ATTN: Copyeditors and Grammar Fiends

whoa
i'm pretty tired so this is kind of blowing my mind
what if one of the couches is in 1950 and we accidently got sent back in time and no i am not going to make the joke i was about to make

so what do you call a choice btwn to things then?

two things

tracer, 'choice' has two meanings there:

1) 'choice' meaning 'a decision'
2) 'choice' meaning 'an option' (out of several)

so you can make a choice between two choices

what i am saying is that the second definition is specious

a choice between two things is a choice, not two choices

1: the act of choosing : selection <finding it hard to make a choice>
2: power of choosing : option <you have no choice>
3 a: the best part : cream b: a person or thing chosen <she was their first choice>
4: a number and variety to choose among <a plan with a wide choice of options>
5: care in selecting
6: a grade of meat between prime and good

besides "a choice of two choices" would never be said, because it highlights exactly the weird slippage that bothers me so

ohhh

when the choice (as in 4) still exists - i.e. you have a choice between the white couch and the blue couch - they have NOT BEEN CHOSEN YET, therefore are not eligible for defn 3b!

The OED has an 1871 citation for this meaning (which is still pretty recent in the history of the word, obviously, but less so than I'd begun to think from enjoying the righteous disdain of your posts).

Surprised to see that the sense of "the preferable part of anything, the 'pick', 'flower', élite" is so much older (1494 citation).

I had never thought about this. Maybe it springs from people saying "Good choice!", which originally meant "Good decision", but slipped in people's minds and became attached to the actual thing they chose.

Now I'm thinking about it, the OED says, "8. An ALTERNATIVE: used both in the exact and the loose senses of that word, i.e. of the terms between which one may choose, or a term which may be chosen."

"Used" seems somewhat redundant in a dictionary, and then there's "loose"; "well, we must be descriptivist, but darling, isn't it vulgar?"

"when the choice (as in 4) still exists - i.e. you have a choice between the white couch and the blue couch - they have NOT BEEN CHOSEN YET, therefore are not eligible for defn 3b!"

you can talk about them as potential choices.

i.e. "that might make a good choice" yes; "which choice should we go for" no

ahh ok now i am with you

high fives all around!

Hmm, I don't know about that. "You have two choices: you can either do x or do y." Is that use of "choice" wrong there, since the choice has yet to be taken? And yet it sounds OK to me...

But you hear old posh waiters in bowties saying "Excellent choice, sir," and if anyone would know the correct usage, they would.

yes Zelda i'm saying that is wrong - you have ONE choice: you can do either x or y - that is the choice in front of you

which is backed up by the common expression "i've got no choice" i.e. "i only have ONE option"

Not entirely convinced. My Shorter Oxford has as definition no. 3: "That which is chosen or to be chosen." That fits with "you have 2 choices: x or y". "You have one choice: x or y" doesn't sound right to me, it would have to be "you have a choice between x and y."

But you hear old posh waiters in bowties saying "Excellent choice, sir," and if anyone would know the correct usage, they would.

I don't think Tracer would have any problem with that. The choice (ie. decision) they made was exellent.

I hate the compulsion I feel to correct my typos on this thread.

"fingerfuck" or "finger-fuck"?

First one noun, second one verb.

Maybe both ways one word. Depends on your mood.

"fingerfoc"

http://www.discogs.com/release/130054

I don't think Tracer would have any problem with that. The choice (ie. decision) they made was exellent.

Ah, I think I get it now.

Obviously the heading "When and what is at risk?" is no good but what would be an elegant rewrite?

'what is at risk, and when?' is grammatiwockle, but maybe not elegant. if it's just a heading, why not just 'what is at risk?'

the 'when' part is kind of implied i think (immediacy being part of the overall risk).

SEZ U

ok how bout just "OMG RISKS?!!?!"

^^^^^^^ THAT

(the nyt has used both OMG and LOL in headlines in recent months, even though i can't find any mention of them in the style book)

Unrelated editing and life-in-general note: I hate the phrase

equal opportunity offender

because it is meaningless and stupid and lame and the underlying concept is basically bullshit.

(also because, in this case, it's missing a hyphen)

yes and it's generally deployed in defense of some asshole's assholishness. sometimes seen in the company of "not worried about political correctness."

Tracer, I'm with you on the choice thing - it's bugged me for ages.

I know we've had this before: "A panel of experts answer your questions..."

answers, collectively, right?

"A panel ... answers" is correct, but this is one of those past-arguing points of slippage where it's doubtful anyone would get on you about the other.

It should be "a panel of expert's answer you're questions"

This is tricky because the experts are presumably answering the questions separately, not as a unified panel (as opposed to, e.g., "A panel of experts reaches an agreement") -- but I'd still argue pretty fiercely for "answers" because there's no way you can read the subject of that sentence as anything other than "panel."

*sigh* slippage...

I think "a panel of experts answer your questions" is acceptable in the same way that "a number of people are coming". I mean, logically it should be "is coming", but no one is going to ever say/write that, are they?

but no one is going to ever say/write that, are they?

Or perhaps, "is he or she?"

but it's different (only in degrees, I admit) bcz those ppl ARE coming separately, for (near) certain.

so I am, as ever, querying.

(a number of) people are coming (from all over the place).

a number (of people) is coming (from the same place).

this is wildly pernickety, no?

actually it's not. we're talking about two different kinds of subjects, collective singular and collective plural. the "panel of experts" is acting as a collective singular, because it is the panel itself that will answer questions (there's no guarantee that any given member of the panel will answer any given question, and the q&a session will be conducted jointly and simultaneously by all the members of the panel). the "number of people" are acting individually as morbius notes, and so it makes more sense to give them the plural verb. (the confusion there is created by the "a number of" construction, but if you sub that out for, say, "several," the essentially plural nature of the subject becomes clear.)

but you can sub in "several" in the other case as well: several experts [sitting at a panel] will be answering questions. what's the difference?

A lot of people is thinking this is a bit silly.

do you come all over the place separately, or together - it is a question that has plagued mankind for millenia