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Yes.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Thursday, 11 March 2004 03:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Appraise Your Genitals

My answer is there.

― LC, Thursday, 11 March 2004 03:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Uh, DB, where is it then?

― Ask For Janice (thatgirl), Thursday, 11 March 2004 03:21 (twenty-two years ago)

don't blame me. blame the hoster who offered. i sent the pics. surely he will be back and host n' post em. (and surely the thread title will then have a new disclaimer to go with it, too... wudge wudge nink nink!)

― donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 11 March 2004 03:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Tuomas to thread.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 11 March 2004 03:34 (twenty-two years ago)

alright then... these were for a friend for her art project/installment last year. she's in o.c. i never got to see the installment, unfortunately, and it was part of a very large montage of photos of both men and women's privates. (thank you, hoster)

DISCLAIMER: FOLLOWING LINKS NOT WORK SAFE DUH!
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(links will probably expire in 30 days)

― donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 11 March 2004 03:45 (twenty-two years ago)

DB wins.

― Ask For Janice (thatgirl), Thursday, 11 March 2004 03:55 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm afraid my genitals are nowhere near as interesting as the ones DB posted. Sorry, humanity.

― Matos W.K. (M Matos), Thursday, 11 March 2004 04:31 (twenty-two years ago)

I can't, it's covered in mustard.

― Rockist Scientist (rockistscientist), Thursday, 11 March 2004 04:35 (twenty-two years ago)

them penises are all cicumsised. how come?

― :|, Thursday, 11 March 2004 04:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Let us be the judge Matos! Come on, whip it out!

― Ask For Janice (thatgirl), Thursday, 11 March 2004 04:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Mine looks like number 2

― LC, Thursday, 11 March 2004 05:12 (twenty-two years ago)

I mean the second one donut posted, not like a piece of shit.

― LC, Thursday, 11 March 2004 05:13 (twenty-two years ago)

any other pierced heads here?

― hector (hector), Thursday, 11 March 2004 05:16 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.shaverfamily.org/photos/butter_small.jpg

― BUTTERBROT, Thursday, 11 March 2004 05:38 (twenty-two years ago)

SHIT THAT OUT!!

― BUTTERBROT, Thursday, 11 March 2004 05:44 (twenty-two years ago)

is that vanila ice? yum.

― :|, Thursday, 11 March 2004 05:55 (twenty-two years ago)

I heard the great thing about being a moyel is you get to keep the tips! Badabing, etc.

― Nate in ST.P (natedetritus), Thursday, 11 March 2004 06:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I think maybe I... won't click. Maybe. Yes, I think that would be best.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 11 March 2004 08:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Tuomas to thread.

My penis is uncircumcized, they don't do that in Finland. It's somewhat darker than the rest of my body, but I guess that's the case with most guys. In resting position it's rather small, but when erected it is of average size, and also quite thick, I think. It's quite hairy as well, I've been thinking about whether I should try to shave it, but I haven't had the guts to do that yet.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 11 March 2004 09:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Allegedly I have "admirable girth". Hmmm. Looks pretty normal to me, and i've been in many a communal shower in my time.

And now, to kill the thread, a picture:

http://www.lasguias.com/_contactos/destacado/2pollas/3.jpg

― CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Thursday, 11 March 2004 10:18 (twenty-two years ago)

someone reads popbitch

― the surface noise (electricsound), Thursday, 11 March 2004 10:41 (twenty-two years ago)

That's not normal, right?...otherwise there's something seriously wrong with mine...

xpost

― winterland, Thursday, 11 March 2004 10:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes I nicked it from PB, so sue me. But my, what a thoroughly remarkable "handicap"!

― CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Thursday, 11 March 2004 10:50 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2000/20000922l.jpg

― Barima (Barima), Thursday, 11 March 2004 11:11 (twenty-two years ago)

I predict the first man to answer this seriously will be Skidmore.

I'm too late to be first at this, but I have a naked full-frontal pic of me that I am happy to send out if anyone has any interest. (I've only sent it to one ILXer so far!)

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Thursday, 11 March 2004 13:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Krikey missus!

― Dave B (daveb), Thursday, 11 March 2004 14:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Mine looks like a bonsai tree decked out in Christmas ornaments.

― NA (Nick A.), Thursday, 11 March 2004 14:41 (twenty-two years ago)

I was going to do a Google image search for "evil penis" but then I remembered that I'm at work.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 11 March 2004 14:59 (twenty-two years ago)

well, I'm not at work so I did the work for you.. and here's the first image from Image Googling "evil penis":

http://www.connect.ab.ca/~hv42/bowling.jpg

...to which I'm afraid will kill this thread dead.

― donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 11 March 2004 15:33 (twenty-two years ago)

i thought for sure this was goint to be a c477Um thread

― kephm, Thursday, 11 March 2004 15:35 (twenty-two years ago)

This was the fourth image btw:

http://www.ratatak.com/modules/images/spam.jpg

This was the seventh:

http://www.thedisseminatedgroup.com/cwgun.jpg

which originated from THIS page on low budj movie from the mid 80s Cocaine Wars.

Dan, it's really really disappointing over all. Trust me.

― donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 11 March 2004 15:37 (twenty-two years ago)

This was the fourth image btw:

http://www.ratatak.com/modules/images/spam.jpg

This was the seventh:

http://www.thedisseminatedgroup.com/cwgun.jpg

which originated from THIS page on low budj movie from the mid 80s movie Cocaine Wars.

Dan, it's really really disappointing over all. Trust me.

― donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 11 March 2004 15:37 (twenty-two years ago)

(sorry)

― donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 11 March 2004 15:38 (twenty-two years ago)

I find what you're doing a good way to kill time this morning.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 11 March 2004 15:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, trust me. it's a GREAT distraction.

― donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 11 March 2004 15:40 (twenty-two years ago)

By the way, I promise I will keep the names of anyone who wants a naked pic of me secret!

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Thursday, 11 March 2004 17:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Even if it's Ronan?

― Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 11 March 2004 17:26 (twenty-two years ago)

I'll have it on the front of the Daily Mail in 2 minutes.

FETISH FORUM PHOTOS. FEELS FUNNY.

― Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 11 March 2004 17:32 (twenty-two years ago)

LESS BALK, MORE COCK. Sam's right...there's no real need to be squeamish about this.

Like Matos, mine's a bit darker than the surrounding skin, and while it doesn't curve to the left or the right, it does have a very slight twist counterclockwise looking from the top. Not sure whether that's weird or not.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Friday, 12 March 2004 02:03 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.bensdeli.net/art/GGGArt/koshercdburst.gif

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 12 March 2004 02:41 (twenty-two years ago)

sean, that's rather odd. . .

Martin, don't let DB up you, post it here! crop yr head out and stuff if you want.

― Ask For Janice (thatgirl), Friday, 12 March 2004 03:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I am an oddity! Time to join the circus!

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Friday, 12 March 2004 03:05 (twenty-two years ago)

crop yr head out and stuff if you want.

I love the alternate semantics of this sentence. :)

― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 12 March 2004 06:07 (twenty-two years ago)

I've been thinking about whether I should try to shave it [his wang/balls], but I haven't had the guts to do that yet.

Don't do it! It hurts/stings/itches/feels funny and you don't want to put any aftershave on that shit. Guys don't shave yr junk! You won't comfortably masturbate for weeks!

(Now I am wondering if describing my schlong would've been less of an admission than the above)

― christhamrin (christhamrin), Friday, 12 March 2004 11:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Chris, there is this thing called a back, crack and sack-wax.

― suzy (suzy), Friday, 12 March 2004 11:04 (twenty-two years ago)

isn't that a tennis player? annette backcracknsack?

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 12 March 2004 11:06 (twenty-two years ago)

annalise sorry

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 12 March 2004 11:07 (twenty-two years ago)

194 answers, 3 of which are serious. I guess I shouldn't have expected anything else.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 12 March 2004 11:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Chris, there is this thing called a back, crack and sack-wax.

Intriguing...is there anesthesia availible?

― christhamrin (christhamrin), Friday, 12 March 2004 11:19 (twenty-two years ago)

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