Just when you thought it was safe - OK CUPID PART 3: The Return of the WOO!

*proud

I'm a-Schumann this is your first Fauré into punning on this thread?

I'm getting hungry, anybody want to go to pachelbel?

Sorry, I'm going to be spending the Silvestrov the day thinking up more of these beauties!

Oh Nono Nono Nono, food there is Weill, not a Partch on the real thing (xp)

I think we may really be beginning to Riley people with this thread takeover.

yeah to get back on topic, i don't want much from a first date, just a pleasant dinner and if it goes well maybe xenakis on the cheek.

Yeah, it would be too much to expect her to Suk you Orff, or anything like that

yeah this thread has gotten way off track, I think it's time we go back to tradition...CLASSICAL!

a couple of my friends are tumbling their ok cupid experiences

http://okcupidokstupid.tumblr.com/

I haven’t called you back because I have had a constant headache for the past 6 months.

Yeah that one was particularly good but the whole thing is pretty entertaining. Have followed.

"i want to kiss you deepy and with mucho gusto"
"i want to kiss you deepy and with mucho gusto"
"i want to kiss you deepy and with mucho gusto"

^ rehearsing

I will require a black moustache for the full effect, through.

OKC meetup in the park. Gonna go say hi to all the polyamory types and play them at Scrabble.

I went to one of those last year! Except it wasn't so much polyamory types as friendly either-single-or-monogamous pplz w/ picnics and chatting, and not so much Scrabble as Frisbee

Ugh, Frisbee. They always veer sideways.

"Hey, catch."

yeah they are often cruel and can lead to an unwitting pursuit into another group's picnic zone. but when they land on their edge they often spin back towards you - that is their consolation

at this gathering I was also photographed with a moustache of salmon and unwisely posted this to ILX - it was used against me recently

uhmmmm moustache of salmon???

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?showall=true&bookmarkedmessageid=1432916&boardid=77&threadid=79248

That doesn't work.

You could have just linked to the photo & not to the 77 thredd.

So late for this meetup. About to take a bath and eat yogurt and read Harold of Orange. Then I'll go check to see if they're playing Scrabble still. Park's just down the street.

http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs132.snc1/5654_121922482089_596287089_3122791_3579048_n.jpg

That's a good likeness.

of Harold Of Orange?

Def not. Am now 1 hr 36 min late.

Forgot how big that park is. Have to go swimming in that lake, soon. Ugh, so sweaty.

might be meeting a girl on okc on tuesday between work & radio show for margaritas? i gave up on this and am probably going to give up on it again, but i shld prob go through with this date huh?

i wonder what the worst thing that can happen really is

murder

preceded by awkward conversation

hahaha 'overthought instinct'

having been making some very very bad irl choices recently, i'm thinking about giving this a try, as i am at least occasionally sober while interneting. only occasionally, but still more often than when meeting people in pubs and waking up in regrettable locations.

although having said that, murder is prob worse, huh?

if you go for it, you'll probably cycle through the same 30 to 40 nice young ladies that I periodically profile-visit - just remember that I will probably have an opinion on the person ur dating -

and vice versa -

i think that's a risk i run regardless.

it will probably be a positive non-zingy opinion - i trust your judgement - but alcohol can change everything -

I just got back and GAWD what nerds. Some of them are very obnoxious Scrabble players, too. Aspie astronomers/astrophysicists. Fully half of our group were in polyamorous relationships. Some nice folks, anyway. I have to remind myself of that.

hmm that's not really a moustache of salmon it's really a muzzle of salmon

a piscine pacifier

Not too many 40-somethings in the DC area for those divorced guys in that demographic like me

OKCupid has obviously thrown up its cold, unfeeling metal hands in despair of me ever working up the nerve to send anyone a message and is now using the Quiver solely to fuck with me. Today I got suggestions for a confused young woman who is apparently some kind of Magical Creature of the Nyghte (and who "finds love in all fascists of human beings," which I sincerely hope is just one of the many unique spellings in her summary) and another who registers as 86% enemy, 4% match, and appears to disagree vehemently with everything I have ever said or thought.

omg 86% enemy is a rare and wonderful thing! I'm pretty sure on that one OKC really is fucking with you. Like "omg check this out wtf lol"

ihavent had a chance to check her full profile out (that will have to wai til I'm back at my computer, phone doesn't cut it for browsing OKC) but it would have to be the standard religion/politics/culture stuff. Kind of wondering how far to the right someone would have to go to be THAT far opposed, though.

"finds love in all fascists of human beings," new screen name anyone??

No public quiz answers for Lady Jesus McArmypants. I can only imagine the rich vein of crazy that is hidden away behind the OKCupid privacy policy.