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Second person down. I win.

so pure, such an expression (Stevie D), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 18:38 (sixteen years ago)

Ask her about the Prouty!

Wood shavings! Laughing out loud! (HI DERE), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 18:39 (sixteen years ago)

For a moment I thought all their first names were Dean.

how is abbott formed (Abbott), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 18:40 (sixteen years ago)

http://i975.photobucket.com/albums/ae232/daggerlee/IMG_0214.jpg

fuck in rainbows, after it rains (dyao), Thursday, 8 April 2010 14:39 (sixteen years ago)

valuable post

Jesse James Woods (darraghmac), Thursday, 8 April 2010 14:41 (sixteen years ago)

get ye to the scottish football thread with that, imo

Jesse James Woods (darraghmac), Thursday, 8 April 2010 14:42 (sixteen years ago)

hmm I would darragh but I don't know which subboard it's on

fuck in rainbows, after it rains (dyao), Thursday, 8 April 2010 14:42 (sixteen years ago)

ha is that a dig? we will build it, and they will come i promise u

Jesse James Woods (darraghmac), Thursday, 8 April 2010 14:49 (sixteen years ago)

; ) if only there was a place where they could compile all the football threads

fuck in rainbows, after it rains (dyao), Thursday, 8 April 2010 14:50 (sixteen years ago)

the technology isn't there, now buckle down and quit with your crazy dreams

Jesse James Woods (darraghmac), Thursday, 8 April 2010 14:51 (sixteen years ago)

A. M. Lopshits

offshore "drilling" for (Euler), Saturday, 10 April 2010 07:56 (sixteen years ago)

also Jacques Tits cannot be denied

offshore "drilling" for (Euler), Saturday, 10 April 2010 07:57 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.linkedin.com/pub/claudius-christmas-jr/0/b36/a97

aarrissi-a-roni, Tuesday, 13 April 2010 16:58 (sixteen years ago)

Lastings Milledge

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/players/7706
...very 19th century name

WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 17:11 (sixteen years ago)

oh my god guys:
Thadd3us Str4ssburger

piping hot dish and a cup of chat (Stevie D), Friday, 23 April 2010 03:56 (sixteen years ago)

That is a good name.

There was a girl on Tyra today named Nausea. Seriously? Nausea?!

Aqua Backrat (ENBB), Friday, 23 April 2010 03:58 (sixteen years ago)

there was this weird, eccentric (and pretty awesome kid) whose real name was Franz Jean, but he went by John (and of course his last name was pronounced "Zyon"), so essentially his name sounded like John John when the teacher called on him.

also i met a guy named Justin Bieber today. god I feel sorry for him

Phoenix in Flight (Cattle Grind), Friday, 23 April 2010 04:05 (sixteen years ago)

Foeke Booy

tomofthenest, Monday, 26 April 2010 14:52 (sixteen years ago)

just think, if he was japanese or hungarian he wd be booy foeke

nakhchivan, Monday, 26 April 2010 14:55 (sixteen years ago)

Mel Drybread

kind of loam but mostly sand (los blue jeans), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 18:37 (sixteen years ago)

Kest3r Br1ght

Prest0n C@nn0n

Learned of both names through various office email networks, never met either.

wasting time and money trying to change the weather (Laurel), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 18:41 (sixteen years ago)

Just out of curiosity, has anyone ever spoken up and said they KNEW one of the people/names posted here?

wasting time and money trying to change the weather (Laurel), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 18:49 (sixteen years ago)

Take your pick:

http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/9963/vlcsnap2010042822h05m41.jpg

My favorites are Jane Murfin and Van Nest Polglase

Oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm Ann Reinking! (Stevie D), Thursday, 29 April 2010 02:08 (sixteen years ago)

Coffee Wang

Madchen, Thursday, 29 April 2010 11:21 (sixteen years ago)

I dunno about Wagstaff-Gribble, it sounds like a rare nervous condition that makes people spill food out of their mouths when they eat.

wasting time and money trying to change the weather (Laurel), Thursday, 29 April 2010 13:48 (sixteen years ago)

I want to make a poll out of that list of names.

Oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm Ann Reinking! (Stevie D), Thursday, 29 April 2010 13:58 (sixteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Odd_Bull

was a vox pop with a woman called Gay Power on the channel 4 news earlier.

Times New Excels At (jim in glasgow), Friday, 7 May 2010 21:31 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=126606650&ft=1&f=1003

I win.

Sherman Helmsley Teabag (Cattle Grind), Friday, 7 May 2010 22:53 (sixteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

The work experience kid in here today is called D@ve Dull@rd. How does a family get a surname like that?

she is mottled and she's looking good (DJ Mencap), Monday, 24 May 2010 12:30 (sixteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/R3X4k.jpg

like a guttenberg, strong with your mane (another al3x), Monday, 24 May 2010 17:48 (sixteen years ago)

I once bought pot from a girl by the name of Nuss, who enjoyed mentioning that her parents' names were Pete and Anna: P. Nuss and A. Nuss

Myonga Vön Bontee, Monday, 24 May 2010 18:55 (sixteen years ago)

Esa-Pekka Salonen

Aimless, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 03:52 (sixteen years ago)

holy shit @ hyman shocker

mr. milquetoast (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 04:01 (sixteen years ago)

I bet he gets that a lot.

Aimless, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 04:14 (sixteen years ago)

palindrome!

http://www.facebook.com/people/Eduardo-Odraude/592322555

(e_3) (Edward III), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 04:56 (sixteen years ago)

Brazilian-American percussionist Duduka da Fonseca!

Scelsi Hotel (Paul in Santa Cruz), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 06:41 (sixteen years ago)

What's so odd about "Esa-Pekka Salonen"? It's a perfectly common Finnish name.

Tuomas, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 07:40 (sixteen years ago)

Salonen sounds a bit like 'saline', as in saline implants that a lady might use to enhance her breasts, which are a rude and amusing part of the body

taqsim for Gaffney (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 07:59 (sixteen years ago)

Sounds kinda stretched.

Tuomas, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 08:27 (sixteen years ago)

A classic (if unfortunate) confluence of story and reporter: Vienna Boys’ Choir caught up in sex abuse scandals, written by Roger Boyse.

seandalai, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 23:34 (sixteen years ago)

I work with a person with the last name Fartass. I think it's pronounced far-taus or something. Whatever, it's fart-ass to me.

musicfanatic, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 23:38 (sixteen years ago)

http://web.minorleaguebaseball.com/milb/stats/stats.jsp?pos=&sid=milb&t=p_pbp&pid=572171

J0rdan S., Thursday, 27 May 2010 03:29 (sixteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

Zowie Sharples

kkvgz, Monday, 21 June 2010 17:18 (fifteen years ago)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/manchester/10368990.stm

kkvgz, Monday, 21 June 2010 17:18 (fifteen years ago)

one month passes...

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm3951187/resume

my objective was to get the ham (another al3x), Friday, 6 August 2010 14:48 (fifteen years ago)

Prior Job Title 2: Oral english teacher

QUEEN LATFH (LOLK), Friday, 6 August 2010 15:32 (fifteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urban_Shocker

? (dyao), Thursday, 19 August 2010 03:33 (fifteen years ago)

I think he should have gone with Urbane Shocker. Seems cooler. And more phonetically correct.

The one time I don't do the dishes, I get ebola! (James Morrison), Thursday, 19 August 2010 03:52 (fifteen years ago)

Was looking up some Dodgers stats the other day and came across Oyster Burns.

My totem animal is a hamburger. (WmC), Thursday, 19 August 2010 04:03 (fifteen years ago)

Don't know about more phonetically correct, JM. The presence of the middle name Jacques would suggest Urbain should be pronounced the French way, which is way closer to Urban than Urbane.

emil.y, Thursday, 19 August 2010 13:32 (fifteen years ago)


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