russell brand - C or D?

Well, that's why he didn't hear the message! He wasn't in!

Out cavorting with some satanic sluts no doubt

^ suspended for 3 months

The Daily Star has unearthed some Lesbian schoolgirl porn featuring herself.

How do they manage to put their hand on this stuff so swiftly, I wonders?

Googling her name?

The Daily Star has unearthed some Lesbian schoolgirl porn featuring herself.

Have you gone all Irish all of a sudden?

I'll be after asking a question...

i hear georgina baillie's going to be suspended for a week

from her nipples

or did someone already make that joke

milk it in while you can

I wonder what Have I Got News For You will be like tonight. Hislop very smug, I guess.

(sorry if already mused upon)

Lol @ The Fiver today:

JOKES AT EXPENSE OF OLD MAN = GUARANTEED POPULIST FUN

You absolutely cannot go wrong making cheap and tasteless jokes at the
expense of pensioners - millions enjoy them, they're what makes
Britain great - which probably explains why Madrid-based clown Ramon
Calderon yesterday decided to curry favour by humourously accusing
ageing football manager Sir Alex Ferguson of being "senile"

Hislop very smug, I guess.

Yep, that's Ian, I guess also.

this (nsfw) is the girl from the story? She isn't that volutuous, I don't think.

Also, holy shit, bdsm + nazi insignia, there's a fresh combination. (Nb I am booorrreeeedd)

volutuomas

what about the have-a-go pensioner who foiled a robbery today? He's a good old fellow

still don't get how come he didnt hear the answerfone message on his own answerfone at any point before the mail called.

AND if he didnt then surely he may have never heard it unless it had been drawn to his attention by the mail. how many 78 year olds can use an answerfone properly?

my dad's only 62, he can't use an answerphone!

Likes: Cock rock, Cage dancing, Making vampire films, Chocolate covered strawberries,
Being alone sometimes, Being in good company, Piercings, Leather jackets

Dislikes: Shallow people, Narrow minded people, Chavs who yell things at me,
Having to sell out to earn money, Public transport, Dead fish

What is cock rock?

i hate having to sell out to earn money too

Pop quiz! Which tabloid newspaper recently ran a front page story attacking "Singer Kate Perry" for posing with a knive WHILE CHILDREN DIED?
If you answered the same newspaper who has paid Georgina Baillie an undisclosed sum for exclusive video shots of her ass you are right.
So I expect she'll be vilified on the front page tomorrow after posing naked with a knive in a bath of blood with another woman WHILE CHILDREN DIED?
NSFW shot of Andrew Sach's granddaughters tits here.

The most shocking thing about that photo is the fakeness of the blood. Tsk, tsk, no attention to detail...

http://www.thebreakingnews.co.uk/hugh%20who.jpg

cock rock = another term for 'hair metal' bands like Motley Crue et al.

The most shocking thing about that photo is just how crap and tacky it is!

Look at how uneven the tiles are. 'uckin' cowboy tilers, cost yer to put right guv...

'uckin'

in what argot, pray, is this a valid contraction

Ned, is your argument that because Georgina Baillie takes her clothes off for a living, she is somehow less worthy of sympathy in this instance than she would be if she were, say, a nun?

Or, to put it another way, would you say that because of her attire she was asking for this?

HIGNFY basically shite. Hislop looked disdainful, while no-one else appeared to share his indignation. Tom Baker possibly worst host since Brian Blessed.

everything about this story has screamed 'typical britain' but nothing more so than the semi-detatched-suburban plum coloured bathroom carpet in that photo. even though it's a shot of 2 naked blood-soaked goths in a bath with a knife you can't shake the feeling that somewhere in that house BULLSEYE is probably on.

Naked bloodsoaked Goths + Bullseye = all that makes this country great.

super, smashing, great

you can't beat a bit of tabloid bully

Ned, is your argument that because Georgina Baillie takes her clothes off for a living, she is somehow less worthy of sympathy in this instance than she would be if she were, say, a nun?

― Carrie Bradshaw Layfield (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Friday, October 31, 2008 8:18 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Or, to put it another way, would you say that because of her attire she was asking for this?

― Carrie Bradshaw Layfield (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Friday, October 31, 2008 8:18 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark

No, I have never argued we should have any sympathy for her. She seems to be able to look after herself quite well.

My point was merely about the hypocrisy of The Sun. Hardly news I know but it just wound me up.

also when he shouted at paul morley for being a square for writing for the guardian.

Oh. The. Irony.

I rather enjoyed Ham Baker on HIGNFY.

I'm enjoying the News of the World's "Burn the Whore" angle on this.

Arent't they twinned w/the Sun?

Cake/eat..

Ross and Brand are both former Sun/NOTW columnists, yes?

It's almost as if the papers are written by feckless motherfuckers who'll say owt to slag off the BBC.

Arent't they twinned w/the Sun?

no. "sister" papers = mututal fucking loathing (qv guardian and observer, esp when latter was edited by alton). that said: if big rupe wanted them all to fall into line, i don't think he'd have to try very hard.

cake/eat for rupe, then; everybody else is just flailing about as usual.

It's nice to see newspapers taking a strong line on offensive broadcasts tho. I was thinking that as I was reading the anti-semitic screeds on Nat "Lofthouse" Rothschild in the Mail last weekend.

Q: Does a journalist using the word "geld" have any other context than "I Hate Jews"? I could be wrong, I guess.

The MoS gave away a free CLIFF CD yesterday. It was rubbish.

Pretty sure Cliff's written a few "CHRIST KILLERS" letters in his time, too.

Earlier this year he EXCLUSIVELY told the MAIL ON SUNDAY that he thought the BEATLES' records UNLISTENABLE because they were OUT OF TUNE. "It was INAPPROPRIATE," the Peter Pan of Pop Legend quipped.

NOEL: I'M FOLLOWED BY GLOBES GLITTER SHOCKER BUN DEM