I want to be Maggie Gyllenhaal

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makeoutclub de sade is possibly the best thing I've ever heard in my life, jesus man.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 19:19 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.alienscollection.com/spaceballs.jpg

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 19:23 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.cyberium.net/bnguy/tv/spaceballs/spaceballs_!.jpg

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 19:24 (twenty-two years ago)

MitchAnon: what is that first pic?
MitchAnon: bjork?

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 19:29 (twenty-two years ago)

"busy inventing new schools to be too cool for"

― amateurist (amateurist), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 19:35 (twenty-two years ago)

"just because you moon over them on an internet message board doesn't mean someone who looks like them will eventually sleep with you"

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 19:38 (twenty-two years ago)

MitchAnon: the roadmap to amateurist-gabbo peace has fallen apart
Dubplatestyle: like israel and palestine, forever linked yet inextricably "other"

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 19:42 (twenty-two years ago)

MitchAnon: now if your kids fall in love we have a screenplay
MitchAnon: "gabbo jr., who was that girl i saw you talking to after the game?"
Dubplatestyle: gabbo jr. would play golf or something
Dubplatestyle: curling

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 19:44 (twenty-two years ago)

i only called cease-fire so myself and jess would cease to be the subjects of this thread. alas.

― amateurist (amateurist), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 19:46 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't understand this thread anymore.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 19:52 (twenty-two years ago)

it's about Maggie Gyllenhaal!

― amateurist (amateurist), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 19:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, right.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 19:54 (twenty-two years ago)

we have to work harder next time

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 19:56 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't think if Maggie G sees this thread she's going to want to make out with any of us.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 19:59 (twenty-two years ago)

No offense or anything, but I don't think she'd make out with you with or without the thread. Nothing personal.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:02 (twenty-two years ago)

oh but ally surely she will, all the boys said they liked her personality, not just her looks!! that means theyre sensitive and deep

― trife (simon_tr), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:04 (twenty-two years ago)

girls from 2 year art schools are easier to make out with than girls who go to fancy ladies colleges.

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Not true, I've made out with half of NYC ILX. Oh wait, I don't go to a ladies college, that means I'm a total slut. Like hockey girls.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:06 (twenty-two years ago)

If Maggie G. knew what I was packin' she wouldn't stop at making out.

― nickalicious can't believe he clicked submit holy shit (nickalicious), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:07 (twenty-two years ago)

tom delete ilx please

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:08 (twenty-two years ago)

More like humanity but anyway.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Trife, we may be corny indie fuxx, but we're not actually delusional enough to think that any of these rich daughters of Hollywood would cast an eye our way. Does that mean we should stop talking about them, though? No, because it's fun.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:09 (twenty-two years ago)

I disagree with Ally about the no-making-out-chance thing.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:11 (twenty-two years ago)

I guess you have a higher chance with her than with Nicole Kidman.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:11 (twenty-two years ago)

I am dying to make the world's worst joke (not at N's expense).

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:11 (twenty-two years ago)

You mean that one I did a minute ago wasn't the worst? Hooboy.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:12 (twenty-two years ago)

If Maggie G. knew what I was packin' she wouldn't stop at making out.

Fudge?

― YOU WERE WARNED (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:13 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't like the tone of jay's 'rich daughters of Hollywood' comment.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:14 (twenty-two years ago)

A HA HA !!!

― nickalicious 0wn3d (nickalicious), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:14 (twenty-two years ago)

how does this thread keep getting worse???

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:15 (twenty-two years ago)

It's a gift.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:15 (twenty-two years ago)

cuz we keep posting things that aren't pictures of Maggie Gyllenhaal on it

xpost

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:16 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah that MUST be it

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:17 (twenty-two years ago)

This thread just proves the shocking fact that men are easily pleased.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:17 (twenty-two years ago)

ha ha well fuck you too d00d & d00dette

http://i.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/020617/171050__gyllenhaal_l.jpg

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:18 (twenty-two years ago)

why do you all want 'rich daughters of hollywood' to have all the pathetic indie quirks of your quirky indie friends??!?!

― trife (simon_tr), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:18 (twenty-two years ago)

i guess maybe someday she'll get naked in a movie and omg itll be like looking at an indie girl naked!!!!!!

― trife (simon_tr), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:19 (twenty-two years ago)

b-but trife she plays the banjo!

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:19 (twenty-two years ago)

and collects novelty buttons from elections gone by! and wears vintage!

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Well obv. it is a triumph for all women to have someone so "quirky" on the silver screen. Don't shit on our feminism.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Dude, you guys are making WAAAAAAAY too much of this. WTF?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:22 (twenty-two years ago)

ha ethan and jess in taking things too far shockah!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:22 (twenty-two years ago)

ile : maggie g :: threadbare starving hobos who put their palms on the window of a shop and lick their lips : wax fruit

― trife (simon_tr), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:22 (twenty-two years ago)

nickalicious, surely you are used to the jess and ethan fuck-up roadshow by now?

This thread just proves the shocking fact that men are easily pleased.

Is this supposed to be a bad thing? Are we supposed to be more difficult?

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:23 (twenty-two years ago)

ha ha YOU'RE on ILE trife

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:24 (twenty-two years ago)

b-but trife she plays the banjo!

FUCK YOU, IT'S THE UKELELE

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:24 (twenty-two years ago)

trife's last post made me fucking spit dude, wow.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:24 (twenty-two years ago)

ethan i think we have to up our lame dick joke quotient so we can stop being "fuck ups"

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:24 (twenty-two years ago)

dastoor your seamless integration into nu ile says alot about the depth of your character

― trife (simon_tr), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:25 (twenty-two years ago)

The weird thing about the Jess and Ethan roadshow is that their commentary is all Statler and Waldorf = it's said publicly, but it's only directed back-and-forth. "Hey, Gabbo, did you just hear that?" etc.

x-post: Okay except that last one.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:26 (twenty-two years ago)

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