Burn, Nic Cage, Burn!

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Bees? That's how this one ends? With bees? BEES?

DON'T SPOIL THE "SHOCKING" ENDING!!!!!!!!

Edward III (edward iii), Monday, 8 January 2007 15:57 (nineteen years ago)

"listen man, i'm havin a REALLY bad day, okay??"

Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Monday, 8 January 2007 15:59 (nineteen years ago)

HAHAHAHA my god! That "how'dit get burned!!!???" bit, wtf.

Pashmina (Pashmina), Monday, 8 January 2007 16:00 (nineteen years ago)

I should mention that I DID NOT DEFILE/MAIM the Wicker Man feet -- I merely visited the feet that someone else maimed/defiled.

The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Monday, 8 January 2007 16:16 (nineteen years ago)

Does he die at the end of this version? (I can't imagine anyone on this thread will be too concerned about spoilers)

chap (chap), Monday, 8 January 2007 16:19 (nineteen years ago)

Ethan's fat bees are having their revenge!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 8 January 2007 16:20 (nineteen years ago)

I would love to think that Ethan has started a cult dedicated to killing people with belly button rings or lame music writers with bees.

N.i.c.o.l.e (Ex Leon), Monday, 8 January 2007 16:48 (nineteen years ago)

That "Murder! Murder! You'll all be guilty!!" bit is reminiscent of Mugatu's "I've been taking crazy pills!!" bit near the end of "Zoolander".

Pashmina (Pashmina), Monday, 8 January 2007 16:48 (nineteen years ago)

http://i14.tinypic.com/470do3t.gif

StanM (StanM), Monday, 15 January 2007 00:21 (nineteen years ago)

(amateur lipreader interpretation: "Not my ass, my ass, yeah!")

StanM (StanM), Monday, 15 January 2007 00:23 (nineteen years ago)

Oops, spoiler, I guess. Sorry.

StanM (StanM), Monday, 15 January 2007 00:24 (nineteen years ago)

two weeks pass...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v719/gofugyourself/GFY112005/73140235.jpg

rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 21:57 (nineteen years ago)

ROFLZ

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 21:59 (nineteen years ago)

haha when did he turn into Tom Hanks

Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 21:59 (nineteen years ago)

It looks like Tony Clifton's head is trying to hide behind him.

Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 22:03 (nineteen years ago)

beeeeeeez

kingfish moose tracks (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 22:07 (nineteen years ago)

Can we turn this thread into talking about Ghost Rider, then?

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 22:08 (nineteen years ago)

yes

UART variations (ex machina), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 22:09 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.lasplash.com/artman/uploads/hundred_stars_06.jpg

roger goodell (gear), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 22:11 (nineteen years ago)

gah! wtf is that?!

kingfish moose tracks (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 22:13 (nineteen years ago)

ghost ride the whip!

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 22:13 (nineteen years ago)

ihttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v719/gofugyourself/GFY112005/73140235.jpg
ihttp:/mishilo.image.pbase.comv3/65/76265/1/46315741.IMG_3669_1CCgenesimmons.jpg

darin (darin), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 00:32 (nineteen years ago)

kids these days...
img src is the way to roll

rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 00:41 (nineteen years ago)

Yea, ihttp hasn't been reliable in like 3 years?

UART variations (ex machina), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 00:52 (nineteen years ago)

How do you use the img src method to post images?

darin (darin), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 01:00 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/f/f3/Shoter.jpg

UART variations (ex machina), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 01:05 (nineteen years ago)

ihttp has always worked fine for me, maybe it's a mac thing.

chap (chap), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 01:08 (nineteen years ago)

hahahahahah

UART variations (ex machina), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 01:18 (nineteen years ago)

http://mishilo.image.pbase.com/v3/65/76265/1/46315741.IMG_3669_1CCgenesimmons.jpg

darin (darin), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 19:47 (nineteen years ago)

No longer funny nor relevant, but at least I finally figured out this img src business.

darin (darin), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 19:49 (nineteen years ago)

Maybe the world would be a safer place if you hadn't.

Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Thursday, 1 February 2007 02:00 (nineteen years ago)

Why was Jon laughing at me? (not offended, just nonplussed)

chap (chap), Thursday, 1 February 2007 02:02 (nineteen years ago)

http://forums.reebosak.net/images/smilies/emot-iiam.gif

roger goodell (gear), Thursday, 1 February 2007 02:03 (nineteen years ago)

so is this thing out this week or next?

thing they're going to do any advance screenings for critics?

kingfishy (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 8 February 2007 00:52 (nineteen years ago)

one month passes...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_mW8mBzmHo&mode=related&search=

Milton Parker, Thursday, 5 April 2007 01:04 (nineteen years ago)

nine months pass...

man i am so glad this movie exists, because a. it is hysterical and b. it just underscores how fucking awesome the original is

latebloomer, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 11:28 (eighteen years ago)

http://i14.tinypic.com/470do3t.gif

latebloomer, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 11:28 (eighteen years ago)

two months pass...

haha how shit is this film? seriously wtf omg etc.
how come it's not like FAMOUS bad like GIGLI, SWEPT AWAY, etc?
because it really IS that bad. and i HATE neil labute too.

pisces, Friday, 4 April 2008 18:46 (eighteen years ago)

how come it's not like FAMOUS bad like GIGLI, SWEPT AWAY, etc?

Who says it isn't?!?

Ned Raggett, Friday, 4 April 2008 18:50 (eighteen years ago)

one year passes...

How Nicolas Cage Spent His Way To The Poorhouse

l'homme moderne: il forniquait et lisait des journaux (Michael White), Friday, 20 November 2009 17:27 (sixteen years ago)

Daily Beast broke this a couple of weeks back:

http://www.thedailybeast.com/blogs-and-stories/2009-11-03/nicolas-cage-compulsive-spender/

Ned Raggett, Friday, 20 November 2009 17:30 (sixteen years ago)

Shadenfreude

l'homme moderne: il forniquait et lisait des journaux (Michael White), Friday, 20 November 2009 17:40 (sixteen years ago)

Oops, I can neither spell nor c.

l'homme moderne: il forniquait et lisait des journaux (Michael White), Friday, 20 November 2009 17:40 (sixteen years ago)

i liked the manohla dargis piece:

What makes Mr. Cage such an unusual screen presence and an even more atypical movie star is that he’s habitually very good and very bad from movie to movie, and sometimes scene to scene in a single film. Unlike most movie stars, whose stardom is partly predicated on a recognizable, coherent, stable persona and the ability to deliver a similarly coherent, stable performance — George Clooney almost always delivers a George Clooney-worthy turn, no matter how goofy the mustache — Mr. Cage is reliably unreliable.

hellzapoppa (tipsy mothra), Friday, 20 November 2009 17:55 (sixteen years ago)

which ILXor bought his $1.6 M comics collection?

Feingold/Kaptur 2012 (Dr Morbius), Friday, 20 November 2009 18:27 (sixteen years ago)

you iirc

311 is a joek (s1ocki), Friday, 20 November 2009 18:31 (sixteen years ago)

On a sadder note, his dad died a few weeks back. He sounds like a pretty good character, actually -- a comp lit/cinema professor in the Cal State system for much of his career. But I admit to being amazed at his photo provided in the obit in terms of 'so that's how Nic will end up looking like':

http://mi-cache.legacy.com/legacy/images/Cobrands/OrangeCounty/Photos/0009166658-01-1_093152.jpg

Ned Raggett, Monday, 23 November 2009 15:34 (sixteen years ago)

But that also meant that Nic's had to look into selling the house his dad lived in -- which isn't far from here, just over in Newport Beach -- and this OC Weekly post has this story along with talking about how he's having trouble unloading the property:

We'll end with a personal (OK, second-hand) Nic Cage anecdote: He made no secret of his residency down here, as someone very near and dear to me recalled when he spotted the actor sunning himself in front of the abode on the Pen. No friends, no handlers, no studio goons, just an Oscar winner catching rays all by himself. But when a third friend tried to make small talk out of this to Cage (on a red carpet or in a movie junket cattle-call interview line, can't recall which)--in the spirit of "Hey, Nic, I understand you were just sunning yourself outside your house in Newport Beach"--the actor turned stone-faced, essentially denied ever having been there and explained a lot of people look like him.

Really? Like that?

It's absolutely believable to me because a couple months ago, sitting in a hotel room in the Midwest, I saw a repeat of a late-night talk show where the host (Conan, if memory serves) mentioned something very normal the actor had just been observed doing in public. Cage flatly denied it, explaining a lot of people look like him.

Bet he wishes those other guys owned that cottage on the Pen right now.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 23 November 2009 15:36 (sixteen years ago)


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