"Can I say you're my girlfriend on Facebook?"

I could have donw without sadwank.jpg altogether but nm.

never friend request a girl in the middle of your date with her (unless it's going really well)

so mid-fuck then?

Jenny otm

sad wanks are the best though...your tears mixing with...ah nevermind

can't believe you masturbate over a picture of a naked baby on an album cover

:> hey look over there, it's scarlett johannsen

i don't care if the baby grew up to be scarjo, it's still not acceptable

you're supposed to look over there so I can make a stealthy exit, damnit

but scarlett is holding MP4xA's baby

and I can't physically look

i mean, ewwwwwww

tbh LJ, your fb picture looks like you're getting ready to deliver a baby

lol @ your FB group btw. fluxblog will never tire as a punchline

haha true but if I was in the Tate Modern I'd have it delivered INSIDE the awesome dark holocaust memorial box, rather than in a slightly rubbish nearby loading area that I wouldn't have been able to squeeze through the partially-closed door into if I'd been pregnant anyway

xp

yeah Dom's work never dies tbh

Since my father, who is no stranger to idle time, got a FB account I now hear sentence starters like "So I was looking at all your friends on Facebook..." and "I noticed you were talking to Jamie on Facebook, he's sure grown up!"

Maybe it's just because of my family experiences but it really pushes my buttons now that he's spending all his time snooping on me.

Yeah my mum sometimes PM's my facebook with "why did you say that, whats wrong?" which is giving me the shits.

Why don't you restrict their access to your profile?

it was actually healthy that all my family got on FB because now i have zero desire to actually log-in to the site any longer.

if only they would do the same for ILX I would be g2g.

Why don't you restrict their access to your profile?

I did! Should I have given him full access I'd imagine late-night readings of my status update backlog would be in the cards.

My dad will never do Facebook in a zillion years but the other day he used WTF in an email and i LOL'd

Well this certainly won't have any unforeseen consequences at all.

haahahahahahaaahahahaahahahahaaaaahahahahahhahaaaa

I particularly like the BBC's implicit assertion 17 year olds are under-age.

Wouldnt a panic button on FB work like a SB button did on here? (she says with guilty lols)

"You have 51 suggest nonces, the police will arrive shortly"

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/46623000/jpg/_46623457_ashleighhall.jpg

This is kind of how I look in my mind when I imagine what I look like.

xxxxx xxxxxxxxxx Facebook is full of illiterate twats. Fact x
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u guys plz fan my important new page http://www.facebook.com/pages/I-Bet-We-Can-Find-A-Trillion-People/107588845928909

A++

thx dood, but please hold yr applause until we find a trillion people

Great in-depth reporting from the Telegraph's technology reporter.

Facebook 'linked to rise in syphilis'

Facebook has allowed me to see semi-naughty pictures of girls I know that I previously would have to just invent in my mind...

Fine, then I'll just facebook y'all up en masse. Don't everybody reply at once, now. :D

? Try again, that should work.

Facebook has allowed me to see semi-naughty pictures of girls I know that I previously would have to just invent in my mind...

^^This. And all they get in return from me is boring pix of me wearing hats or cryptic music-related shots I use as profile photos.

ya the tradeoff is definitely one sided on my end too lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lp-USKnPDbY

I think I know how cankles is spending his days now

as a friend recently said to me: "I don't go on Facebook any more. I live in Facebook and occasionally I go on real life."

A certain D: truth to that.

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c102/OfMarrow/tryinhard.jpg

"Drexel University will probably never hold a capacity of intelligence that empathizes beyond the disillusions of a nescient student body full of ignorant and defenseless minds. Without that key to fundamental intelligence, how can a school be able to channel it's own information reservoirs into perfectible systems that choose student-participated morality instead of dominant competition, or interpret class-bound job-bound Drexel-produced metaphors? A university that habitually martyrs itself on it's homemade propagative and prevaricate need to procreate and tell each other about it is a book that needs to be burned. Drexel fails to realize that it exports identical mechanized clone workers who are proud to insinuate their sexualized middle-class successes with their equally identical employer clones. Perhaps, this habit is known all too well, and a referral to the school of Creationism might have been a defective idea."

drexel should be razed and paved over

http://www.katv.com/news/stories/0410/723100.html

A 16-year-old kid from Arkadelphia, Arkansas, filed harassment charges against his mother, alleging she posted “slanderous” things about him on his Facebook page.

The mother, or someone posing as the mother, posted on the comments to that.

South Park episode on Facebook that just aired yesterday: http://www.southparkstudios.com/episodes/267112

Oh boy, I wasn't sure to post this here or in the "list and define savages" thread

some background:
a random chick liked my friend's status, so i started a conversation:

http://imm.io/jou

immediately after this i added her. she accepted, and i commented on the blurb in her newsfeed about "Stephanie and David are now friends":

http://imm.io/jow

then she sent me this message:
http://imm.io/joz

some background:
a random chick liked my friend's status, so i started a conversation:
http://i42.tinypic.com/bhdq9d.jpg

immediately after this i added her. she accepted, and i commented on the blurb in her newsfeed about "Stephanie and David are now friends":
http://i40.tinypic.com/33fessw.jpg

then she sent me this message:
http://i40.tinypic.com/nlv7nl.jpg

http://i41.tinypic.com/w5o4z.jpg

hahahaha omg

brilliantly revealed btw, love the image-free first post

xpost. unbelievably, she gave him a nice reply back

http://i44.tinypic.com/16bafrc.jpg

and he answered with this:

http://i44.tinypic.com/14jz3nk.jpg

neil strauss has so goddamn much to answer for