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Tsk - repeat to self 'It is a social experiment. It is a social experiment.'

Lara (Lara), Thursday, 20 February 2003 11:19 (twenty-three years ago)

And I am too tired to walk to the Internet Cafe next door at coffee time.

Gosh you're keen Lara.

Graham (graham), Thursday, 20 February 2003 11:21 (twenty-three years ago)

We go there anyway. Because (I am told) their coffee is better and they have a range of fruit teas that please my palate. And you can *smoke*.

Lara (Lara), Thursday, 20 February 2003 11:22 (twenty-three years ago)

Back in the pre-Nerve Personals days, I had a personal up on Swoon for some months. I met a few awful/desperate/etc. people; some people who were perfectly decent but just not too interesting to me; some people I liked a whole lot; and a few people who are still dear friends of mine. And I don't think I'd ever have met _any_ of them had it not been for the ad.

Douglas (Douglas), Thursday, 20 February 2003 13:21 (twenty-three years ago)

haha i just got my first response

Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 20 February 2003 13:40 (twenty-three years ago)

the personals are the last refuge of the pathetically desperate

Yes, I have such ads on a few sites. Not this one, as I didn't know it. I might give it a go. Actually, while there have been some pathetically desperate people, I've met a load of really fascinating women through these sites, including for instance an artist who has exhibited in galleries I'd heard of, an award-winning novelist, a director of a city market research firm and lots of others who were wonderful and interesting people, even if not reducible to a career-success phrase. I think the image of it being the last resort of the pathetic loser is, myself probably excepted, largely untrue.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Thursday, 20 February 2003 14:16 (twenty-three years ago)

I have one too. It's mostly good for seamy hookups.

mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 20 February 2003 14:17 (twenty-three years ago)

I have one on the Onion. It's not really good for anything, but I did date a girl for about two months that I met on it (we're still friends).

hstencil, Thursday, 20 February 2003 14:22 (twenty-three years ago)

(Onion/Nerve/Salon/etc all share the same database, BTW.)

mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 20 February 2003 14:24 (twenty-three years ago)

hhahahaha, here's mine:

I am: a man
Looking for: a woman
Interested In: friendship
dating
serious relationship

Age: 27
Location: Astoria, New York
Area Code: 718
Occupation: Something in the 'Financial Services Industry'
Education: college
Ethnicity: Caucasian
Religion: Atheist
Star Sign: Libra
Relationship Status: Single

Height: 6'
Hair color: brown
Eye color: blue

Cigarettes: sometimes
Booze: often
Drugs: sometimes
Self-deprecation: never

you your goods your habits
Age: 22 - 32
Within: 50 miles
Education: college
grad school
post grad

Ethnicity: African American
Caucasian
East Asian
Hispanic/Latin
Middle Eastern
Native American
Pacific Islander
South Asian

Relationship Status: Single

the tip of my iceberg

Last great book I read:
Lately: Jorge Luis Borges, Ficciones; William Gaddis, Agape Agape; Paul Bowles, The Sheltering Sky; William T. Vollmann, An Afghanistan Picture Show oh and Bill Adler, Tougher than Leather: The Rise of Run-DMC.

Most humbling moment:
Filling out this damn thing.

Favorite on-screen sex scene:
Is there one in Transformers: The Movie? I don't remember...

Celebrity I resemble most:
Brian Wilson (before the cocaine, steaks and sleeping all day).

Best (or worst) lie I've ever told:
I don't lie.

If I could be anywhere at the moment:
it probably wouldn't be here. Uh, I'll go with any other country besides the U.S. for $300, Alex.

Song or album that puts me in the mood:
Usually anything by Joao Gilberto. Or maybe Nautical Almanac.

The five items I can't live without:
My turntable.
My bike.
My wallet (or the contents of it, at least).
My sense of direction.
My flask (and some bourbon to go in it).

In my bedroom, you'll find:
about 2000 LPs, 300 books, 200 CDs, a desk, a chair, lights, a stereo, a bed, candles, various musical instruments, detritus.

why you should get to know me
In the words of many a Harley-Davidson t-shirt, 'If you have to ask, lady, you just wouldn't understand.'

Okay, maybe you need more information. Here goes: if you're looking for some passive-aggressive dweeb with thinning hair and tiny glasses, there are plenty of other dudes on this site. I am not one of them.

more about who I'm looking for
Someone who can put the 'us' in 'us versus them.'

hstencil, Thursday, 20 February 2003 14:28 (twenty-three years ago)

Someone who can put the 'us' in 'us versus them.'

This reminded me of the slogan for my Live365 radio station:

"The us to their them -- and other rockist conceits"

Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 20 February 2003 14:32 (twenty-three years ago)

I've been meaning to set one up, but the only photos of me I have that are recent are either cheesiest-of-the-cheese band promo pics or sweaty onstage live band pics, neither exactly the side I want to put forward in a personal ad.

But once I've got a good self-photo, LOOK OUT NERVE LADIES! MUAHAHA!


hstencil is one cool mufugga! (You live in Lousyville, don'tcha?)

nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 20 February 2003 14:32 (twenty-three years ago)

Naw, I'm from Louisville, but I live in NYC. What's this Lousyville bizness? You Lexingtoners still mad we got Pitino?

hstencil, Thursday, 20 February 2003 14:34 (twenty-three years ago)

seamy hookups

Whaaaa?

Lara (Lara), Thursday, 20 February 2003 14:34 (twenty-three years ago)

I was (mostly) kidding.

mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 20 February 2003 14:36 (twenty-three years ago)

That picture of me is from when I was home sick one day. I used to have the one on my web site up.

hstencil, Thursday, 20 February 2003 14:36 (twenty-three years ago)

My Nerve profile sez this among other things:

"Tom Verlaine in 1977 is sexy; Taylor Dayne in 1988 is sexier."

Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 20 February 2003 14:45 (twenty-three years ago)

heheheheh, that's pretty funny. Yeah, my profile is totally rockist. Maybe I should make mention of it on there?

hstencil, Thursday, 20 February 2003 14:47 (twenty-three years ago)

second respondent: "wow. are you a WIRE magazine aficionado?"

Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 20 February 2003 14:47 (twenty-three years ago)

Lousyville = a Lex term trying to cover for our massive inferiority complex as "that other city in Kentucky".

Actually, I generally refer to it simply as "The 'Ville", but that's getting confusing now that my band rehearses in another "The 'Ville" (being Nicholasville).

nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 20 February 2003 14:49 (twenty-three years ago)

(JBR I don't know if it's the same in NYC but all the people I'm meeting on this thing are turning out to be local journalists. Seriously, all the Canadian media mastheads might as well be Nerve dating bingo cards...)

mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 20 February 2003 14:49 (twenty-three years ago)

i have seen the ad, [and the green flashing on-line indicator]

In my bedroom, you'll find:
hipster detritus

[I am concerned, does that mean: Nate is in jbr's bedroom? ha !]

DJ Martian (djmartian), Thursday, 20 February 2003 14:57 (twenty-three years ago)

My username is chronochromie.

I have gotten no responses and I've had up my ad for several months now.


:(

Melissa W (Melissa W), Thursday, 20 February 2003 14:58 (twenty-three years ago)

Melissa change yr "why should get to know me"!

mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 20 February 2003 15:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Melissa: you are an utter cutie & deserve plenty of responses. Another suggestion (which worked for me): change "why you should get to know me" and "who I'm looking for" so they're things people can respond to directly--maybe even ask questions people will want to write you answers to.

Also, I bet you can think of a better "is sexy/is sexier" than that--there are already 2 other Radiohead refs in the ad, & another kind of hook is always good.

Douglas (Douglas), Thursday, 20 February 2003 19:52 (twenty-three years ago)

I have one (which I think only Ally has seen), but I hid it due to recent developments...

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 20 February 2003 19:59 (twenty-three years ago)

perhaps I'll turn it back on for a day or two...

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 20 February 2003 20:01 (twenty-three years ago)

I really can't think of anything else. I'm limited that way.

And I don't know why people should get to know me or who I'm looking for.
Actually, that's not true.
I don't think people should get to know me, and I'm looking for Jonny Greenwood.

Neither are very good answers, methinks.

I honestly don't know why people should get to know me, though. I'd have to make things up.

Melissa W (Melissa W), Thursday, 20 February 2003 20:05 (twenty-three years ago)

i think it's endearing how hstencil and JBR are like "nice personal ad, that sounds like something I'd write... eh, good luck old chum!"

Matos your link is categorized as "Nudity" by my office proxy

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 20 February 2003 20:07 (twenty-three years ago)

It'd be more endearing if I got more emails from foxy women.

hstencil, Thursday, 20 February 2003 20:10 (twenty-three years ago)

I am... spencer5000

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 20 February 2003 20:11 (twenty-three years ago)

*falls off chair*

felicity (felicity), Thursday, 20 February 2003 20:17 (twenty-three years ago)

Melissa, I think the problem is that you are in Wheaton. Most people that I know in Chicago set their "range" within 10 or 25 miles--I think Wheaton is out of that. You should pretend you're in the city for the purposes of the web site.

I know at least two people who met their long-term SO's through this site, not that I think either relationship is necessarily a model of communication and common interest. I've also been to bars where I've witnessed people on Nerve-inspired dates that appeared to be total trainwrecks.

The idea of *advertising* myself fills me with such horror that I have never been able to make my ad "public." I don't like the think that I am the sum total of my likes and dislikes (or rather, I sometimes fear that I am) but the personals template encourages that kind of presentation. And I too have no idea why anyone "should" want to meet me. There are specific people I meet where I can think, "I know you'd be really happy hanging out with me" but I can't project that kind of thinking to some amorphous blob of similarly-located hipsters.

Anyway when I first discovered this site, it made me happy that there were so many people who (superficially) seemed interesting and decent, but like anything else I've become supersensitive to the cliches (most of them self-aggrandizing) of the format and now it just sort of depresses me that everyone sounds exactly the same--what's more depressing is I know everyone, including myself, imagines that their ad is Totally Different from All the Others.

What was that about staring into the abyss and the abyss st--

Amateurist (amateurist), Thursday, 20 February 2003 20:17 (twenty-three years ago)

Felicity, are you OK?

Amateurist (amateurist), Thursday, 20 February 2003 20:18 (twenty-three years ago)

No offense spencer, but you're not the type of foxy woman I had in mind. Mainly because you're a man.

hstencil, Thursday, 20 February 2003 20:19 (twenty-three years ago)

and by "more emails" I mean "some, any."

hstencil, Thursday, 20 February 2003 20:20 (twenty-three years ago)

Melissa, I think the problem is that you are in Wheaton.
Understatement of the year.

Melissa W (Melissa W), Thursday, 20 February 2003 20:21 (twenty-three years ago)

Felicity, are you OK?

She just realized what a fine hunk of man Spencer is, is all.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 20 February 2003 20:21 (twenty-three years ago)

I always knew that. It was the height that surprised me.

felicity (felicity), Thursday, 20 February 2003 20:24 (twenty-three years ago)

I did too, but I didn't fall offa my chair!

hstencil, Thursday, 20 February 2003 20:24 (twenty-three years ago)

OK, here's a question:

Do you think the Nerve "ads" are but an extension of the sort of presentation one gives when meeting a stranger at, say, a bar; or is it another thing altogether?

Amateurist (amateurist), Thursday, 20 February 2003 20:26 (twenty-three years ago)

(Falling off of your chair: arguably a great play for attention in a crowded bar.)

Amateurist (amateurist), Thursday, 20 February 2003 20:26 (twenty-three years ago)

jody plz keep in mind you promised last night to share ALL of your responses with us

jess (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 20 February 2003 20:28 (twenty-three years ago)

(Against my better judgement, I'll admit that I'm aquarius24.)

mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 20 February 2003 20:28 (twenty-three years ago)

It's like the presentation you get at the bar only without the pie charts.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 20 February 2003 20:28 (twenty-three years ago)

I know I'd get like zero responses, coz I come across as boring or 10 years old.

jel -- (jel), Thursday, 20 February 2003 20:29 (twenty-three years ago)

Do you think the Nerve "ads" are but an extension of the sort of presentation one gives when meeting a stranger at, say, a bar; or is it another thing altogether?

If it was the same, I'd probably go to more bars.

mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 20 February 2003 20:30 (twenty-three years ago)

heh, jel, well the only person that's said that I'm "cool" is some baggy-pants-wearin' dude from Lexington!

hstencil, Thursday, 20 February 2003 20:31 (twenty-three years ago)

I shall wander off and complete one and report back, probably.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Thursday, 20 February 2003 21:06 (twenty-three years ago)

Spencer and mark, you're both h-o-t!

luna (luna.c), Thursday, 20 February 2003 21:19 (twenty-three years ago)

she's using 'it' already!

oops (Oops), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 06:40 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm crying I'm laughing so hard.

luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 06:40 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm feeling guilty cos someone sent me a Nerve 'collect call' a few months back, and I haven't read it. I have 0 credits, and no way to buy any.

The Guardian had an article the other day about how Friendster is much better for socially-inadequate British people than sites like Nerve, because it replicates the British vagueness about dating, meeting people and so on.

caitlin (caitlin), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 10:02 (twenty-two years ago)

What are these bookmarks? Do people really meet anyone on Friendster, seriously?

Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 12:47 (twenty-two years ago)

I've totally been meeting people on Friendster. and not just Camel-Toe and Joan Jett!

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 16:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, but people you want to meet? I get loads of messages but almost all from guys who fancy themselves the "mack daddy", so to speak.

Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 16:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Dude, there are so many hotties on friendster, it's scary. Should I send you examples?

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 16:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, cos I don't believe you.

Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 16:40 (twenty-two years ago)

let spencer reveal his bookmarks. let the coyness come to an end

gareth (gareth), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 16:59 (twenty-two years ago)

No! They are my secret bookmarks! Coyness is nice!

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 17:05 (twenty-two years ago)

I would totally make out with TWO of Spencer's bookmarks!

Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 17:07 (twenty-two years ago)

told you.

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 17:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes, true, but that doesn't really address the factor of the weird mack daddies who send me messages about how they want me to secretly come to some bar and watch them for an hour but not talk to them.

Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 17:12 (twenty-two years ago)

whoa. y'know the world is so messed up. See, I would probably do that if someone asked.

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 17:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, but it was way the hell out in NJ, I wasn't going to go there just for that. The funny thing is, I changed my profile to no longer indicate single and that made it worse. I think they find that refreshingly abrasive and challenging? Or they are illiterate? I'm not really sure.

Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 17:19 (twenty-two years ago)

I think my testimonial only excites them all the more < /pally>

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 17:21 (twenty-two years ago)

*sigh* You promise to marry me, then mack out on all these other girls...it's so typically male.

This isn't pally anyway, we are being HELPFUL to other people trying to PICK UP PEOPLE. The key is to mark yourself as taken! Wear an engagement ring, for example, this will improve chances tenfold, again in my experience.

Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 17:24 (twenty-two years ago)

I now have this terrifying/hilarious image of myself wearing some big rock engagement ring and pretending like it's nothing as I talk to people while I'm out.

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 17:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Also: dress like '70s era Elton John, it goes good with the Tiffany's bling bling ring.

Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 17:38 (twenty-two years ago)

i feel totally gay having one of these

jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 18 July 2003 02:55 (twenty-two years ago)

jess otm. wait, i don't have one any more. phew.

amateurist (amateurist), Friday, 18 July 2003 03:25 (twenty-two years ago)

also do people honestly pay for "credits"?

jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 18 July 2003 03:33 (twenty-two years ago)

i want to see jess's profile. cut and paste?

gareth (gareth), Friday, 18 July 2003 09:45 (twenty-two years ago)

don't have one but i have had thoughts abt it. the ''credits'' bit just makes me laugh really.

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Friday, 18 July 2003 11:44 (twenty-two years ago)

I've still not paid for credits. Also, one of my friendster bookmarks wrote to me! Unhide those bookmarks!

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 18 July 2003 17:31 (twenty-two years ago)

jess writes:
i feel totally gay having one of these

is it men seeking men?

gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 18 July 2003 17:34 (twenty-two years ago)

you anti-credits profile-havers are total dating hypocrites!

mark p (Mark P), Friday, 18 July 2003 17:39 (twenty-two years ago)

''profile-havers''?! ;)

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Friday, 18 July 2003 20:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Profilians.

Chris P (Chris P), Friday, 18 July 2003 21:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Profilactics.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 18 July 2003 21:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Profilgators.

Chris P (Chris P), Friday, 18 July 2003 21:56 (twenty-two years ago)

one month passes...
REVIVE!

So has Friendster killed Nerve? I suspect I'm developing a prejudice that women who write to me from Nerve are kind of uncool and too obvious. Am I insane? Do I really inhabit an interwebbed world where I consider myself and others superior simply because of hipper access? Am I forgetting that there are wonderful people to meet who barely check email? Do I even have time for those people?

Perhaps I should Ask Chaki... moderator, can we put Ask Chaki in the upper right of every page?

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 27 August 2003 06:48 (twenty-two years ago)

one month passes...
Revive.

I'm down on Nerve right now. This cute little number gave me a Collect Call, so all excited and having some disposable income I went and splurged on credits to respond. It's been over a week and I've yet to hear a reply, and to top it off, the one time I tried to invite her to an IG chat, *poof*, offline she went. Sure, people change their minds and get indecisive, it happens all the time... but only on the Internet does someone's indecisiveness cost you twenty-five bucks. Argh.

So what the hell do I do with these 24 credits? I'm tempted to write a handful of surrealistic poems to people whose profiles seem interesting, out of sheer curiosity and mild ill will...

justin s., Wednesday, 1 October 2003 05:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Something similar happened to me; something similar happened to my boyfriend. Well, you have a bunch of credits now: Go start up conversations with strangers you think are interesting!

Chris P (Chris P), Wednesday, 1 October 2003 05:16 (twenty-two years ago)

five years pass...

if friendster killed nerve and myspace killed friendster and facebook killed myspace, what will kill facebook?

omar little, Friday, 12 December 2008 00:43 (seventeen years ago)

My penis would totally surprise people.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, July 16, 2003 1:31 AM (5 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

jaymc, Friday, 12 December 2008 00:50 (seventeen years ago)

ahahahaha

Tracy Michael Jordan Catalano (Jordan), Friday, 12 December 2008 00:54 (seventeen years ago)


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