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DEFINITELY.

― n/a, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:49 (nineteen years ago)

Insert some sort of hilarious joke about Nick mounting his stereo.

I would look online. eBay, Craigslist, Amazon, Half.com, cheapstingbastard.com, etc.com.

― Jesse, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:49 (nineteen years ago)

Just steal one.

― Jordan, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:49 (nineteen years ago)

Not only am I stupid, I'm ugly too, so there's no WAY you could fail.

― Jesse, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:50 (nineteen years ago)

buybackyourcarstereofromthedudeswhostoleit.com

― n/a, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:50 (nineteen years ago)

middleschoolbathroomrape.com

― n/a, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:50 (nineteen years ago)

Please... Middle School Bathroom Sodomy

― dan m, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:53 (nineteen years ago)

Rape is funnier than sodomy.

― n/a, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:53 (nineteen years ago)

HILARIOUS

― n/a, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:53 (nineteen years ago)

Ooops, that was supposed to be cheapstingybastard.com. Though I think they've changed their official name to cheapstingybargains.com.

― Jesse, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:54 (nineteen years ago)

It's hot either way.

― Jesse, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:54 (nineteen years ago)

I can't believe those comments didn't encourage an extended conversation.

― n/a, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:03 (nineteen years ago)

neither rape nor sodomy hold a candle to turkey fucking in the comedy department

― kenan, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:06 (nineteen years ago)

Sorry, I wasn't in on the original joke.

― jaymc, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:06 (nineteen years ago)

Results 1 - 10 of about 824 for "john's eyebrows".

― Eazy, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:15 (nineteen years ago)

Peter's eyebrows knit. "You have to think to speak, don't you, sir?" "Less often than you've been led to believe. And please, Peter, call me Uncle Ben. ...

After the apocalypse, when the last rock & roll call is read up yonder, Saint Peter's eyebrows will surely arch when honorable mention is finally made of ...

Seeing Jesus piss all over Paul in a drunken haze and laughing like a maniac while shaving a sleeping Peter's eyebrows off: Priceless ...

Adair Heyl applies mascara to husband Peter's eyebrows. The ``big. shave'' to transform him into the bald Warbucks was also a family. affair. ...

― Eazy, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:17 (nineteen years ago)

Thanks for indulging me here.

Results 1 - 10 of 10 for "jesus eyebrows".

― Eazy, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:20 (nineteen years ago)

Results 1 - 10 of about 8 for "satan's eyebrows". (0.34 seconds)

1 - 10 of 8??

xpost

― Jordan, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:20 (nineteen years ago)

I can't believe those comments didn't encourage an extended conversation.

I just got this. :)

And I suspect it's because Jenny and I agree fundamentally that the hotness is being used to disarm you so the next scene is even more horrifyingly cruel.

― kenan, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:24 (nineteen years ago)

You kinda learn that little gambit in Horror Movie 101.

― kenan, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:34 (nineteen years ago)

Romanian Sausage Co. is in my 'hood!

― La Lechera, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:51 (nineteen years ago)

So is the Hollywood Video with GLitter.

Ya jealous?

Also our building was vandalised over the weekend! Someone kicked a hole in the wall of the stairwell. NOT GOOD.

― La Lechera, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:59 (nineteen years ago)

I'm already plotting my first visit to the RKSC.

― dan m, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:02 (nineteen years ago)

Make sure you check their hours -- they've got weird ones. Also there is a parking lot just north of the store on Clark, so don't park on the street. While you're up our way you should also visit the groceries on Devon.

― La Lechera, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:05 (nineteen years ago)

Northside grocery tour:
Argyle for Asian (Golden Pacific)
Broadway for Ethiopian (Kuku1u Market)
Devon for everything
RKSC for meat

― La Lechera, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:06 (nineteen years ago)

Well, GP is on Broadway. Oops.

― La Lechera, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:08 (nineteen years ago)

broadway and balmoral

― kenan, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:19 (nineteen years ago)

This day has sailed past me. Where did it go? I came in, had some coffee, ate a sandwich, and it's 3:30.

― kenan, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:27 (nineteen years ago)

Opposite for me... I haven't had anything to do since about noon and it's still sorta too early to take off.

― dan m, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:37 (nineteen years ago)

Time to write shopping list?

― La Lechera, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:43 (nineteen years ago)

Want to write a quiz for me? Grade some papers?

― La Lechera, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:44 (nineteen years ago)

Today is pretty fast and unproductive for me too. The only thing making it seem like is that I'm hungry as a motherfucker.

Starting Wednesday I will be in training classes for weeks, and I'm going to try and swear off ILX so that I will actually pay attention and pass this time.

(it's not only the internet's fault, my attention span has just gone to shit when listening to lectures. I start daydreaming and then it's fifteen minutes later and I can't catch up. This is why I'm never going back to school).

― Jordan, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:46 (nineteen years ago)

what's the quiz about?

― kenan, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:52 (nineteen years ago)

Vocab and s/v agreement

some of the words:
periphery
ricochet
decrepit
affable
vilify

i need to write sentences where they fill in the blank with the correct word

― La Lechera, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:53 (nineteen years ago)

1. Drug Dealer Joe was no longer welcome in the center of the neighborhood, and was forced to sell drugs in the _____________.

2. He knew that if he shot at the wall at the wrong angle, the bullet might ____________ and kill an innocent person.

3. Ignored for years by the city, the housing project had become very ______________.

― kenan, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:57 (nineteen years ago)

Those are pretty tough words!

― Jordan, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:58 (nineteen years ago)

i'm definitely using #3! can you tell that we've been talking about housing projects?

as for their difficulty, well -- people need to know some new words. they're all words from their reading. (these are the remedial/developmental native speakers, btw.) also they are in college and should know what decrepit means.

― La Lechera, Monday, 9 April 2007 21:00 (nineteen years ago)

"catharsis" was an important one for them since they didn't know there was a word for that. we had a good time talking about it.

― La Lechera, Monday, 9 April 2007 21:01 (nineteen years ago)

I didn't mean to kill the thread with teaching. I know it's boring.

― La Lechera, Monday, 9 April 2007 21:12 (nineteen years ago)

It's not boring at all! But I must admit, I have no reference for it.

― kenan, Monday, 9 April 2007 21:13 (nineteen years ago)

I'm back. I like the word catharsis, its meanings and its sound.

I rented a car and got a PT Cruiser instead. It's a pretty dumb-looking vehicle, but it's great that its what they gave me since I've got to move some furniture from Michigan.

― Jesse, Monday, 9 April 2007 21:17 (nineteen years ago)

I mean, it's not boring to me, but it's not interesting to anyone who's not doing it. Maybe a little, but not really.

I just peeked at DC thread and realized that we have been entirely eclipsed.

― La Lechera, Monday, 9 April 2007 21:21 (nineteen years ago)

Which is fine.

― La Lechera, Monday, 9 April 2007 21:21 (nineteen years ago)

I guess.

― La Lechera, Monday, 9 April 2007 21:21 (nineteen years ago)

it really it a horrible vehicle. It has the grill and fenders from the 30's and the profile of a minivan. It's a platypus.

― kenan, Monday, 9 April 2007 21:22 (nineteen years ago)

Hi dere Chicago. I'm coming to your city again, and this time I'll actually make it out of O'Hare. I'm going to a workshop at the InterContinental Chicago, but turns out they don't have a room for me, those fuckers--anyone have other suggestions for a nice joint not to far? Employer is paying, so while I don't think I can pull off 500 a night, I'm sure 300 is doable.

― quincie, Monday, 9 April 2007 21:22 (nineteen years ago)

Oh and of course I would also like to FAP, if anyone is into FAPing on a Sunday or Monday night.

― quincie, Monday, 9 April 2007 21:23 (nineteen years ago)

pt cruiser is built on the same frame with the same engine and drivetrain as the dodge neon. only thing that different is the sheetmetal.

― chicago kevin, Monday, 9 April 2007 21:25 (nineteen years ago)

I am interested in teaching and learning and vocabulary. I was looking at a children's book yesterday and realized there are a ton of "hard words" in books written for the elementary-school market -- but the sentence structure is fairly simple, and the words are used in ways that they can often be figured out through context clues. Even with some of the trickier words, it's probably good for kids to at least encounter them, even if they don't know what they mean, because they'll be better equipped down the road.

― jaymc, Monday, 9 April 2007 21:26 (nineteen years ago)

Results 1 - 10 of about 139 for "jesse's eyebrows".

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Jesse's eyebrows are FIERCE!!!

Jesse's eyebrows crawl up his forehead

Jesse's eyebrows shot up

Jesse's eyebrows raised

Jesse's eyebrows arched

Jesse's eyebrows scrunched together

Jesse's eyebrows nit together

Jesse's eyebrows rose

― Jesse, Monday, 9 April 2007 21:26 (nineteen years ago)

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