girls, gurls, grrls: c/d, s/d

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a couple of weeks ago a gorilla busted out of the zoo here and tried to eat a three-yr-old so I assume it goes both ways.

earlier I was sitting out in front of my apartment waiting for my friend and some cracked out dude came up and tried to holla. he asked me if I was going to investigate the gorilla. Apparently 'gorilla' lines work for some guys.

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Sunday, 11 April 2004 02:16 (twenty years ago) link

Ronan909: I WILL EAT ME A GORILLA
Ronan909: OOO AAAH OOOO
Dubplatestyle: MAKE MONKEY FACE
Ronan909: WIND UP GO DOWN SLOWOO

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 11 April 2004 02:20 (twenty years ago) link

DO DE PON DE RIVER

― Ronan (Ronan), Sunday, 11 April 2004 02:26 (twenty years ago) link

he be screamin WHERES MY GIRL

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 11 April 2004 02:27 (twenty years ago) link

SHOW DEM DA FUCK U SIGN

― Ronan (Ronan), Sunday, 11 April 2004 02:30 (twenty years ago) link

http://webhome.idirect.com/~latrell/graphics/gorilla.jpg

― donut bitch (donut), Sunday, 11 April 2004 02:31 (twenty years ago) link

"hey ladeez"
"hi ELEPHANT MAN"
"where you from ladeez?"
"we come from tokyo, japan"
"what you doin in jamaica ladeez"
"we come to jamaica to meet the big dancehall star"

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 11 April 2004 02:32 (twenty years ago) link

Am I the only one who instantly thought of the Dizzee Rascal line after looking at that pic?

― Ronan (Ronan), Sunday, 11 April 2004 02:33 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.giantesszone.com/catalog/comp7/sxgorrila.jpg

― donut bitch (donut), Sunday, 11 April 2004 02:33 (twenty years ago) link

i've heard like one dizzee rascal song when gareth subjected me to it on the long drive from houston. can't say i feel like i'm missing anything.

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Sunday, 11 April 2004 02:35 (twenty years ago) link

GORILLA SEX PARTY ENDS IN HEART ATTACK

― donut bitch (donut), Sunday, 11 April 2004 02:35 (twenty years ago) link

this was supposed to be about WOMEN

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 11 April 2004 02:36 (twenty years ago) link

GORILLA SEX PARTY

― Ronan (Ronan), Sunday, 11 April 2004 02:39 (twenty years ago) link

We've got
nothing better to do
then to join primates
and let them fuck in a zoo

― donut bitch (donut), Sunday, 11 April 2004 02:40 (twenty years ago) link

JESS THREDS ARE THE BESSEST!

― donut bitch (donut), Sunday, 11 April 2004 02:42 (twenty years ago) link

especially drunk jess threads.

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Sunday, 11 April 2004 02:48 (twenty years ago) link

jeez. all the fun i miss when i go out to run sound at a metal show

― Kingfish Balzac (Kingfish), Sunday, 11 April 2004 05:17 (twenty years ago) link

Let me be the first to say girls are classic.

― christhamrin (christhamrin), Sunday, 11 April 2004 05:21 (twenty years ago) link

classic girls are even more classic.

― oops (Oops), Sunday, 11 April 2004 06:13 (twenty years ago) link

How about VH1 Classic girls? Are they still classic?

http://www.rockandrollfantasycamp.com/022103/about.1.jpg

― Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Sunday, 11 April 2004 06:38 (twenty years ago) link

I think the rule is that in order to be classic they have to be at least 30 years old with an original chassis.

― oops (Oops), Sunday, 11 April 2004 06:41 (twenty years ago) link

i could be thinking of cars, though

― oops (Oops), Sunday, 11 April 2004 06:41 (twenty years ago) link

1) Girls have fantastic ornamental value; rarely, however, do they have any practical purpose.

2) Did those pics count as "chubby"? What a straneg world we're living in. (or maybe its just round here that)

3) The shame is INDEED the best part - the lack of anything resembling shame or anything resembling knowledge is the worst.

4) Did you know that the latin name for the gorilla is gorilla gorilla gorilla? An interesting fact for y'all, folks.

5) Classic girls are indeed classic - Audrey Hepburn vs Liz Hurley FITE!

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Sunday, 11 April 2004 06:44 (twenty years ago) link

1) Girls have fantastic ornamental value; rarely, however, do they have any practical purpose.

Um...Johnney? I think we need to talk.

― oops (Oops), Sunday, 11 April 2004 06:46 (twenty years ago) link

I said RARELY! Hence . . . occasionally.

Stop picking on me!

*runs away sobbing his li'l heart heart out*

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Sunday, 11 April 2004 07:03 (twenty years ago) link

i like girls, men are ugly.

― whitie star, Sunday, 11 April 2004 08:31 (twenty years ago) link

whattabath!

― cozen (Cozen), Sunday, 11 April 2004 08:53 (twenty years ago) link

COZEN IS ALIVE

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Sunday, 11 April 2004 11:44 (twenty years ago) link

ugh...

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 11 April 2004 12:31 (twenty years ago) link

there is way too much of that bottle missing

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 11 April 2004 12:40 (twenty years ago) link

haha I thought you were lamenting my life for a second!

― cozen (Cozen), Sunday, 11 April 2004 12:48 (twenty years ago) link

I mean, cause that's my job.

― cozen (Cozen), Sunday, 11 April 2004 12:49 (twenty years ago) link

hi cozen. thank god you're a.live, since you've been in the bath I got drunk and sober and drunk again and now I'm back in my pajamas

― rainy (rainy), Sunday, 11 April 2004 13:11 (twenty years ago) link

there is the theory of the mobius...

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 11 April 2004 13:14 (twenty years ago) link

jess a re you hungover?

― rainy (rainy), Sunday, 11 April 2004 13:16 (twenty years ago) link

yes

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 11 April 2004 13:21 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.thecomicshop.com.au/site4/lot035/aus-morbius-11-nm-marvel.jpg

Theory of the Morbius.

― Tep (ktepi), Sunday, 11 April 2004 13:51 (twenty years ago) link

Knowing that someone like you >>> knowing that someone doesn't like you >>> not knowing whether someone like you or not.

Sorry, the wine is starting to work its magic.

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Sunday, 11 April 2004 14:42 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.wilson203.freeserve.co.uk/Brain%20of%20Morbius.jpg

― Ricardo (RickyT), Sunday, 11 April 2004 14:45 (twenty years ago) link

I've always been sure, but I like Slayer.

― jel -- (jel), Sunday, 11 April 2004 14:54 (twenty years ago) link

OUT OF MY BRAIN TUNNIBOY

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Sunday, 11 April 2004 17:35 (twenty years ago) link

Is that Jess or Jeff Goldblum fighting with Bill Bailey?

― Markelby (Mark C), Sunday, 11 April 2004 17:45 (twenty years ago) link

One day when I have all the money, I am going to fly all of ILX's drunks to the one place, to drink.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Sunday, 11 April 2004 20:08 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.tohokingdom.com/pictures/posters/rebirth_of_mothra_2_02p.jpg

I am in love with the tiny moth riding fairies from this movie! SO CUTE

― Lil' Fancy Kpants (The K is Silent) (ex machina), Sunday, 11 April 2004 20:18 (twenty years ago) link

Seeing Sparks last night was comparatively sedate, I figure.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 11 April 2004 20:27 (twenty years ago) link

update: i am going to go into the coffee shop today on the way to work and ask her out

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 12 April 2004 13:32 (twenty years ago) link

jesus you've more balls than I do....actually ask someone out?

anyway my advice is MAKE MONKEY FACE.

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 12 April 2004 13:34 (twenty years ago) link

best wishes mr hulkington!

― teeny (teeny), Monday, 12 April 2004 13:35 (twenty years ago) link

I AM FILLED WITH MY OWN SENSE OF SELF-SATISFACTION

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 12 April 2004 13:35 (twenty years ago) link

and coffee

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 12 April 2004 13:37 (twenty years ago) link

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