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Photoshop the steam in...with YOUR MIND.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 13 May 2005 00:29 (twenty-one years ago)

I bet her ass felt funny that day

― Doobie Keebler (Charles McCain), Friday, 13 May 2005 00:30 (twenty-one years ago)

IT'S NOT MELTING BECAUSE SHE'S COOOOOOLLLLD BLOOODEDDDDDD...

― Jimmy Mod, Sultan of Sexxitime (ModJ), Friday, 13 May 2005 00:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Rap godfather

― Doobie Keebler (Charles McCain), Friday, 13 May 2005 00:31 (twenty-one years ago)

If the big tittays were fake she totally had to have them uninstalled when she went on the Hollywood Starvation Diet because as my wife likes to tell me weightloss affects the boobs first.

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Friday, 13 May 2005 00:37 (twenty-one years ago)

are there any more pictures where you can see the freckles on her thighs?

― teeny (teeny), Friday, 13 May 2005 00:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Maternity cravings?

― Jimmy Mod, Sultan of Sexxitime (ModJ), Friday, 13 May 2005 01:00 (twenty-one years ago)

haha omg

― strng hlkngtn, Friday, 13 May 2005 01:33 (twenty-one years ago)

are there any more pictures where you can see the freckles on her thighs?

This question is U&K!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 13 May 2005 01:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Your search - "freckled thighs" - did not match any documents.

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Friday, 13 May 2005 01:48 (twenty-one years ago)

I guess I just have issues with heroin chic being the standard of gorgeous because it fucks so many little girls (and grown women) up. It pisses me off.

This of course makes sense, however, don't hate the player etc...

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 13 May 2005 01:53 (twenty-one years ago)

i don't think she goes up to random girls on the street and taunts them. lindsay and nicole are famous and therefore exist as both real living breathing people and images. attack the image. mock it. point out how ridiculous it is.

― ()ops (()()ps), Friday, 13 May 2005 01:58 (twenty-one years ago)

(but really, that "hate the game not the playa" shit is bullshit. or, at least, very far from being a truisim)

― ()ops (()()ps), Friday, 13 May 2005 02:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Spencer won't dance with a fat Lindsey.

― deanor (jram), Friday, 13 May 2005 02:26 (twenty-one years ago)

I'll dance with her.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Friday, 13 May 2005 02:32 (twenty-one years ago)

People, are you really THIS DENSE? Spencer is not passing judgement on Lindsey Lohan's physique one way or the other. He is not saying he likes her more when she's skinny, or that he likes her more when she's not skinny.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 13 May 2005 03:14 (twenty-one years ago)

I'll dance with you, too, Tracer.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Friday, 13 May 2005 03:15 (twenty-one years ago)

he said "dense"

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 13 May 2005 03:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Remy, much like Kevin Bacon in Footloose, just wants to dance.

― haitch (haitch), Friday, 13 May 2005 03:23 (twenty-one years ago)

While we've been weighing in on the suitability of Ms Lohan's body as a role model for our children, we have been neglecting the other stars of the movie who, in my mind, are just as worthy of this kind of discussion. For instance, the woman who plays Larry David's wife on Curb Your Enthusiasm. Eyebrows -- too plucked, I think. I'd still dance with her, though. As long as she tolerated my lectures about grooming.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 13 May 2005 04:29 (twenty-one years ago)

If I looked all over the world
And there’s every type of girl
But Miss Lohan's eyes
Seem to pass me by
Leave me dancing with Tracer Hand

So let’s sink another drink
’cause it’ll give me time to think
If I had the chance
I’d ask Lindsey L. to dance
And I’ll be dancing with Tracer Hand

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 13 May 2005 04:32 (twenty-one years ago)

http://tugboatonline.brinkster.net/ilxstuff/dancing%20man.gif http://tugboatonline.brinkster.net/ilxstuff/dancing%20man.gif http://tugboatonline.brinkster.net/ilxstuff/dancing%20man.gif

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Friday, 13 May 2005 04:35 (twenty-one years ago)

http://uploadhut.com/upload/59984.gif

― Girolamo Savonarola, Friday, 13 May 2005 04:49 (twenty-one years ago)

wait what did bob altman do now?

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 13 May 2005 04:50 (twenty-one years ago)

What hasn't he done?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 13 May 2005 04:55 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.failmath.com/archives/

scroll down about 2/3rds of the way

also:

http://img229.echo.cx/img229/1944/lohan2vi9kl.gif

― kingfish maximum overdrunk (Kingfish), Friday, 13 May 2005 05:33 (twenty-one years ago)

I would be thrilled to dance with you, Ned.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 13 May 2005 05:39 (twenty-one years ago)

*WUV*

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 13 May 2005 05:40 (twenty-one years ago)

T/S: Does LL Rub Her Tittays If She Loves Hip-Hop?

― kingfish maximum overdrunk (Kingfish), Friday, 13 May 2005 05:42 (twenty-one years ago)

It's the next-best thing to dancing with yourself.

xpost

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 13 May 2005 05:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Thank you Tracer! Tracer and Ned are my heros - I would dance with either of them (and I will admit to dancing with LL). I do in fact like her any which way. She is an extraordinarily pretty girl and certainly didn't need to lose weight to be attractive. I suspect that she felt that becoming skinnier would make look older and that she would then be more suitable for older and more distinguished roles. I'm sure she could do Disney and teen movies for many more years but she probably fears being typecast. Either way, don't hate the actress, hate the agent.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 13 May 2005 07:49 (twenty-one years ago)

fuck, spencer chow is my hero!

personally, i'm more concerned by lindsay's redhead denial. i though red hair was hot right now anyway, what with lily cole...

― N_RQ, Friday, 13 May 2005 08:33 (twenty-one years ago)

In order of love:

Lindsay
Strongo/Michael Keaton
Spencer
Ann-Margret

― The Irrelevant Man (Negativa) (Barima), Friday, 13 May 2005 11:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Did I or anyone else say he was? are YOU that dense??

― ()ops (()()ps), Friday, 13 May 2005 14:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Lindsey Lohan: Stupiding Message Boards Since 2002.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 13 May 2005 14:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh we were stupid far before that.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 13 May 2005 14:55 (twenty-one years ago)

(I really don't have anything against her. I think lots of people are too skinny. I think lots of people are too freckled, too. It's arbitrary and means nothing outside of my own little head.)

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 13 May 2005 14:59 (twenty-one years ago)

this thread has helped dissuade me of the notion that lindsay lohan is basically just frankie muniz avec rack plus.

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 13 May 2005 15:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Welcome to the Dark Side

― Jimmy Mod, Sultan of Sexxitime (ModJ), Friday, 13 May 2005 15:13 (twenty-one years ago)

TOO freckled?

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 13 May 2005 15:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah I know, weird, huh? Seeing as how I'm freckled myself... I think it stems back to grade school and this kid named Rusty who was a total cunt to me at all times and one time I saw him blow a snot rocket and it made me hurl. Bleah.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 13 May 2005 15:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Too freckled!! On the right woman, this can be the most absolutely sexiferous thing in the world.!

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 13 May 2005 15:20 (twenty-one years ago)

but surely if someone is nearly ALL freckles, it's too much? i say this as a fan of the freckles, at least on shoulders, chest.

― ()ops (()()ps), Friday, 13 May 2005 15:22 (twenty-one years ago)

I admit that really only applies to people who remind me of Rusty. That cunt.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 13 May 2005 15:23 (twenty-one years ago)

The story goes she applies cream to *un-freckle* herself because she hates'em. I really don't like her new hair colour, blonde. It just doesn't look right on her (esp the dark eyebrows).

I guess I just have issues with heroin chic being the standard of gorgeous because it fucks so many little girls (and grown women) up. It pisses me off.

Dude, heroin chic is so 90s. ;-)

I think she's gorgeous.

― nathalie's baby (stevie nixed), Friday, 13 May 2005 15:27 (twenty-one years ago)

I. Give. Up.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 13 May 2005 15:54 (twenty-one years ago)

There's a great picture of Joan Crawford from the late 20's when she was still quite comely and where she allowed herself to be photographed, freckles and all but I am not finding it on Google.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 13 May 2005 15:59 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.joancrawfordbest.com/470623_life01.jpg

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 13 May 2005 16:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Lindsay Lohan would look so cute saying "NO WIRE HANGERS EVER!"

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 13 May 2005 16:14 (twenty-one years ago)

It's much earlier than that, luna.

xpost

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 13 May 2005 16:15 (twenty-one years ago)

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