Also note the disturbing new trend of charging for the freebie CD.
― James Mitchell, Sunday, 14 March 2010 07:29 (sixteen years ago)
It's for a charity though.
― StanM, Sunday, 14 March 2010 10:11 (sixteen years ago)
yeah, but £37 for a Mail on Sunday?
― Mark G, Monday, 15 March 2010 16:43 (sixteen years ago)
http://news.sky.com/sky-news/content/StaticFile/jpg/2010/Mar/Week4/15586506.jpg
Surprised the headline isn't "PILLS FOUND TO CURE CANCER?".
― James Mitchell, Monday, 29 March 2010 05:19 (sixteen years ago)
And I'm sure this is down to ever increasing numbers of heart attack and cancer survivors rather than kiddies having slimming pills and anti-depressants stuffed down their pillholes.
― James Mitchell, Monday, 29 March 2010 05:23 (sixteen years ago)
"Labour's most incisive critic on the elf and safety madness even he couldn't make up"
I hope someone leave's a copy of the Daily Mail in the pub today...
― grobravara hollaglob (dowd), Monday, 29 March 2010 05:54 (sixteen years ago)
so what is the deal with "SamCam" - the DM trying to pitch her as some hot topic, trendy politician wife? I get shades of Laura Bush from her, not Michelle Obama/Carla Bruni.
― musically, Monday, 29 March 2010 06:19 (sixteen years ago)
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-1261423/RICHARD-LITTLEJOHN-I-imagined-town-hall-Nazis-quite-mad.html
I think someone's just thrown every top rated Daily Mail comment into a word scrambler.
― passing through the whirlyturn (onimo), Monday, 29 March 2010 10:47 (sixteen years ago)
"Hell in a handcart"
― gotanynewsstory? (Dorianlynskey), Monday, 29 March 2010 10:50 (sixteen years ago)
Florida in a private jet
― black jeans stained by (snoball), Monday, 29 March 2010 10:51 (sixteen years ago)
Don't know if this has been posted yet but:
http://skepchick.org/blog/2010/03/its-absolutely-true-because-i-read-it-in-the-daily-mail/
― Delia & Daphne & Celeste (Masonic Boom), Monday, 29 March 2010 11:23 (sixteen years ago)
.. implies that he *has* been making it up previously.
― Mark G, Monday, 29 March 2010 13:40 (sixteen years ago)
^stuart lee line, that^
― Jermaine Jenason (darraghmac), Monday, 29 March 2010 13:46 (sixteen years ago)
yeh not quite
― conrad, Monday, 29 March 2010 14:32 (sixteen years ago)
someone should tell shittlejohn it's "health"
― mdskltr (blueski), Monday, 29 March 2010 14:40 (sixteen years ago)
he looks so adorable in the pixie costume tho
― Allbran Burg (Noodle Vague), Monday, 29 March 2010 14:44 (sixteen years ago)
oh stop being such a nazi blueski
― conrad, Monday, 29 March 2010 14:45 (sixteen years ago)
Not even allowed to make elf jokes anymore.
― Ladies and Gentlemen We Are Farting in Space (NickB), Monday, 29 March 2010 14:47 (sixteen years ago)
it's gnome laughing matter
― black jeans stained by (snoball), Monday, 29 March 2010 14:58 (sixteen years ago)
britain has been broeken into thousands of separate pixies
― Jermaine Jenason (darraghmac), Monday, 29 March 2010 14:59 (sixteen years ago)
Thousands of them, goblin up taxpayers' money.
― Matt DC, Monday, 29 March 2010 15:04 (sixteen years ago)
They'll be banning dwarf hurling next.
― Ladies and Gentlemen We Are Farting in Space (NickB), Monday, 29 March 2010 15:04 (sixteen years ago)
dwarves are fairy game
― passing through the whirlyturn (onimo), Monday, 29 March 2010 15:05 (sixteen years ago)
Coming over here, stealing all our little pointy hats with bells on the end.
― Ladies and Gentlemen We Are Farting in Space (NickB), Monday, 29 March 2010 15:35 (sixteen years ago)
i mean, all we're asking is a chance to work all day and get no play
― Jermaine Jenason (darraghmac), Monday, 29 March 2010 15:38 (sixteen years ago)
amisprite
― Not a musician, but I thought of Justin Fashanu for some reason (DJ Mencap), Monday, 29 March 2010 15:43 (sixteen years ago)
You know elf'n'safety has gone too far when they break in to your shoe shop each night and sew steel toe-caps into all the trainers.
― Ladies and Gentlemen We Are Farting in Space (NickB), Monday, 29 March 2010 15:46 (sixteen years ago)
they've condemned a whole row of toadstools down our way, some blokes from the council
― Jermaine Jenason (darraghmac), Monday, 29 March 2010 15:48 (sixteen years ago)
do not feed the troll, he's not even here legally
― mdskltr (blueski), Monday, 29 March 2010 15:50 (sixteen years ago)
hanging round under a bridge, probably a dealer i shouldn't wonder
― Jermaine Jenason (darraghmac), Monday, 29 March 2010 15:51 (sixteen years ago)
why I hate the ILX, as distilled into elven posts
xpost
― conrad, Monday, 29 March 2010 15:51 (sixteen years ago)
leprechaun-y jokes
― black jeans stained by (snoball), Monday, 29 March 2010 15:52 (sixteen years ago)
taking this to IMP board
― mdskltr (blueski), Monday, 29 March 2010 15:55 (sixteen years ago)
oh well played
― Jermaine Jenason (darraghmac), Monday, 29 March 2010 15:55 (sixteen years ago)
now hobbit
― Ismael Klata, Monday, 29 March 2010 15:56 (sixteen years ago)
course if you want to discuss brownies then maybe ILTMI would be more appropriate
― Jermaine Jenason (darraghmac), Monday, 29 March 2010 15:56 (sixteen years ago)
suggest banshee
― mdskltr (blueski), Monday, 29 March 2010 16:07 (sixteen years ago)
oh pwcad
― Jermaine Jenason (darraghmac), Monday, 29 March 2010 16:08 (sixteen years ago)
'My mother took me out of Roedean because she'd spent the school fees on plastic surgery' Rachel's mother Nileen has spent £200,000 on 53 cosmetic procedures
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1262397/Mother-took-daughter-Roedean-shed-spent-fees-plastic-surgery.html
― nakhchivan, Wednesday, 31 March 2010 12:20 (sixteen years ago)
She looks great, to be fair.
― Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 31 March 2010 12:22 (sixteen years ago)
which one?
― nakhchivan, Wednesday, 31 March 2010 12:23 (sixteen years ago)
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3653/3299212247_f804a120a8.jpg
― Allbran Burg (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 31 March 2010 12:24 (sixteen years ago)
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3344/3410393715_3e05de31b3.jpg
― Allbran Burg (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 31 March 2010 12:25 (sixteen years ago)
the Nefertiti thing is pretty cool I reckon. The school fees would just've been wasted on Rachel
― Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 31 March 2010 12:26 (sixteen years ago)
what does lasanna diarra have to do with this?
― nakhchivan, Wednesday, 31 March 2010 12:28 (sixteen years ago)
http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00593/SNN2315C_380_593501a.jpg
― Top Geir (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 31 March 2010 12:29 (sixteen years ago)
I for one applaud Nileen's quest to emulate Nefertiti's timeless beauty. God bless you Queen Nileen/Nefertiti! Perhaps her dull daughter should show more support for her mothers love of Egyptian spirituality... God bless you Queen Nileen!
- Akhnaten, Carnac, 31/3/2010 9:24Click to rate Rating -653
^ this is the worst rated comment :(
― Ladies and Gentlemen We Are Farting in Space (NickB), Wednesday, 31 March 2010 12:53 (sixteen years ago)
Well I gave it a thumbs-up, but it's down to -675 now.
― Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 31 March 2010 13:01 (sixteen years ago)
http://img694.imageshack.us/img694/139/article1265737091f02f00.jpg
― nakhchivan, Wednesday, 14 April 2010 00:58 (sixteen years ago)
Erm how fake?http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1265734/Pictured-Arctic-Survey-team-escape-disaster-ice-cracks-tent.html
― not_goodwin, Wednesday, 14 April 2010 10:31 (sixteen years ago)