people that YELP are scumbags

You might be saying to yourself: dude, come on. This place looks creepy on the outside and there's a good chance I'll get robbed on North Avenue. And what do I say to that? If you're thinking about that, you don't understand this bar. It's not supposed to be glamorous, it's not supposed to be trendy. It has character and with great bartenders and prices to boot, you should just savor the ambiance. Club Chuck has trapeze artists, for Christ's sake. +50 right there!

This bar isn't for everyone but for those regulars and understanding folks out there, you know how cool this place is. Think of it like a 'Cheers'--- except everyone might not know your name and yeah, you might get jumped out on North Ave. But psshhh, details.

I do like Club Charles, though.

Review of Target - San Leandro, CA by Angel M.

06/22/2007

I really love target but food avenue suck there is a girl her name is ashlee or some like that she had a really but costumer service i went today and i say can i have a large ice cream and she is like you want 1 or 2 scoops i say large she keep telling me 1 or 2 and i say the sing say large or small i dont know how many scoops the large had but i wana large. Ok i also order a soda and the total was 5 dollars my boyfriend went to toll her what flavor and she is like and the other one im like i say let me have a large ice cream and a soda i never say 2 icecream and she is like no you order 2 she say that few time. but anyway this is not the frist time that she give us actitude but i love target anyway.

― svend, Tuesday, March 18, 2008 10:42 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark

haaa

I enjoyed a fantastic day of tennis here on a corner court with patio, which doubled as the dining area for lunch. It felt a little Gatsby, except these particular hosts killed me with their over-the-top efforts to prove how wonderful they are @ sports, silently asking me to ignore the couple's combined age of 180. Pathetic display of uber-competition, complete with elbow / knee pads, headbands, etc. and a bit of sniffing when I didn't take the bait and game seriously.

While biting into the chilled prawns I smiled knowing I may be terrible at tennis, but at least still young enough to not only dine alfresco today and perhaps another thirty years, picking up a racket again when I want to; these poseurs will still be..............dead.

And the writer.........still won't be able to construct a sentence.

wtf is that even a review of

congratulation to yelp scumbags for outliving old ppl

Tempted to join Yelp just to write a scathing review of the shitty bar I was in last night with an ATM that would ONLY allow 20 dollar withdrawals for a $2.50 fee, but I remembered that I do have standards.

wait you couldn't get out more than 20 bucks at a time?

Nope, that was the only option. Even if you manually typed in other amounts it wouldn't let you exceed 20 bucks.

fuck yelp, that shouldn't even be legal. i wonder who you could file a complaint with.

I was just pissed because they wouldn't let me start a tab on my card, plus we were there to see a band play and since there was no reentry I couldn't just fuck off down the street to a bank or something.

oh my god--what a horrible set of policies

can't believe a place like that will stay in business..?

the review was for an athletic club, apparently one with dining options

jon - what place was it?

The bartenders were cool (all girls). We ordered 8 dirty girl scout cookie shooters, and the bartender gave us 2 of them free since it was so expensive ($11 each). One of the girls in our group dropped her drink and shattered glass everywhere...they just got some Mexican woman to clean it up, and didn't cause a fuss or get mad at us or anything.

i only go to places that have some mexican woman on staff

shipleys foreign cousin

el shíple

Shipotle

shipleys foreign cousin

― max, Tuesday, April 20, 2010 3:20 PM (3 hours ago)

lo, how we forget our very own bigot Jay Blanchard:

Dane Cook is the worst thing to ever happen to comedy.

cant tell if youre accusing me of bigotry or

all yelp executives should be exterminated

True fact: I live by Jay Blanchard Park.

all yelp executives should be exterminated

― shipley and him (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, April 20, 2010 8:52 PM (2 months ago)

so last week, the co-founder of the site and the vp of marketing walked away from yelp (2 of the 3 most visible yelp execs), both citing a desire for "some time off". Could this have anything to do with the $500M offer from google earlier this year that was turned down and promptly created mucho drama in the office?

RIP yelp.

Reviews Matching:
One review for McDonald's
B****** H.
Chicago, IL
1 star rating
5/4/2009

Look bitches.. I understand it gets late, you need to close the indoor area. It costs money to pay people $6 an hour to press buttons on the cash register. But you're also located about .01 miles away from a major convention hotel. If you're going to keep the drive-thru open, at least take orders from people who 1) don't have a car or 2) have been drinking a-la convention style and would prefer not to get a DUI/DWI just to get some chicken nuggets. I walk up to your stupid drive-thru at 10:30PM, and place my order, then you won't give it to me because I'm not in a car. What's up with that? You already made the freakin' food. Screw you. I ordered Domino's instead.

La Piñata

Category: Mexican
1 star rating
6/17/2010

I used to love there Food But over the Last Few Months its gone way done hill. I would Skipping this Restaurant. the food isn't good maybe the Chief is hitting the Tequila Bar I don't know but it was Bad the meat is cheep and full of fat. there Steak isn't Steak its beef but I don't know what kind. I tried to meet my friends there the other day for breakfast and there was a waiter out side Spraying Raid Roach Spry I told my friends I'm not ever ever Eating there again. we went down the street

Waterloo & City
Culver City, CA
1 star rating
6/12/2010

The tale of how a dollar can cost an establishment hundreds of dollars in future business.

I had been hyped to come here since I read about it on a food blog. But I was really disappointed by the service last night, and in particular of the manager.

The wine list is not bad and the beer list is pretty good. It was the night of my master's graduation, I went with my fiance, my sister and her husband and my classmate. We were drinking beer and wine, sitting at the communal table.

My fiance has recently really gotten hooked on http://foursquare.com and instantly checked in when he got here. He saw that Waterloo & City offered http://foursquare.com users one dollar off of a beer for their first check-in to it. He told the server about the offer, and she was puzzled. She had no idea what http://foursquare.com was and didn't know about the offer. That's not offensive, http://foursquare.com is part of the next wave of social media and will be a tool for discerning diners, just as Yelp was and is. Not everyone knows about it yet. So the server called the manager over.

I don't know the manager's name, but she came over, (she had short red hair). She could barely contain her disdain for this offer and tried to convince us that it was tied to a World Cup special for tomorrow. IT WAS NEVER ABOUT THE DOLLAR--it was about an excited social media user, my fiance, getting into http://foursquare.com and wanting to interact with what he thought would be a savvy, super-connected business. I mean, it's a freaking dollar, but when he was made to feel like a jerk or a nerd for trying to use the foursquare discount, I was offended.

That's not customer service. She derisively told my fiance she would try and make a badge for him and kept repeating this to mock him. I'm glad she had a laugh at his expense, but why go out of your way to alienate a new set of customers over one dollar? Why does an establishment offer discounts across social media platforms if the managers mock the customers who try to use them?

We had two more rounds, the waitstaff was very attentive, but when we got the bill, the controversial dollar had not been taken off the check.

You can be sure that we will tell all our friends, especially our Culver City friends and our http://foursquare.com-using friends, to stay away from a business that mocked my fiance. For no good reason at all. We will go out of our way to make sure that everyone we know avoids this place.

revenge of the nerds itt

So does that make her and her fiance condescending YELP scumbags or foursquare doucebags?

I was the king of four square

nm it's 2010 no one cares about elementary school games any more

a tool for discerning diners, just as Yelp was and is
a tool for discerning diners, just as Yelp was and is
a tool for discerning diners, just as Yelp was and is
a tool for discerning diners, just as Yelp was and is
a tool for discerning diners, just as Yelp was and is
a tool for discerning diners, just as Yelp was and is
a tool for discerning diners, just as Yelp was and is
a tool for discerning diners, just as Yelp was and is
a tool for discerning diners, just as Yelp was and is
a tool for discerning diners, just as Yelp was and is
a tool for discerning diners, just as Yelp was and is
a tool for discerning diners, just as Yelp was and is
a tool for discerning diners, just as Yelp was and is
a tool for discerning diners, just as Yelp was and is

This shit pisses me off so much, especially when these asshats are talking about the local diner.

http://foursquare.com is part of the next wave of social media

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IT WAS NEVER ABOUT THE DOLLAR--it was about an excited social media user, my fiance, getting into http://foursquare.com and wanting to interact with what he thought would be a savvy, super-connected business.

people that FOURSQUARE are tech-jargon d-bags

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Oops.

that one is like the Aeneid of Yelp reviews

will proudly dine at waterloo and city if i'm ever in culver city

foursquare is the most useless, narcissistic piece of shit

her fiance sounds like a cool, interesting guy

Instead of interacting with the waitress and the manager he wanted to go online with his fucking phone and 'interact' with the business?

man Whiney sometimes you say something that makes me go "that right there is my brother and I will rep for him anywhere"

fucking foursquare

From the tone of her "review", I'm imagining it went something like this:

Foursquare Dork: "Honey, really, not a big deal. Its a dollar, let it go."

Yelp Scumbag: "Oh no, I will not stand for this! Bring me your manager immediately! This is an OUTRAGE!"

Foursquare Dork: *slinks down in booth*

it was about an excited social media user

today we are all excited social media users

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