how the hell do you get busted for pot at a soccer match anyway. Did they have drug sniffing dogs?
Update from bbc news
A South African court has dropped drugs charges against US socialite Paris Hilton after her arrest at a World Cup game.Ms Hilton was arrested in Port Elizabeth after the Netherlands' defeat of Brazil in the quarter-finals of the tournament.She appeared at a special court on Friday evening.A friend of Ms Hilton with her at the stadium was found guilty of marijuana possession, her publicist said.Ms Hilton's friend was sentenced to pay a fine or spend 30 days in jail, it was reported.Ms Hilton appeared in the court wearing a beige dress and a glittery necklace with her hair in two ponytails, a reporter said.In court she was addressed as "accused number 1".She thanked the court before leaving.'Misunderstanding'Her publicist told the Reuters news agency that she had been questioned by police but no charges had been brought."I can confirm that the incident was a complete misunderstanding and it was actually another person in the group who did it. The case has been dropped against Paris and no charges will be made," Ms Hilton's spokeswoman said.After her release she posted a note on the social networking site Twitter saying: "I was assisting the police with the investigation and answering their questions."Ms Hilton is the great-granddaughter of the founder of the Hilton hotel chain.In 2007 a US court sentenced her to 45 days in prison for drunk and reckless driving.After serving 25 days in jail she told US talk show host Larry King that she had re-evaluated her life and wanted to do more charity work and less partying.
Ms Hilton was arrested in Port Elizabeth after the Netherlands' defeat of Brazil in the quarter-finals of the tournament.
She appeared at a special court on Friday evening.
A friend of Ms Hilton with her at the stadium was found guilty of marijuana possession, her publicist said.
Ms Hilton's friend was sentenced to pay a fine or spend 30 days in jail, it was reported.
Ms Hilton appeared in the court wearing a beige dress and a glittery necklace with her hair in two ponytails, a reporter said.
In court she was addressed as "accused number 1".
She thanked the court before leaving.'Misunderstanding'
Her publicist told the Reuters news agency that she had been questioned by police but no charges had been brought.
"I can confirm that the incident was a complete misunderstanding and it was actually another person in the group who did it. The case has been dropped against Paris and no charges will be made," Ms Hilton's spokeswoman said.
After her release she posted a note on the social networking site Twitter saying: "I was assisting the police with the investigation and answering their questions."
Ms Hilton is the great-granddaughter of the founder of the Hilton hotel chain.
In 2007 a US court sentenced her to 45 days in prison for drunk and reckless driving.
After serving 25 days in jail she told US talk show host Larry King that she had re-evaluated her life and wanted to do more charity work and less partying.
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Saturday, 3 July 2010 00:25 (fifteen years ago)
I can confirm that the incident was a complete misunderstanding and it was actually another person in the group who did it.
Anyone believe that's what happened?
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Saturday, 3 July 2010 00:26 (fifteen years ago)
Is this still her spokesman/publicist?
http://img121.imageshack.us/img121/9982/elliottmintz.jpg
― svend, Saturday, 3 July 2010 00:32 (fifteen years ago)
She appeared at a special court is the kind of vague description that tends to jump out at me. How intriguing!
― StanM, Saturday, 3 July 2010 04:30 (fifteen years ago)
well she did get special treatment didn't she? ;)
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Saturday, 3 July 2010 12:40 (fifteen years ago)
paris hilton pulls a p-diddy
― The Beatles are not pizza!!! (Eisbaer), Monday, 5 July 2010 04:44 (fifteen years ago)
Paris Hilton has been arrested after she was caught with cannabis in her handbag by customs officials, say reports.The 29-year-old had just arrived at Figari airport in Corsica on a private jet from Paris, police sources told AFP.Officers found less than 1g of cannabis in her handbag, and released her soon afterwards without charge.It comes two weeks after she was arrested for drugs during a World Cup match in South Africa.Police told the local newspaper Corse Matin: "Ms Hilton was taken aside as she landed at Figari."She was searched in a secure area of the airport police station and an amount of cannabis that weighed less than a gramme, was found in her handbag."Due to the small amount of the substance, she was cautioned to not travel with drugs then released within an hour with no criminal charges."The drug was confiscated and destroyed."Hilton was then due to travel by yacht to the upmarket resort of Porto Cervo in Sardinia.The socialite had posted pictures of her luxury flight from Paris on her Twitter account.One picture shows the hotel heiress reclining on a double bed.
The 29-year-old had just arrived at Figari airport in Corsica on a private jet from Paris, police sources told AFP.
Officers found less than 1g of cannabis in her handbag, and released her soon afterwards without charge.
It comes two weeks after she was arrested for drugs during a World Cup match in South Africa.
Police told the local newspaper Corse Matin: "Ms Hilton was taken aside as she landed at Figari.
"She was searched in a secure area of the airport police station and an amount of cannabis that weighed less than a gramme, was found in her handbag.
"Due to the small amount of the substance, she was cautioned to not travel with drugs then released within an hour with no criminal charges.
"The drug was confiscated and destroyed."Hilton was then due to travel by yacht to the upmarket resort of Porto Cervo in Sardinia.
The socialite had posted pictures of her luxury flight from Paris on her Twitter account.
One picture shows the hotel heiress reclining on a double bed.
one law for the rich..
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 18 July 2010 04:07 (fifteen years ago)
for surmounter here is that pichttp://news.sky.com/sky-news/content/StaticFile/jpg/2010/Jul/Week3/15666608.jpg
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 18 July 2010 04:08 (fifteen years ago)
Paris gives weed a bad rep. bitch taints everything she touches.
― The Beatles are not pizza!!! (Eisbaer), Sunday, 18 July 2010 04:13 (fifteen years ago)
she really doesn't seem like a pot smoker to me. weird.
― 156, Sunday, 18 July 2010 04:29 (fifteen years ago)
is she dead yet
-- Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 20:55 (1 hour ago) Link
― Ein kluges Äpfelchen (Eisbaer), Friday, February 6, 2009 4:20 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― joyless kunt who afaik contributes nothing but toothless mockery (Eisbaer), Friday, 1 April 2011 04:53 (fifteen years ago)
Paris Hilton: Gay men have AIDS, are gross
― the most astonishing writer on ilx (roxymuzak), Thursday, 20 September 2012 15:58 (thirteen years ago)
it must suck to be so infamous that ppl basically take every opportunity to make you look like a horrible person
― cake-like Lady Gaga (DJP), Thursday, 20 September 2012 16:06 (thirteen years ago)
hi paris please die of aids
― clouds, Thursday, 20 September 2012 16:13 (thirteen years ago)
of course the flipside is that Paris appears for all intents and purposes to be a uniquely horrible person so I guess this all comes out in the wash
― cake-like Lady Gaga (DJP), Thursday, 20 September 2012 16:14 (thirteen years ago)
wow she stayed out of the news long enough
― akm, Thursday, 20 September 2012 16:21 (thirteen years ago)
I bet she still cut out the article, stuck it on her pink fluffy wall and smirked "See I am FAMOUS!"
― Nathalie (stevienixed), Friday, 21 September 2012 10:32 (thirteen years ago)
huge lols at paris' initial "i was having a serious conversation about health issues in the gay community" excuse.
― omar little, Friday, 21 September 2012 20:20 (thirteen years ago)
taxi drivers, doing god's work
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 21 September 2012 20:26 (thirteen years ago)
at least it's not the opposite
― nostormo, Friday, 21 September 2012 20:28 (thirteen years ago)
god drivers, doing taxi work?
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 21 September 2012 20:30 (thirteen years ago)
god's doing taxi driving
― nostormo, Friday, 21 September 2012 20:34 (thirteen years ago)
Cannes: Paris Hilton Cried Watching Bling Ring "It's so violating."
― turds (Hungry4Ass), Friday, 17 May 2013 17:29 (thirteen years ago)
... then why did she go watch it
― AMERICA IS ABOUT RESSLING (DJP), Friday, 17 May 2013 17:29 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.vulture.com/2013/05/cannes-paris-hilton-cried-watching-bling-ring.html
There was one upside to watching the movie, though. "I designed everything in the house, so it was really cool to see it on film," she said. It shows: Hilton's house is a tribute to Hilton herself, and as the celebrity-obsessed Bling Ringers raid her walk-in shoe closet and party in her "nightclub room," Hilton's limpid face stares back at them, emblazoned on all the pillows, artwork, and walls. "That house is like my dream house," she told me. "I worked so hard on every detail."
I asked Hilton whether seeing the movie from the kids' perspective makes her feel at all sympathetic to the real-life ringleaders, played in the movie by newcomers Israel Broussard and Katie Chang. "No way!" Hilton said. "Well, I actually kinda felt bad for the guy, because I feel like he didn't want to steal the clothes and all that stuff, really. He just wanted to be cool and fit in with that girl. So I mostly blame the main girl. I don't know her name. But her."
A man approached the heiress with his iPhone out. "Paris, you sexy bitch!" he shouted. "Are we taking a selfie or what?"
"Yeah, bitch," she replied. They leaned in close and posed.
― turds (Hungry4Ass), Friday, 17 May 2013 17:30 (thirteen years ago)
"Are we taking a selfie or what?"
fyi if I ever unironically say this sentence, I would hope my ILX friends would hunt me down and kill me
― AMERICA IS ABOUT RESSLING (DJP), Friday, 17 May 2013 17:49 (thirteen years ago)
taking a selfie vs doing a solid
― four Marxes plus four Obamas plus four Bin Ladens (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 17 May 2013 17:51 (thirteen years ago)
doing a selfie vs taking a solid
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 17 May 2013 18:04 (thirteen years ago)
selfing a sold vs taking a doer
― lipitor retriever (brownie), Friday, 17 May 2013 18:07 (thirteen years ago)