Lost Season 6 - RE: LA X

guessing smokey's mom was some sort of crazy egyptian god

the claire slap was the best part of this episode

I couldn't hear Claire's reply when Kate was like "wtf is your dead dog baby thing?".

oh man the first result of a google search for "crazy egyption god" links to lostpedia

egyptian

I couldn't hear Claire's reply when Kate was like "wtf is your dead dog baby thing?".

"it was all i had left" or similar, sadly not "i call him Bitey!"

I was hoping for "dead baby anubis, duh! like the statue!"

* Had we seen Widmore Tina Fey before this episode?

I don't think so

so who were all the dead bodies in the jungle? extras who came over on the Ajira flight who weren't part of Lost crew or Shadow of the Statue crew? just got caught in the crossfire?

every time I see that thing I think MOY WEIRD ANIMAL SKILETON so kudos to whoever posted that

i was/am kind of hoping Kate will do something regrettable and Flocke will reveal by 'erin has a crazy mother now' he meant Kate.

So when Jacob said that someone was coming to the island (supposed reason for the lighthouse quest) did he he mean Widmore? I'm wondering if one reveal will be that Widmore is an asshole but is actually trying to work for Jacob in his own way. He obviously is no fan of smokey, to the point where he's lugging sonic fence equipment around.

It keeps being implied that Smoke/Locke is going to go over to the other island by boat, in that he said so and Widmore seems to think they need the fence. Did we ever see smokey over there? I'm still skeptical that he can cross water.

Oh, I meant to say above that I also think Claire is way more believable as an "emotional wreck crazy person" than an "evil, murderous crazy person."

"tbh i felt for smokey this episode, imagining being a thousand-year-old creature of mysticism and power but still having to go around placating kate over claire's soap opera bullshit."

this got me thinking too. why would he spend that much time calming kate down? doesn't he have bigger fish to fry? isn't he just gonna kill everyone anyway?

i dunno but they are doing a really great job at making me trust the smoke "thing"

i'm guessing he needs a "candidate" to get off the island and he doesn't know who it is yet? or am i really wrong?

cuz he could just smack everyone upside the head with some smoke and not bother being nice. is my point, i guess.

HOWEVER

i was under the impression smokey was like--"i can get you off this island." not, "i need you to help me try and fly a crashed plane off this island."

I assume Widmore is still on the sub b/c he is not allowed/able to go back on the island.

rollin my eyes at this whole episode, iirc, it was just so wince-y

my favorite typical lost "what is wrong with these people" moment was how after kate nearly gets her throat slit her next reaction isn't to turn to her old buddy Sayid who just hung back and popped some popcorn and go "thanks for nothing WHAT THE FUCK DUDE!"

best episode so far this season tho, between this and last week i am feeling much better about the show only kind of pissing me off by the end

i think it was apparent that sayid is not being his usual jovial self

Flocke: "i can get you off this island....by going to THAT island. GATCHAAA"

I couldn't hear Claire's reply when Kate was like "wtf is your dead dog baby thing?".

"That's moy Skele-Tubbie."

So in the sideways timeline Miles's dad is alive and in LA, but he was at the construction site during The Incident, so I think that pretty much conclusively states that the bomb didn't sink the island immediately or kill many people in its immediate vicinity. Also, it suggests to me that Miles and his mom didn't leave the island immediately, and nor did Charlotte, or else how would they know each other? They met on the freighter as far as I know. I guess the alternative is just that the timeline is wacky and coincidental, but that sure would be unsatisfying.

Also, do Dr. Ben Linus, Nice Ethan, and Sexy Charlotte know each other in LA? They were all children on the island at the same time, though not exactly peers. There couldn't have been so many children on the island that they wouldn't know each other.

LA apparently the center of the universe

love how Tina Fey was just barraging Swayer with the right questions to ask, unlike the main characters ever.

she was hot

FYI dudes every woman with brown hair and glasses is not Tina Fey

Classic Or Dud:The Tina Fey Look

SKELETUBBIE

Fliz Lemon was about to say her boyfriend in Guam was Astronaut Mike Dexter.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hILqMGb2u2w

did anyone ever tell ben that juliet died?

he might like to know that considering he loved her beautiful blond ass too

I wonder if Ben is a virgin.

my wife thinks aaron is locked up on the submarine

did anyone ever tell ben that juliet died?

ha never considered that.

erm...okay first observation, a plane is seemingly impossible to fly for a total novice but a sub is obv just like riding a bike

fake locke: "i am the black smoke"

sawyer: "i have nothing to say in response to this."

kinda love that Sawyer has completely stopped giving a shit about the crazy magic of the island and just accepts it at face value now

fake locke: "please row over to the hydra station by yourself"

sawyer: sure thing, boss"

he seems pretty honest and staightforward with everyone

(flocke)

yeah he is...i see him as an ideal father figure.

oh yeah another eye-rolling thing from this ep. was Sawyer lovingly fondling Kate's dress in the polar bear cage. you just left Kate five minutes ago dude!

was hoping he'd grab a fishbiscuit for old times sake though

Claire sure did pile up a a lotta garbage.

what i don't get is where ben vs widmore is going to fit into widmore vs smokey. prob another made it up as they went along moment. i am enjoying this series but pretty sure it's going to reveal a huge amount of needless made for shock value endings, moments, reveals etc all through the show, which shames the writers a lot.

if it really is the character based show they claim it is they wouldn't need to have fucked around with the audience via the plot non stop since the very beginning.

x-post otm, left her without barely saying hi.

he seems pretty honest and staightforward with everyone

after six seasons, this is the ULTIMATE CON!