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hmm, I may be mistooken, but Tony Hawk definitely place a cop

― chris (chris), Monday, 14 October 2002 10:32 (twenty-three years ago)

I love Jackass, I didn't know they were doing a movie. I won't be able to see it at the cinema though because it makes me laugh too much and then I have coughing fits and I don't want to lose all dignity in public, even if is dark public. It takes me about 5 days to recover from watching each episode.

― toraneko (toraneko), Monday, 14 October 2002 11:36 (twenty-three years ago)

did anybody see the x-files episode where there was a fake jackass? they called it dumbass and some guy on it had his skull collapse in because flies ate his brain at a fantastic rate...
i'd never really watched the x-files - has it always been so comedy?!

― minna (minna), Monday, 14 October 2002 11:45 (twenty-three years ago)

This will be the greatest thing in history. I'm assured of it. Jonny Knoxville is the only man who can challenge Steve Irwin for the title of "Greatest Human Alive"

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 14 October 2002 11:45 (twenty-three years ago)

Minna: Yes.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 14 October 2002 13:19 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm dying for this academy award winna. My wife is morally opposed. Tough Rocks, Im going.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Monday, 14 October 2002 13:25 (twenty-three years ago)

two years pass...

The movie never gets old, does it?

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Monday, 18 July 2005 02:31 (twenty years ago)

The yellow snow-cone scene almost made me barf.

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Monday, 18 July 2005 02:38 (twenty years ago)

The only bad scene is where one of them takes a dump in the demonstration toilet. Someone had to clean that up, yuck.

I've never really seen the TV show (half an ep here and there) or the CKY videos, which should come next?

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Monday, 18 July 2005 02:40 (twenty years ago)

there is a fabulous gay porn out called spunked that unsublimates the totatlly hot homoeroticism of the knoxville.

― anthony easton (anthony), Monday, 18 July 2005 03:22 (twenty years ago)

does anybody else find it funny that it was A Nairn who started this thread?

― kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 18 July 2005 03:29 (twenty years ago)

the shorter the bits are in this the better. none of them are bad bad but yeah the toilet, the old ppl, the toy truck up the guy's ass, ehhh. the 12-sec one of the guy trampolining into a ceiling fan is one of the most amazing things i've ever seen.

― demonlolver (gcannon), Monday, 18 July 2005 03:38 (twenty years ago)

my fave is still the guys falling out of the ceiling on the "failed jewel heist" thing. I was crying due to laughing so hard.

as my normally stoic roommate said of the movie at the time: "Best $8 i spent all year."

― kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 18 July 2005 03:39 (twenty years ago)

nine months pass...

http://www.rainbowcruiselines.com/

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 13:04 (twenty years ago)

three months pass...

Ready for number two? (This and the Borat movie are my sis's two favorite movies to look forward to for fall, bless her heart.)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 8 September 2006 14:45 (nineteen years ago)

'jackass 1' was weak-ass.

― a rapper singing about hos and bitches and money (Enrique), Friday, 8 September 2006 14:46 (nineteen years ago)

SO EXCITED! (shall you be a bit patronizing to me too Ned?)

Watched a making of on MTV last night.Much lamentation on how hard it is to pull pranks now b/c of their recognizibility. Also, Bam was made to cry. haw!

― Sam: Screwed and Chopped (Molly Jones), Friday, 8 September 2006 14:47 (nineteen years ago)

Jonny Knoxville is the only man who can challenge Steve Irwin for the title of "Greatest Human Alive"

-- Dom Passantino (killallgoth...), October 14th, 2002.

Now he reigns alone?

shall you be a bit patronizing to me too Ned?

I wasn't being patronizing! I *love* the fact that those are her two favorite movies to look forward to! :-)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 8 September 2006 14:48 (nineteen years ago)

ech, still patronizing...

― a rapper singing about hos and bitches and money (Enrique), Friday, 8 September 2006 14:50 (nineteen years ago)

:-(

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 8 September 2006 14:51 (nineteen years ago)

i still love you, Ned.

― teh_kit is a pantomime villain! (g-kit), Friday, 8 September 2006 14:51 (nineteen years ago)

jackass 1 was of of the greatest ever, a true contender, genius etc.

i feel genuinely bad for those who cannot, for whatever reason (childhood bed wetting trauma, republicanism, overly conceptual mindstate), enjoy it.

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Friday, 8 September 2006 14:52 (nineteen years ago)

There is hope yet, Mr. Kit.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 8 September 2006 14:52 (nineteen years ago)

news of a 2nd Jackass movie reminds me that there is ALWAYS hope, Ned.

― teh_kit is a pantomime villain! (g-kit), Friday, 8 September 2006 14:53 (nineteen years ago)

i feel genuinely bad for those who cannot, for whatever reason (childhood bed wetting trauma, republicanism, overly conceptual mindstate), enjoy it.

misfire, chief. nothing agin This Sort Of Thing in general, just execution (also the guys are hard to like).

― a rapper singing about hos and bitches and money (Enrique), Friday, 8 September 2006 14:54 (nineteen years ago)

i feel genuinely bad for those who cannot, for whatever reason, enjoy it.

i've never understood that, either. it must be pretty awful. especially people who watch it, but then look away/cover their face during the painful/gross out bits.
why are you watching it at all!?
i watched that episode where they sit there drinking a gallon of milk because i knew they'd spew it up again, not because i like watching people drink milk.
TEH MIND, IT DOES BOGGLE.

― teh_kit is a pantomime villain! (g-kit), Friday, 8 September 2006 14:57 (nineteen years ago)

what do you people think of 'dirty sanchez'?

― a rapper singing about hos and bitches and money (Enrique), Friday, 8 September 2006 14:58 (nineteen years ago)

i always thought it really funny that the Onion AV Club sent their only female critic to review the flick, who had absolutely no idea how to process it. It's like the editors realized that the movie was critic-proof, so they figured they have a bit of fun by sending the chick reviewer to see it.

― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 8 September 2006 14:58 (nineteen years ago)

(...and I'M patronizing?)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 8 September 2006 14:59 (nineteen years ago)

what do you people think of 'dirty sanchez'?

Absolutely dire. I never saw the movie but I used to love "Jackass"!

― One Man's Mede Is Another Man's Persian (Dada), Friday, 8 September 2006 15:00 (nineteen years ago)

what do you people think of 'dirty sanchez'?

You know when the Mayor of Morecambe said he wanted his town to be the British Las Vegas?

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 8 September 2006 15:01 (nineteen years ago)

misfire, chief. nothing agin This Sort Of Thing in general, just execution (also the guys are hard to like).

sorry didn't mean to be mean - it's just that that movie is exuberant joy personified in all its fucked up, brilliant vicissitudes.

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Friday, 8 September 2006 15:01 (nineteen years ago)

The difference between Jackass and Dirty Sanchez is that the only "entertainment" value in DS comes from them hurting themselves, it's like a skateboarding video writ large. In Jackass, the stuff is funny even if they don't get injured. I'd give examples but, y'know.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 8 September 2006 15:02 (nineteen years ago)

skating around tokyo in filthy panda suits to the delight of the locals?

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Friday, 8 September 2006 15:05 (nineteen years ago)

Perfectly example. The Bounty Hunter skit as well, which is probably the funniest thing they ever did.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 8 September 2006 15:08 (nineteen years ago)

Dudes, lay off Ned. He is not being patronizing, his favorite movie is the Lord Of The Rings for christ aloud! His sister probably* holds his choices in an equally rubber-gloved manner.

*my conjecture

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Friday, 8 September 2006 15:16 (nineteen years ago)

Hehe. Actually we agree on a lot. (Besides, I'm looking forward to the Borat movie too fer Chrissakes!)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 8 September 2006 15:17 (nineteen years ago)

i rate bam margera wants to know why Bam was made to cry plzzzzzzzz !!!

― funny ringtones (funny ringtones), Friday, 8 September 2006 15:22 (nineteen years ago)

Ned, I tease. I just didn't want to fall prey to the big brotherly vibe.

the guys are hard to like

If only I had this problem.

re: Bam tears - he fears teh snakes and was locked in a pen with a King Cobra. Dastardly. Most of the special I watched last night was the guys complaining about how evil and cruel their director(jeff tremaine) is. Apparantly with the fame all they are left with is pain-inducing stunts on each other and dressing up as old folx.

― Sam: Screwed and Chopped (Molly Jones), Friday, 8 September 2006 15:40 (nineteen years ago)

Ned, I tease. I just didn't want to fall prey to the big brotherly vibe.

:-)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 8 September 2006 15:42 (nineteen years ago)

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/paramount_pictures/jackass__number_two/jackassnumbertwo_helmetposter.jpg

― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Saturday, 9 September 2006 00:32 (nineteen years ago)

they just came out with the 'unrated' DVD of Teh Movie, but I can't tell if the movie itself has been edited, or if it's just the extra half-hour of outtakes.

― milo z (mlp), Saturday, 9 September 2006 01:34 (nineteen years ago)

Is Brad still allowed to play? Would Angelina approve?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6hB3mPeK4A

― milo z (mlp), Saturday, 9 September 2006 01:43 (nineteen years ago)

can we still imbed videos?

― milo z (mlp), Saturday, 9 September 2006 01:49 (nineteen years ago)

Guess not.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NskNnt9Davs

― milo z (mlp), Saturday, 9 September 2006 01:50 (nineteen years ago)

horrifying
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cN3HQhnbq_I

― milo z (mlp), Saturday, 9 September 2006 01:54 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha the brad pitt "abduction"

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, 9 September 2006 02:35 (nineteen years ago)

From the NY Times review, where they usually reveal why it got a rating ("Strong Sexual Content, Drug Use")

“Jackass Number Two” is rated R (Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult guardian). Things you can’t even imagine.

― milo z (mlp), Friday, 22 September 2006 00:33 (nineteen years ago)

haha. have tix for tomorrow. can't wait.

― Sam: Screwed and Chopped (Molly Jones), Friday, 22 September 2006 15:17 (nineteen years ago)

Knoxville and Jeff Tremaine are interviewed in the Onion this week

― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 22 September 2006 15:33 (nineteen years ago)

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golfers aren’t people

It's ok to punch up

― Vinnie, Thursday, 22 July 2021 00:23 (four years ago)

But I think I am probably underestimating the number of pranks they pull on strangers. Maybe it's better to say they save their worst stuff for each other

― Vinnie, Thursday, 22 July 2021 00:32 (four years ago)

i have bursitis

― a (waterface), Thursday, 22 July 2021 11:52 (four years ago)

I've showed my kids a couple of clips here and there and they just don't really get it. I've gotta assume a steady diet of tik tok et al has innured them to some of it's charms. At the same time, there are some Jackass gross eating gags I just don't think I can stomach anymore. Downing freshly expressed horse semen? Eating a vomit omelette? I dunno, man ...

― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 22 July 2021 12:16 (four years ago)

I don't remember if they're from the show or the movies but I can't watch the fishhook or paper cut sketches

― Vinnie, Thursday, 22 July 2021 13:05 (four years ago)

yeah the paper cut bit is by far the most upsetting one for me, have never been able to watch it.

thats interesting about your kids josh. never thought of it that way but i guess that raw skate video clip look that felt so fresh and exciting at the time (no host, no sets, not plot, no point) is the dominant format of online video now & must not look special at all to young eyes.

― nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Thursday, 22 July 2021 13:23 (four years ago)

first time I saw the first movie was in high school with like 15 other people, literally no one could watch the papercut scene. its annoying but I guess that's part of their thing, it's not Jackass if they can't freak out the entire audience

― frogbs, Thursday, 22 July 2021 13:53 (four years ago)

Mentioned before, but a hunk of the Jackass crew was maybe two years younger than me at my high school. Lots of the show and movies feature destruction of/at sites in and around my home town. Couple of the jackasses bullied my younger sister so bad (I was gone by then, iirc) she left school early.

― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 22 July 2021 13:59 (four years ago)

first time I saw the first movie was in high school with like 15 other people, literally no one could watch the papercut scene.

Because it's a lot more relatable than some of the other stuff. Croquet ball in the nuts? A rare experience. Savage paper cut from a manila envelope? We've all felt that pain.

― but also fuck you (unperson), Thursday, 22 July 2021 14:41 (four years ago)

i will totally go see this and i apologize for nothing

― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Thursday, 22 July 2021 15:26 (four years ago)

wow josh i must have missed that whenever you talked about it - does the stuff w/your sister spoil your enjoyment of it at all?

― nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Thursday, 22 July 2021 15:33 (four years ago)

Couple of the jackasses bullied my younger sister so bad (I was gone by then, iirc) she left school early.

I feel like Knoxville and Steve-O are probably good guys. The rest all seem like people you would not want to know IRL

― Number None, Thursday, 22 July 2021 16:44 (four years ago)

bam obviously has his demons but seems like a totally shithead

― 《Myst1kOblivi0n》 (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 22 July 2021 16:56 (four years ago)

definitely watching this in the theatre after ripping a bifter outside

― 《Myst1kOblivi0n》 (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 22 July 2021 16:57 (four years ago)

i love that Steve-O was a full-on Deadhead

― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 22 July 2021 17:03 (four years ago)

or idk, “is” still probably

― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 22 July 2021 17:04 (four years ago)

I am so excited for this movie. Hope Wee Man gets a decent amount of screen time. I rewatched two of these recently and honestly I think my favourite scene was him not getting that the chair was electric and that he was convinced they had a secret card throwing machine.

― a hoy hoy, Thursday, 22 July 2021 17:10 (four years ago)

the Looney Tunes fake background painting thing <3

― a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 22 July 2021 17:14 (four years ago)

oh god wee man & the card throwing 😂😂😂
fuck that was funny

― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 22 July 2021 17:18 (four years ago)

I can't even remember the last time I was actually "excited" and "anticipating" a piece of media

― bruce spr!ngisH3r3 on broadway (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 22 July 2021 17:21 (four years ago)

i rewatched 1 the other day and laughed hardest when rip taylor randomly showed up, i had totally forgotten about that.

― nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Thursday, 22 July 2021 17:26 (four years ago)

i love how knoxville (i assume stuff like that is all knoxville) is so into & amused by old time classic hollywood/showbiz stuff like that

― nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Thursday, 22 July 2021 17:28 (four years ago)

otm

― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 22 July 2021 20:00 (four years ago)

JK is clearly a buster keaton devotee, one of the reasons I love his bits so much is how cinematic his version of jackassian showmanship tends to be

― Clay, Thursday, 22 July 2021 20:07 (four years ago)

"I was Lon Cheney's lover."

― Chris L, Thursday, 22 July 2021 20:14 (four years ago)

also helps that he’s a diehard Evel Knievel fan too

― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 22 July 2021 20:17 (four years ago)

four years pass...

Back for one last attack

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNwzFhGwA94

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 27 April 2026 16:02 (one month ago)

I'm all in, but why so many archive clips in the trailer? I think I read that there would be archive Bam, to get around the bad blood, but seemed like a lot of old stuff I recognized in there, too.

― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 27 April 2026 16:34 (one month ago)

I think a lot of it is going to be Greatest Hits

― EsBeeKid (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 27 April 2026 16:36 (one month ago)

the title might be a hint at that, whenever they get around to revealing it

― uploading this content requires perseveration (sic), Monday, 27 April 2026 17:25 (one month ago)

tangentially related to this revive, also bcuz i don't know where to post about this on ILX -- did anyone see the movie The Piano Accident (2025) starring Adèle Exarchopoulos? not to give away too much but the lead character and conceit of the film is inspired by 'jackass' -- and i mean that literally, in flashbacks we see the lead as a young girl watching 'jackass' episodes w/ her father. it's more of a satire of mr. beast core but also touches on something real about 'jackass' culture that i haven't seen woven into the plot of a fictional film, great movie and Adéle is incredible, i think johnny knoxville would be proud

― slob wizard (J0rdan S.), Monday, 27 April 2026 17:32 (one month ago)

Odds n Sods movie gunna be, huh

― Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Monday, 27 April 2026 20:18 (one month ago)

one thing that always blows my mind about this show is that only 25 episodes were ever made, if I had to guess I would've said like 70

― frogbs, Monday, 27 April 2026 22:26 (one month ago)

Seems odd to me that they've replaced Johnny Knoxville with Nick Lowe

― Hideous Lump, Monday, 27 April 2026 22:29 (one month ago)

what do you think "I Love the Sound of Breaking Glass" is about

― frogbs, Monday, 27 April 2026 22:31 (one month ago)

Or Timothy Olyphant.

― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 27 April 2026 22:32 (one month ago)

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