OMG I WANT THIS AMAZING RONALDINHO BOTTLE OPENER

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XD

ilxor lookin' boy (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 09:48 (sixteen years ago)

;) damn nobody took the bait

I request "Fireflies" (dyao), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 10:20 (sixteen years ago)

BUT I present to you:

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4055/4273037125_005cd8c191_o.jpg

I request "Fireflies" (dyao), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 10:20 (sixteen years ago)

I JUST PUT DOWN A RACIST BOTTLE OPENER WELL THAT SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD IDEA IT DOESN'T SEEM LIKE THE SORT OF THING YOU'D WANT TO BE SEEN WITH NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND A RACIST BOTTLE OPENER IS THE NAME OF MY DOG

MPx4A, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 10:26 (sixteen years ago)

omfg xp

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 16:27 (sixteen years ago)

I doubt anyone can find a better piece of football memorablia.

― Scik Mouthy, Thursday, March 22, 2007 3:52 PM (2 years ago)

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 16:28 (sixteen years ago)

amazing! the things people write eh!?!

mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 16:29 (sixteen years ago)

what ilx2 needed was a britisher vs american race debate that also involves soccer

― ghost rider, Thursday, March 22, 2007 1:59 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

RIP

max, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 16:32 (sixteen years ago)

its just a classic moment of pre-clusterfuck innocense

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 16:33 (sixteen years ago)

innocence too

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 16:33 (sixteen years ago)

RIP, me

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LIMEY RETARD

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Mr. Que, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 16:34 (sixteen years ago)

come back, Mr Que ;_;

ilxor lookin' boy (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 16:36 (sixteen years ago)

great thread to read while eating ben and gerry's black and tan ice cream for st patrick's day

caek, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 16:42 (sixteen years ago)

omg i want this amazing ian paisley bottle opener

mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 16:46 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.carrollsirishgifts.com/images/products/112393.jpg

Ladies and Gentlemen We Are Farting in Space (NickB), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 17:01 (sixteen years ago)

^ possibly Damien Duff?

Ladies and Gentlemen We Are Farting in Space (NickB), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 17:05 (sixteen years ago)

gbx's contributions to this thread still A+

ilxor lookin' boy (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 17:19 (sixteen years ago)

god, i don't know how you Yanks got through the whole Tiger Woods ordeal. Black man describes self as 'spaz', USA ILXors' heads simultaneously implode!

― unfished business, Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:11 (2 years ago) Bookmark

^^^suggest ban

ilxor lookin' boy (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 17:19 (sixteen years ago)

two months pass...
one month passes...

MLS owner hints Ronaldinho will sign for Galaxy

naus, Monday, 19 July 2010 03:40 (fifteen years ago)

three months pass...

http://www.toonpool.com/user/1991/files/andres_iniesta_caricature_405285.jpg

Terminal Boredoms (nakhchivan), Thursday, 4 November 2010 00:26 (fifteen years ago)

two months pass...

Was in some general fancy goods/clothes type shop, can't even fucking remember which one (it was v boring), saw a stand containing these anyway:

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_levfx1h34P1qb206z.jpg

OMG, "Diana Wash" sounds somewhat like "Diana Ross" DYGI? My first thought on looking at it was uh, that looks nothing like princess diana, IDGI. Then I got it. I don't recall Diana Ross ever having a big afro haircut, though.

Pashmina, Saturday, 15 January 2011 14:05 (fifteen years ago)

srsly?
http://www.glamour.com/images/beauty/2009/03/0301-diana-ross-hair_li.jpg

but uh yeah that is kinda weird

bernard snowy, Saturday, 15 January 2011 14:08 (fifteen years ago)

seven months pass...

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-79oWdDRrkMY/TXnGKEUt17I/AAAAAAAABv4/x0hcz2Pnl-I/03032011647.jpg

(as seen here)

õ_Ò (Pillbox), Saturday, 10 September 2011 16:36 (fourteen years ago)

I can't believe this thread only scraped 1000 posts

MPx4A, Saturday, 10 September 2011 16:52 (fourteen years ago)

I saw those Diana Wash things in a... I wanna say Matalan.

As an afficiando of all things kooky, fun and afros, I wanted one until I realised that scrubbing dishes sucks.

Pohnny Jolo (buckatee91), Saturday, 10 September 2011 22:38 (fourteen years ago)

one month passes...

Watching Breakfast At Tiffany's for the first time. Fucking hell. Mickey Rooney.

Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Monday, 24 October 2011 19:51 (fourteen years ago)

Didn't quite get the extent of America's issue with this until now.

Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Monday, 24 October 2011 19:51 (fourteen years ago)

with what

conrad, Monday, 24 October 2011 19:57 (fourteen years ago)

Yellowface.

Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Monday, 24 October 2011 19:59 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.ioffer.com/search/items/black%20americana%20bottle%20opener

lol waggoner (am0n), Monday, 24 October 2011 20:23 (fourteen years ago)

five months pass...

Witness at Berlusconi trial in Rome claims Italy's ex-PM watched a striptease by a woman wearing a football shirt and ... a Ronaldinho mask

mizzell, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 15:11 (fourteen years ago)

Product mentioned upthread, but useful to have Daily Mail's input on this:

They're not exactly politically correct, are they? Race row after Afro washing up sponges go on sale

Paladone said the range had been a phenomenal success since hitting the shelves. But its attempts to give the humble cleaning implement a funky 70s disco makeover seems to have backfired.

jlgt, Friday, 27 April 2012 06:14 (fourteen years ago)

I was thinking of this thread when I read the essay linked on the "Is This Racist?" thread about the Jim Crow Museum of Racist Memorabilia. http://www.ferris.edu/jimcrow/collect/

These anti-black depictions were routinely manifested in or on material objects: ashtrays, drinking glasses, banks, games, fishing lures, detergent boxes, and other everyday items like that bottle opener, obviously, ffs!

we are not bemused (onimo), Friday, 27 April 2012 10:17 (fourteen years ago)

Did Scik Mouthy ever get one of these amazing Ronaldinho bottle openers?

btw didn't i braek ur heart (NickB), Friday, 27 April 2012 10:21 (fourteen years ago)

I think he got a golden troll doll instead.

we are not bemused (onimo), Friday, 27 April 2012 10:22 (fourteen years ago)

I actually went as far as taking a photo of one of those sponges in a shop window several months back, w/ a mind to bump this thread, but either forgot or couldn't be bothered

lol @ the Mail seeking a quote for this from a spokesperson for UAF

wring wring wring wring wring wring wring wring homophone (DJ Mencap), Friday, 27 April 2012 10:33 (fourteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/OMdhl.jpg

tebow kortwa (nakhchivan), Thursday, 10 May 2012 20:15 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/philmcnulty/ronnie438.jpg

btw didn't i braek ur heart (NickB), Thursday, 10 May 2012 21:01 (fourteen years ago)

four months pass...

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Good player Reizeger and this proposed transfers been suggested for a good while. I wouldnt say Michael Reizeger is ugly but you could open a bottle of Bud on those buck teeth of his!

Au Wazza Balcazar (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 21:57 (thirteen years ago)

Which Ronaldo? If you mean the bloke who could open a bottle of beer with his teeth (easily) then is Real Madrid again. Come to think of it you won't go far wrong with Real Madrid. The bench probably costs more than most clubs (not just the price of the players). When I say bench I obviously mean the substitutes that sit on the sidelines during a game. Not a piece of wood....

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Au Wazza Balcazar (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 21:59 (thirteen years ago)

one month passes...

motherload of crazyee----> http://www.badassmotherfuckers.org/

limited holiday edition eggnog (soda), Friday, 16 November 2012 02:44 (thirteen years ago)

nine months pass...

http://news.panasonic.net/stories/2011/0816_6210.html

There are a lot of subjective opinions (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Sunday, 25 August 2013 23:51 (twelve years ago)

four weeks pass...

http://soccerly.com/article/Oliben/an-inside-look-at-ronaldinhos-new-teeth

how's life, Sunday, 22 September 2013 20:40 (twelve years ago)

two months pass...

http://i.imgur.com/5eYhx9a.jpg

۩, Saturday, 30 November 2013 16:22 (twelve years ago)

this thread is a nice reminder of how far ilx has come in just a few years btw

k3vin k., Saturday, 30 November 2013 16:39 (twelve years ago)

seven months pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BrieEXGIQAArTat.jpg

avicii usque ad arse (imago), Thursday, 3 July 2014 01:34 (eleven years ago)

oh lol i didn't fucking see 2 posts ago

avicii usque ad arse (imago), Thursday, 3 July 2014 01:34 (eleven years ago)

was coming here to post same lol

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 3 July 2014 13:56 (eleven years ago)


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