post one reason dating the poster above you would rule and one reason it would suck

c: cutie
d: likes younger men :(

c: the witty badinage
d: ...to the point where someone would get hurt (also nicely spoken for)

c: she's great, and we'd doubtless have a lot of fun
d: I don't date girls, sorry!

c: well duh
d: there isn't one

Mark and CJ sitting in a tree, k.i.s.s.i.n.g...

c: house contains floor-to-ceiling bookshelves
d: wife, kids etc.

c: lovely red hair
d: envy of Kelis-bought milkshake

c. cats, dogs, scrabble, beer, LOST
d. female. spoken for. other side of world. likes the beastie boys.

c likes football
d hates liverpool

likes the beastie boys.

*cries*

c Irish
d Irish

(j/k, couldn't think of con. Sorry to mess up flow.)

C: Seems like a good-hearted, un-cynical person.
D: Spoken for.

C: OH MAN YES LIFE IS AWESOME + HOT SPRINGS ACCESS AND GLACIERS OR WHATEVER
D: facial hair chafing

C: hours of amusing arguments
D: fake

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69, I think you're confusing Finland with Iceland.

^^^^ EXACTLY

C: 69
D: 96

pro:Knows all the cool places to go on the Vineyard
con: Lady bumps and husband

pro: likes all the same telly as me, I'd have someone to go to ATP with
con: husbands, heterosexuality

You are all wusses for letting sexual orientation and relationship-status stop you. Let your freak flag fly!

pro: saucy and likes the pub
con: More into football than me (like 100%). Would have to trade off with basketball.

pro: cute and smart
con: TEXAS

pro: we could share MAC makeup, has cute baby I could hang out with
con: we have the same lips - could be mistaken for relatives

Pro: Who wouldn't date a youthful Joanna Lumley
Anti: Would make my lips seem thin and weak

pro: would show me a good time at the casino
con: bitter fight afterwards about the guy tailgating our car pootling along at the speed limit

pro: he's taller than me
con: so's his girlfriend

pro: lovely Scottish accent
con: lovely Scottish husband

pro: great chef
con: dreadlocks possibly unhygienic

"possibly"

um I mean

c: everyone would like my boyfriend
d: he might not be all that into it

C: Cute baldhead, funny.
D: I'm not sure if he's into the hombre-y-hombre stuff.

pro: certainly not shy, outgoing, personable
con: lives in Finland, and the commute would kill me

C: cute dogs
D: out of my league

:) We could chat about security and whatnot

:( Eats olives out of the jar when drunk

when DRUNK?
try when EVER

C: Equally not shy, warm and cool.
D: The same as hers.

(x-post to Luna)

C: what he said vis a vis conversation and long walks around town
D: out of my league

xpost to M. White

It's funny how warm and cool be used to describe the same person, because they're not opposites in the frame of meaning.

"can be used"

Tom, it's not so much a question of leagues as different sports, methinks.

C: Dresses beautifully, is quite charming, plays pinball like a maniac
D: Already has girlfriend, lives 400 miles away.

Also, I see nothing wrong with eating olives out of the jar...

i play pinball like a maniac

c: says good things
d: would make me feel dumb with giant words

xp @ m-white

Also, I see nothing wrong with eating olives out of the jar...

Gentle ribbing, Madame, I assure you.

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C: Seems likable, "luna" is fun to say
D: Same as tombot

C: Is very sweet, posts fun family vacation pics, lives where I used to live in South Carolina
D: Lives in SC, is far too young for me

C: is super-purty and very funny and always says sweet things about my kid.
D: N/A

this one is dedicated to the entire thread:

c: clearly nice to other people
d: totally cops out on the long-distance D's

N/A -> Nick? ;-)

shouldnt you be having a baby right now?

:) hilariously funny badass with excellent style
:( too many babies! (crappy nappies SUXORS) ;)

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