worst sounding sushi roll at guy fieri's southern bbq & california style sushi restaurant tex wasabi's

i hope that guy has a batcave in his mansion where he slaves away at night trying to figure out a way to get pepper jack cheese into cocktails

CATERING

Party planners are raving about the unique dining experience we bring to your event. It’s like TWO caterers for the price of one with the combination of sushi AND barbeque…and almost anything else you can think of!

http://www.texwasabis.com/images/common/animated_logo.gif

haha the "reviews" section of the website is actually just testimonials from regular northern californians going by their first names. and each one gets a response from "tex"

"The wait staff was very accommodating and interested in how we liked our experience with the food."
-Dillon in Rohnert Park, CA

"Thanks Dillon, we really do want you to experience our food!" -Tex

hahahaafjodfasd

"The wait staff was very accommodating and interested in how we liked our experience with the food."
-Dillon in Rohnert Park, CA

"Thanks Dillon, we really do want you to experience our pepper jack cheese!" -Tex

http://www.johnnygarlics.com/images/index_07.jpg

that seriously looks like something that friday's wouldn't even serve

Is that Guy's hair atop the roll?

This is the place for all things Guido (that's what Guy's krew calls him)!

One of the things Guy digs is people. Hangin' with 'em, coolin' with 'em, sharin' stories...you name it. His favorite part of the life he lives is meeting people...not only the famous people, but regular folks who are living life 'on point' and 'off the hook.' Take a snoop around and you'll see and hear the inside 'dish' on Guid, the people in his Krew, some of the people he meets, and even get a chance to change Guy's look. As you can see, most of it's not serious. If you want serious go to boring.com.

And hey, if you've got a question we don't answer...ask away on Guy's guestbook! Or even better, check out Kleetus's blog or Guy's twitter page. They'll keep you up to date on what's going on with Guido. Enjoy!

'em, 'em, 'em

birth name: Guy Ramsay Ferry

If you want serious go to boring.com.

Guy Fieri has to be one my least favorite TV personalities. His whole style and attitude makes my skin crawl.

I voted for the Screaming Gobbler for the godawful name more than the ingredients.

Congrats on being the first female poster in this thread!

Dizzy Budda $12.00
Southern comfort, midori, vodka, 99 bananas, amaretto, myers’s rum, kahlua, malibu, and peach schnapps then finished with a splash of pineapple juice, orange juice and grenadine.

jesus, do you think you could get some more shit in there?

Lolling @ "99 bananas" because I'm basically assuming they literally mean 99 bananas and some random liquer I've never encountered before

regular folks who are living life 'on point' and 'off the hook.'

Can this hateful person be any more like Poochie?

I don't mind him; it's part of my early Sunday afternoon routine to watch his antics with Grandma, who never fails to be amused. But what kind of woman would want to stick her fingers in his coif is beyond me.

Jackass Roll $6.95

the couldn't just call this the "Guy Fieri Roll"?

Lol okay zing for iPhone, plz stop holding onto old things I decided not to post

Can this hateful person be any more like Poochie?

Oh My God! Guy Fieri is Poochie!

*brain explodes*

I was terrified that "coif" was a euphemism

I was terrified that "coif" was a euphemism

It isn't?

Marinated donkey:

http://www.foodnut.com/i/Jinjiang-Palace-Chinese-Restaurant-Taiyuan-China/Jinjiang-Palace-Chinese-Restaurant-Taiyuan-China-Donkey-Penis.jpg

i wish there was one in my area

a donkey?

a tex wasabi's

The thing is, like Guy Fieri, I have a strong love of both BBQ and Sushi, so in theory this should be the perfect place for me. But clearly something went horribly wrong in the planning and execution stages of Tex Wasabi's.

i wanna be part of his Krew

Well, Guy Fieri's American, so if you don't like him, you don't like America.

^^^a one man conservative think tank

The Purgative Foundation.

I don't mean
To seem like I care about culinary things
Like balanced ingrieds
I just want
Four meats and pepperjack cheese
For my rolls

lol dan

vancouver is the fucking capital of brown rice arugula bacon mango sushi roll bullshit and i hate it because it all tastes like shit but fuck this guy has a roll with BBQ PORK AND FRENCH FRIES.

this stuff sounds great. sorry, guys.

this is unutterably repulsive

If you guys were stoned, you'd eat this offal.

no

also offal > this

when i'm stoned i eat pizza or wendy's -- fuck bbq sushi

If you guys were stoned, you'd eat this offal.

an insult to stoners everywhere

eating this while stoned would be an insult to the great tradition of stoned eating

(fwiw I don't think its any coincidence that the Bay Area has a high concentration of stoners AND a high concentration of awesome, world-renowned restaurants)

The first guy who gets stoned tonight, plz report to this thread.

Lolling @ "99 bananas" because I'm basically assuming they literally mean 99 bananas and some random liquer I've never encountered before

and on that note, do not go to 99schnapps.com if you don't want to be annoyed

rice and cheese... just... no. except paneer but god forbid this psychotic gets his hands on that

this sushi is not even real

i've never been to a Hard Rock Cafe, but i always assumed it's basically what this dude looks like.

OK am having a jazz cigarette RIGHT NOW and no way would I eat this shit. My go-to is salt and chili spare ribs but made do with Napoli sausage and lentil caserole.

it's not even really stoner food, it's food that coked-out a-holes would eat if coked-out a-holes ate

^^^^^^^