'Hurley sleep-talking "cheese curds..." is literally the low point of the entire series for me. '
You're gonna have to explain this dairy-hate.
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 18:13 (sixteen years ago)
At this point in the series, yes we know Hurley is fat and likes to eat. I think I just mentally skipped over this joke, didn't even notice it. At least if you're going to do this kind of joke anymore, it should be something different... like throwing a Hot Pocket at someone.
― Nhex, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 18:16 (sixteen years ago)
cheese curds are delicious though
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 18:22 (sixteen years ago)
^^^ Was going to post this, also being trapped on a desert-ass island for a long time I think I'd probably dream about food.
― helen said thizz (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 18:25 (sixteen years ago)
I thought he said cheese carrots
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 18:25 (sixteen years ago)
deserted-ass. Then again, maybe Dharma drops cheese curds.
― helen said thizz (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 18:26 (sixteen years ago)
yeah cheese carrots is what i heard
― shite new answers (cutty), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 18:26 (sixteen years ago)
yet another example of british people thinking everyone is little miss muffet
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 18:28 (sixteen years ago)
Juliet was talking about food, too, when she was in death-delirium.
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 18:29 (sixteen years ago)
Pretty sure Ben and his dad left the island on a submarine. They evacuated the island before the bomb blew up or didn't blow up.
then they came back to the island and adult ben killed him? sorry, i swear i'm not trying to be thick, i just dont comprehend any of this.
― smash your phonograph in half, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 18:54 (sixteen years ago)
in the original timeline, there was an "incident" but we don't know what that incident was
you are assuming that the incident and juliet setting off the bomb are one and the same. i don't think they are.
― shite new answers (cutty), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 18:55 (sixteen years ago)
yeah I think we can assume that in the timeline where the bomb didn't go off, the people in the submarine came back once whatever caused the incident was contained
― peter in montreal, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 19:03 (sixteen years ago)
then again, maybe in the alternate timeline, the island was never evacuated in the first place. Kind of hard to figure out the exact point at which the timelines diverge.
― peter in montreal, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 19:05 (sixteen years ago)
Yeah, in the sideways timeline they don't return to the island, and seem to have a decent relationship. In the original timeline they return to the island and Ben murders him with gas.
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 19:06 (sixteen years ago)
Kind of hard to figure out the exact point at which the timelines diverge.
It doesn't really make sense that the timelines would diverge anytime before Juliet is in the hole. Clearly Ben and his father were on the island and then they left. It seems fair to assume that they left around the time of the incident.
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 19:08 (sixteen years ago)
Timeline has to diverge far back enough for Jack to raise a teenager..and for Locke's dad to not push him out the window (he wouldn't be invited to the wedding if he'd done that)..but I think locke's accident was only 5-10 years before the flight
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 19:12 (sixteen years ago)
Sinking the island in '77 means Rousseau and crew are trapped on Catalina instead? Rousseau hops a ferry to LA for their excellent school districts?
Would it have been too on-the-nose to make Widmore the alt-Principal instead of Walter Peck?
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 19:23 (sixteen years ago)
I wonder if Alpert ever visited young Locke in the sideways timeline.
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 19:23 (sixteen years ago)
Sinking the island in '77
we don't know when the island sank
― dmr, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 19:29 (sixteen years ago)
Is there a continuity problem with a '77 sinking?
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 19:37 (sixteen years ago)
In the sideways timeline, the writers are clearly presenting each character with some sort of conflict that their original selves would have handled differently. Ben would have sold Alex out, but this time he compromises to help her. Locke normally would continue questing, but instead has accepted domesticity and his limitations. Sayid normally would avenge his family, but instead chose the path of peace and acceptance, and only killed Keamy et al. in self-defense. Killing Keamy is the only thing he did that seems more like something Old Sayid would do, but I think it was inevitable at that point.
I would argue that Jack seems pretty well-adjusted, has an improving relationship with his kid, doesn't seem to be an alcoholic... he seems like he's in a good place.
I imagine next week will be a Sawyer episode and soon after that we'll have a Hurley episode that achieve similar ends. I imagine that soon we'll resolve whatever is going on with Jin and Sun.
But that phase of the sideways storyline should be ending after a few episodes, and honestly I can't for the life of me figure out what could possibly set them in motion after that for the remainder of the ten remaining episodes. There can't be ten more episodes about the characters compromising and thereby overcoming their flaws. So there is going to need to be some kind of huge plot point in the sideways timeline that shakes everyone out of their slumber.
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 19:43 (sixteen years ago)
The issue is that we don't know that the bomb went off, and the underwater island doesn't look exploded.
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 19:44 (sixteen years ago)
this is a wild goose chase - the sideways timeline isn't a 'what happens if the bomb doesn't go off' or 'what happens if the plane never crashes' but more like a 'what happens if Jacob never touched/influenced any of these people's lives'.
― mikebee (BATTAGS), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 19:47 (sixteen years ago)
Ha, what if Jacob has a sideways flash too, and he is biblical Jacob just hanging out, grilling fish.
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 19:54 (sixteen years ago)
the sideways timeline isn't a 'what happens if the bomb doesn't go off' or 'what happens if the plane never crashes' but more like a 'what happens if Jacob never touched/influenced any of these people's lives'.
In the sideways timeline there is an underwater island with barracks on it, so I am going to disagree with you here.
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 19:58 (sixteen years ago)
I think this is otm, and based on how their lives turn out, a pretty big hint that maybe Jacob is the asshole in this whole feud.
BTW, I expect ep 15 will be mainly about early Jacob/mib and maybe a little bit the black rock.
― Mister Jim, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 19:59 (sixteen years ago)
x-post, he never influenced their lives b/c the island was sunk, imo.
― Mister Jim, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 20:00 (sixteen years ago)
Hurley still wins with Jacob's numbers though. Unless it's an entirely different set of numbers he wins with. What a lucky guy!
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 20:05 (sixteen years ago)
The island was sunk after he had influenced some of their lives ... Locke, for instance. For you to be right, it would mean that it selectively altered the past to not involve Alpert scouting Locke but also still resulting in all of the Barracks folks winding up on the island, building a Barracks, branding a shark with a Dharma logo...
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 20:06 (sixteen years ago)
Also was very pleased to see Arntz rewarded with Linus' parking space as consolation for blowing up in Island continuity. Truly karma is an equitable mistress.
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 20:06 (sixteen years ago)
The only one I can think of that jacob influenced pre-77 is Sawyer. Jacob didn't really get around to touching Locke till after he was paralyzed. I don't consider Alpert's actions here to be on behalf of Jacob, since it's strongly implied that they weren't.
But you're point still stands with respect to Sawyer, but I somehow I suspect that when we get to Sawyer's centric, in the alt he won't have finished that letter, therefore he won't have bitterly "held onto his emotions," or whatever it was his uncle said, and so he won't be the angry conman who landed on the island in the original reality. Because Jacob wasn't there to give him that pen.
― Mister Jim, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 20:20 (sixteen years ago)
I don't consider Alpert's actions here to be on behalf of Jacob, since it's strongly implied that they weren't.
How would Alpert have navigated off the island and to the home of young Locke without Jacob's guidance?
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 20:23 (sixteen years ago)
In the sideways timeline there is an underwater island with barracks on it, so I am going to disagree with you here.not sure of the connection here - don't remember anything about Jacob specifically bringing Dharma to the island...
For you to be right, it would mean that it selectively altered the past to not involve Alpert scouting Locke
i think at this point we're beyond speaking in terms of what "the island" did or didn't do - all these things are the result of the works of Jacob and Smokey, this is the big picture the show has been building up to.
keep in mind the only reason Richard went out to scout Locke is because Locke - first, being manipulated by Christian/Smokey in the cabin, then again by Richard who told him he had to turn the wheel and die - who was being manipulated in turn by Smokey/Locke in 2007 - told Richard in the 50's that he would be their leader, which led to a very long chain of events leading to Locke being considered next in line, and getting close enough to Jacob to finally get someone to kill him. it's a long con. The point being that these are Smokey's machinations, not Jacob's.
― mikebee (BATTAGS), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 20:28 (sixteen years ago)
You think Alpert needed Jacob to get off the island? Or his help once off island to find Locke? I don't have any reason to believe either of those things. Did Widmore need Jacob's help to get off the island and father Penny?
― Mister Jim, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 20:30 (sixteen years ago)
x-post: exactly
― Mister Jim, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 20:31 (sixteen years ago)
not sure of the connection here - don't remember anything about Jacob specifically bringing Dharma to the island...
Flocke said that everyone on the island was brought there by Jacob, and there are Dharma names on the cave wall / lighthouse wheel.
i think at this point we're beyond speaking in terms of what "the island" did or didn't do
By "it" I meant the incident, not the island.
Ah, that's a good point. Locke told Richard that Locke was the leader. We don't know that Jacob had anything to do with it.
But it's still possible that all that stuff happened pre-'77 in the alt-timeline.
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 20:35 (sixteen years ago)
There's a big difference between being forcibly removed from the island and later having a kid (who was not a candidate, just an off-island lady) vs. leaving the island and finding the child version of a random guy you met for 5 minutes in the '50s. Jacob has a lighthouse that directs him to his candidates, and Alpert works directly for Jacob. And Locke was always one of Jacob's candidates, Smokey's interference or not.
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 20:38 (sixteen years ago)
Alpert kept tabs on Locke because future Locke told Alpert when and where he would be born and to go check it out. Alpert would later leave the island and recruit Juliet at Ben's behest. Also Widmore apparently routinely left the island. What these three things have in common is that there is no apparent reason to think the others needed Jacob's help to leave the island. That was my only point in bringing up Widmore.
There is no indication that Alpert was keeping tabs on Locke at Jacob's behest, and in fact, it is implied that it wasn't because of anything Jacob wanted at the time at all.
Jacob may in fact have told Alpert to go to the mainland and visit Locke. I don't know whether he did or didn't. But the show has not given me any reason to think that he did. And, on the contrary, it has given me some hints that he did not.
― Mister Jim, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 20:53 (sixteen years ago)
yeah the Dharma sub came and went every two weeks and I don't think they got permission.
― sleeve, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 20:55 (sixteen years ago)
I guess as far as Locke is concerned, it depends on whether there is a difference between having your name on the lighthouse wheel and having your name on the cave wall.
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 20:59 (sixteen years ago)
I think the cave really belongs to Smokey in spite of the "Jacob's Ladder" joke - all we know about it is what Flocke has said and I think at this point he has lied about at least some things? Anyone remember? That might be an important point. Has he lied? Has Jacob?
― sleeve, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 21:02 (sixteen years ago)
He's all, "Hey Ben come with us you can be leader of the island again" pretty lie-tastic.
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 21:04 (sixteen years ago)
Also, as far as the Dharma sub is concerned: when Widmore was coming in going, the Others had possession of the submarine because they'd seized the island from the Dharmas. When Alpert went to see young Locke, they didn't have the sub. In fact, it's quite possible that the Dharma submarine hadn't even arrived at the island at that point. So Alpert clearly left the island in some other way, and almost definitely not via the donkey wheel which seems like a worst-case scenario thing.
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 21:06 (sixteen years ago)
I thought everyone staying on the island was going to die once smokey's group left? Who knows.
Alpert was looking kind of sentimentally at the manacles in the hold of the Black Rock. I wonder if he was the prisoner or the imprisoner?
― mh, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 21:07 (sixteen years ago)
good point about the timing (xp)
― sleeve, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 21:11 (sixteen years ago)
Oh yeah, pretending to be Locke is a pretty big lie.
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 21:22 (sixteen years ago)
So what's up with Christian, I wonder.
They still haven't recovered his body in the sideways timeline.
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 21:29 (sixteen years ago)
It is a good point about the timing with the dharma sub, but it doesn't change my opinion of the larger points: (1) that the alt is showing the result of their lives without jacob's interference (or at least without Jacob's interference after '77 or whenever it is the island is to have sunk), and (2) that there's not a strong reason to believe that Alpert was watching Locke at Jacob's request. But we'll just have to see how the show resolves some of this stuff.
― Mister Jim, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 21:32 (sixteen years ago)
I think they did recover his body in the alt, they just didn't show it. Jack's mother said David was upset at the funeral, indicating that there WAS a funeral, indicating that they had gotten the body? That was my thought process anyway, which made the whole missing body thing a let down, imo.
― Mister Jim, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 21:35 (sixteen years ago)
I think that's an insight into the show's writing though, lol. They wanted Jack and Locke to meet in the alt, so they create the mysteries of the missing corpse and knives so that they can meet in the baggage claim area. A few weeks later, that whole mystery turns out to be completely unimportant (they both got there stuff back a couple of days later), and for that matter I can't even remember if that conversation between Jack and Locke mattered at all either.
― Mister Jim, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 21:41 (sixteen years ago)