The contraction of 'you are' is 'you're,' not 'your.'
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Reply to: anon-4129636@craigslist.orgDate: Mon Jun 3 10:12:13 2002
You're not trying to "peak" interest, you're trying to "pique" interest.
You're probably not looking for a "discrete" relationship, you philandering buttwipe, because you don't know what "discrete" means. You're looking for a "discreet" relationship.
One female human is a "woman," not a "women."
People who make these errors should not be having sex.
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― kingfish, Saturday, 26 March 2005 00:13 (nineteen years ago) link
ROFFLE
― sugarpants: the luscious ingenue (sugarpants), Sunday, 27 March 2005 00:11 (nineteen years ago) link
Sounds like an ILXor at work here...
re: If I look 33 and feel 25, does it make me 29? ;) - 29 - 19Reply to: anon-99741924@craigslist.orgDate: 2005-09-24, 6:20PM EDT
I am a guy!!!! To answer the headline question:If I look 33 and feel 25, does it make me 29?This question brings up many thoughts to this obviously bored individuals need for entertainment. So let’s begin shall we?
Ok it appears as though we have a syllogism here
If I look 33and feel 25does it make me 29?
So let’s take this argument and dissect its intent
If I look 33And feel 25Am I 29?
I think you see where I am going here as you probably realize that you cannot be 29 based on just feeling and looking an age. In fact, Age is based on a time construct created by man based on earthly rotation and revolutions around the sun. One ages in years based on these revolutions around the sun. So let’s take the argument again.
IF I look as though I have revolved around the sun 33 timesAnd feel as though I have only revolved 25 timesDid I revolve 29 times?
Now this argument is leaking worse then an Army engineered levee.
Conclusions, There is no possible way you can be 29 years old based on this argument.
Thanks for humoring me.Oh I am 41, look 33, but feel 5, does that make me 19?
* this is in or around maybe
http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/w4m/99741924.html
― Craig Slist, Sunday, 25 September 2005 13:59 (eighteen years ago) link
--------Teach New Yorkers how to COOK!!!Reply to: anon-100499675@craigslist.orgDate: 2005-09-28, 10:00AM EDT
Volunteer Positions in FoodChange’s Vegetable of the Month Club program
Community based nutrition education - Teach New Yorkers to enjoy cooking fresh vegetables in season
We invite culinary and nutrition education students and professionals and food enthusiasts in general to become VOM Volunteer Leaders and assist trained instructors in hands-on cooking based nutrition education workshops in New York City neighborhood organizations. Volunteers will be assigned to the same site every month. Sites may include food pantries, WIC agencies, public schools, senior centers, teen programs, community centers, parenting skill programs etc. and are located in all five boroughs.
Volunteers will:1. Participate in a preliminary 4 hour volunteer training2. Volunteer 2-3 hours each month in an assigned community based organization for a minimum of six months.3. Assist workshop leaders in delivering the VOM™ workshops in a variety of capacities. Possible volunteer duties may include any of the following tasks: Collaborate with the workshop leader in planning the workshop Assist in presenting the workshop Evaluate and document VOM™ lessons and activities Support the teaching and reinforcement of food safety techniques Participate in VOM™ food shopping Assist in guided field trips Provide educational input and ideas for workshop participants Plan, oversee, and take part in integrated VOM™ activities4. Maintain confidentiality of all workshop participants and agency clients in keeping with individual VOM™ agency rules. All volunteers are expected to maintain the highest standards of conduct and personal integrity when volunteering with agencies collaborating with the Vegetable of the Month Club™ and FoodChange.5. FoodChange will provide free training, an opportunity to teach cooking skills, networking opportunity, community work, 3hrs/month or more volunteer experience, school credit.6. If interested, please contact Jennifer Prissel at 212-894-8070 or jprissel@foodchange.org.
* this is in or around All boroughs... * no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
100499675
― faith popcorn (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 29 September 2005 07:52 (eighteen years ago) link
The Learning Annex needs rock n' roll closers for its seasonal outbound marketing campaign.
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We're moving fast so get on board before all our slots fill up. BE PREPARED TO START IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!!
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Reply to: pers-345974✧✧✧@craigsl✧✧✧.o✧✧ Date: 2007-06-06, 4:24AM EDT
Dear Catherine-
When I offered to buy you a drink, I was only being polite. I'm not that into you. Frankly I was surprised when you accepted, since you had a half full glass in your hands.
So where did you go? What the fuck am I supposed to do with a glass of Bud Light? I don't drink that shit beer.
You suck.
Location: lexington it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
― nickalicious, Friday, 8 June 2007 19:50 (seventeen years ago) link
p.s. I love you
― wanko ergo sum, Friday, 8 June 2007 20:18 (seventeen years ago) link
uh..
http://greenville.craigslist.org/mis/340111857.html
― latebloomer, Friday, 8 June 2007 22:08 (seventeen years ago) link
seeking any woman with a garage - 33
Reply to: pers-386221✧✧✧@craigsl✧✧✧.o✧✧ Date: 2007-07-31, 1:09PM HST
I recently ended a relationship with a wonderful woman, we just were not meant for each other. I am seeking a new relationship with a woman with a nice garage. The garage does not have to be enclosed, but must have plenty of lockable storage. A workbench would be nice with good lighting too. I live in town, so the garage would need to be located near UH. The girl will need to have a sense of humor to be able to put with my odd sense of humor. I am open to any race, ages 22-45, perfer thin to average, and physical beauty, but less attractive women need to make up for it in "garage".
To alleviate your curiosity, I will now describe myself. White, male, 33, 5'10", exercise regularly, modestly attractive, fun to be around.
I thought i would give CL a try since I keep meeting women who live in condos. Mahalo for reading my listing.
― gr8080, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 00:52 (seventeen years ago) link
less attractive women need to make up for it in "garage".
Awesome.
― Hurting 2, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 00:56 (seventeen years ago) link
Is "nice garage" a euphemism.
― Trayce, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 01:01 (seventeen years ago) link
nice workbench
― Hurting 2, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 01:02 (seventeen years ago) link
i like to think of this as the guy's idea of "the full spectrum of acceptable garages":
http://images.craigslist.org/010101010208010409200707314e3c5586fa4a68109e00b09e.jpg http://images.craigslist.org/010112010212010402200707312cece8a6d5f5a53014007289.jpg http://images.craigslist.org/01010201020501040620070731099eed4228d98562640051b5.jpg
― gr8080, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 01:10 (seventeen years ago) link
what is that minimalist faggotry on the right
― wanko ergo sum, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 01:12 (seventeen years ago) link
Frank Lloyd Wrights shed?
― Trayce, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 01:13 (seventeen years ago) link
how hot would you have to be if that were your garage?
― gr8080, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 01:18 (seventeen years ago) link
The small/low res image makes it look like an idea someone had for leftover fiberboard and 2x4s.
― wanko ergo sum, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 01:23 (seventeen years ago) link
man that first garage is making me hard.
― johnny crunch, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 01:30 (seventeen years ago) link
Greetings,
Our apartment building has been a veritable revolving door over the past few months (thanks in part due to the excessively permissive flexible leasing system instituted by our notoriously spaced-out landlord) and our apartment has been no exception. Our current roommate, a nice beefy self-proclaimed hillbilly from the Twin Cities and a die-hard Cubs fan to boot (which naturally fueled malicious little one-liners from my former naturalized Southsider tendencies) is moving in with his long-standing girlfriend (who, mercifully, is a die-hard White Sox fan) following the dictates of Cupid which thankfully won over a frankly trivial raging century-old intra-city rivalry.
Of course, considering the fact that White Sox won the big one in 2005 while the Cubs have been . . . .
Never mind. Cubs fans know the facts very well while Sox fans would have used arguments along similar lines several, several times in the past, particularly in the wake of the Sox' misfortunes this season.
(Hmm. This is worrisome. I'm a Southsider purely by academic vocation only and don't really know baseball that well. Yet I talk the talk. I'll confess to not being wholly capable of walking the walk)
However, back to the main intentions of this post. The apartment is a spacious unit with three bedrooms, a basement, two bathrooms, a large backyard, a large kitchen and a living room area. The apartment is situated around 5 blocks away from the Six Corners and is on North Avenue.
The dramatis personae who currently inhabit this financially serendipitous piece of real estate are currently three in number.
One is a nice little 24-year-old blonde girl from Iowa who used to attend Columbia College and now intends to pursue academic interests in forensics (which I shall maintain to my dying day is the result of too much CSI). She has a big scaredy-cat of a dog who is probably one of the frendliest mutts for blocks around. Nobody who has crossed this threshold (save the landlord, strangely enough) has ever been greeted by anything other than a vigorous wag of the tail and a friendly "smile" on his face, as the little blonde girl puts it. Do not mess with the little blonde girl. She might be tiny and almost always alternate between sleepy and sweet. But, be warned, she listens to Rancid and Drop Kick Murphys, is tattooed (well, ONE tattoo) and will mess you up in extremely diabolical ways if you feel the need to be a jerkwad.
The second character is the aforementioned dog. He's neutered and he knows it. He will also fetch you one of his toys (once he gets to know you better), hold it tantalizingly just beyond your grasp and then run at top-speed into the little blonde girl's room where he shall energetically chew it every time he espies you after this baiting incident. You have been warned. DO NOT FALL PREY TO HIS TEMPTATIONS. BRING YOUR OWN TOYS TO CHEW ON.
The third character (and almost certianly the most minor in the roll) is a 23-year-old boy from a magical land far, far away. He's an aspiring economist, a wannabe investment banker, a graduate student at a smarty-pantsy university in town and purveyor of all good things literary, culinary, cinematic and musical. He's a vegetarian, usually smarter than a doorknob, frequently complimented by mothers of winsome young lasses to be a good-looking boy, easy-going enough to be a pushover without being a punching bag and is currently struggling with a newfound discovery that he has inexplicably and unprecedentedly become very, very shy around girls. He has no explanations or deductions about this. Applications for, ahem, things OTHER than the room in the apartment will be gladly accepted and be duly processed expeditiously by the boy. Since he's single, he will PERSONALLY give you big, BIG bonus points if the prospective applicant has hot, fun-loving and flexible FEMALE friends. His mannerisms are often British (though he's not), smart and world-wise and will insist that certain words must necessarily be written a certain way, Microsoft Word US Edition be damned.
This boy is currently the writer of this post.
Still with us? Good. Well, qualifications for prospective applicants are:
1. Pretty please with a cherry on top be in our age range (which would approximately be around 20 - 26 years of age in human years). This means that people who whistle and wittle twigs into fanciful representations of Lyndon B. Johnson as they "remember" him or people who need fake IDs to get into bars and clubs and still have the smell of high school lockers on them would be politely spoken to and firmly refused any further consideration.
2. Pretty please be clean, hygenically repronsible, a frequent washer of one's own plates and cutlery, financially responsible and suitably well-rounded and tolerant. We occasionally watch soap operas for the hot chicks (well, the boy does) but we would prefer it if we don't end up in one with a significantly less attractive and less wealthy cast of characters (once again, this is all from the boy).
3. It is generally preferable if you are the owner of a bed for your room (and a big point in your favour if you are the owner of a television and a stereo, adds the boy, so that he can play acid jazz and soothing lounge music on the stereo and watch fanciful foreign films with bad subtitles on the other).
4. The little blonde girl has said that she will be more open to female roommates than she was before. So, the little blonde girl has one bonus point for you if you're a non-bitchy female. The boy is unconcerned about the gender of the applicant as long as the applicant has hot, fun-loving and flexible FEMALE friends.
5. Bonus points if you're a student and are still financially stable. Double bonus points if you know and appreciate the arts, cinema and music in particular. Triple bonus points if you have a sense of humour.
This advertisement is being published a WHOLE MONTH IN ADVANCE (the place will be available by September 2007) because the last time we ran an advertisement on Craigslist, we were swamped by over a hundred applications, which we assume would be due to:
a. The conducive location of the apartment. The apartment is in one of the nicer neighborhoods in the city peopled by many interesting people and is strategically located close to grocery stores, convenience stores, Blue Line stations and bus stops.
b. The ridiculous cheapness of the place (considering the neighborhood) without the inhabitants being similarly so. The landlord of the place is accomodating, friendly, slightly mad and very flexible with the lease. A security deposit of $400 would be required and all utilities will be shared.
However, unlike last time, no telephone numbers would be provided here for you to call. A correspondence with detailed information about the applicant is deemed absolutely necessary (please take note of the amount of detail WE are providing you about us. Appreciate that and reciprocate. This would be one basic quality we are looking for in our prospective roommate), appointments will be booked (and hopefully maintained), viewings will be scheduled and finally, a telephone number will be provided just so that you don't get lost while looking for the place.
A decision will be made in consultation with the landlord (WHO WILL NOT BE MEETING YOU) and you shall be informed via email about the decision. If you're selected, you will receive information as to whether you could move in any time earlier than September (which is entirely possible, thanks to the urgency that Cupid inspires in young people) and any other relevant updates that you should know.
Peace out, ladies and laddies.
― A B C, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 02:09 (seventeen years ago) link
i'm probably still gonna email them
I wish he would try harder to sound smart.
― Hurting 2, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 03:17 (seventeen years ago) link
i'm just telling myself that a lot of my good friends and i assume i myself sound pretty annoying on livejournal. pretty sure there are a couple study abroad u's up in that novel though ugh
― A B C, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 04:03 (seventeen years ago) link
enjoy living with ian riese-moraine.
― s1ocki, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 04:12 (seventeen years ago) link
lololololololol
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 12:12 (seventeen years ago) link
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/nyc/188591432.html
― sanskrit, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 17:44 (seventeen years ago) link
stop hogging all the AC bitch
― carne asada, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 17:48 (seventeen years ago) link
a newfound discovery that he has inexplicably and unprecedentedly become very, very shy around girls is totally gay.
― Chim Chimery, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 18:25 (seventeen years ago) link
otm
― Hurting 2, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 18:26 (seventeen years ago) link
http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/m4w/386248666.html
new york craigslist > manhattan > men seeking women Harry Potter Party - (Single guys and girls more then welcome) - 29 (Midtown West) Reply to: pers-386248✧✧✧@craigsl✧✧✧.o✧✧ Date: 2007-07-31, 4:09PM EDT
Hi everyone. My girlfriend and I are having a costume themed Harry Potter party this Saturday at our apartment in Matthatan. The party begins at 6pm and lasts till it ends....
Please dress as a character from the Harry Potter book series. There shall be awards given out at the end of the night.
Please bring $5 dollars per person to cover our expenses for drinks and food - of which there will be an endless supply!
If the weather is nice we will hopefully take the party up to our roof deck!
Alot of our single guy and girlfriends will be attending...
Thank you and please email us for address and other details.
― sanskrit, Thursday, 2 August 2007 02:52 (seventeen years ago) link
http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/m4w/383737657.html
Indie rocker looking for love - 21 (Upper West Side) Reply to: pers-383737✧✧✧@craigsl✧✧✧.o✧✧ Date: 2007-07-28, 12:08AM EDT
I'm 5'10", 164lbs, and so obsessed with Harry Potter that I sincerely wish I attended Hogwarts. I play guitar and sing lead in a prominent nyc band. I'm an acting major at college in NYC. I enjoy drinking (in moderation), smoking, hiking, biking, walking around, getting lost, swimming, singing, writing, acting and listening to a lot of music. If you feel any need to contact me, just write a bit about yourself with a picture. Mine will follow.
― sanskrit, Thursday, 2 August 2007 02:54 (seventeen years ago) link
http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/m4w/383433985.html
Just Finished Harry Potter - 26 (Upper West Side) Reply to: pers-383433✧✧✧@craigsl✧✧✧.o✧✧ Date: 2007-07-27, 4:11PM EDT
Now I'm sad...anyone else?
― sanskrit, Thursday, 2 August 2007 02:55 (seventeen years ago) link
lol at this guy:
Horny goodlooking masculine bi Italian male 23/6/160 with a big dick looking to swap loaded condoms with similar young guys. I've got a fetish for eating big loads out of condoms. I'm super healthy and shoot big nuts. You be too. If you want my thick load in a condom, get at me. We can swap cum by mail.
― the table is the table, Thursday, 2 August 2007 03:12 (seventeen years ago) link
parmesan
― remy bean, Thursday, 2 August 2007 03:14 (seventeen years ago) link
http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/muc/393282746.html
― n/a, Monday, 13 August 2007 14:43 (seventeen years ago) link
You must also pay me and feed me as well if we have rehearsals. I learn fast so you will get the most out of your money and food.
For Gigs I expect more compensation and two dinners. (I love any kind of fast food, but most is ok. No Pork, I get the runs) I am good and worth my weight in gold.
― n/a, Monday, 13 August 2007 14:57 (seventeen years ago) link
TWO DINNERS
― Jordan, Monday, 13 August 2007 15:05 (seventeen years ago) link
US Congress just passed HR 1865, "FOSTA", seeking to subject websites to criminal and civil liability when third parties (users) misuse online personals unlawfully.Any tool or service can be misused. We can't take such risk without jeopardizing all our other services, so we are regretfully taking craigslist personals offline. Hopefully we can bring them back some day.To the millions of spouses, partners, and couples who met through craigslist, we wish you every happiness!
Any tool or service can be misused. We can't take such risk without jeopardizing all our other services, so we are regretfully taking craigslist personals offline. Hopefully we can bring them back some day.
To the millions of spouses, partners, and couples who met through craigslist, we wish you every happiness!
― new noise, Friday, 23 March 2018 06:16 (six years ago) link
Wow
― valorous wokelord (silby), Friday, 23 March 2018 06:19 (six years ago) link
The whole bill has major ripple effects for Net Neutrality and independent message boards.
Hard to imagine Tinder and OKCupid surviving this, I think, based on sex workers moving further to those platforms as theirs disappear.
― ... (Eazy), Friday, 23 March 2018 16:25 (six years ago) link
yeah this is bad on multiple levels
― sleeve, Friday, 23 March 2018 16:46 (six years ago) link
SESTA/FOSTA is already having a chilling effect on sex workers' ability to discuss their work online, putting any attempt at organizing or harm reduction in serious jeopardy. https://t.co/MIll9q6OFe— Lower Manhattan DSA (@DSA_L_Manhattan) March 22, 2018
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 23 March 2018 20:58 (six years ago) link
It's reminiscent of the Patriot Act. Members of Congress are stuck in a bad situation -- what, they're going to vote *against* the Patriot Act / *for* sex trafficking? And also in the sense that the bill is only getting real publicity now that is has passed.
― ... (Eazy), Friday, 23 March 2018 22:06 (six years ago) link
It’s probably flagrantly unconstitutional in some respect, right?
― valorous wokelord (silby), Friday, 23 March 2018 22:13 (six years ago) link
sorta like drone wars
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 24 March 2018 02:12 (six years ago) link
I suppose it’s easier to litigate the first amendment than drone wars
― valorous wokelord (silby), Saturday, 24 March 2018 02:13 (six years ago) link
Next step after Craigslist shutting down dating related to ^^:
And Backpage is gone.This is a genuinely terrifying day for anyone who relied on Backpage & Cracker to connect with potential clients.This move specifically impacts low-income trans, queer and POC sex workers - the workers most at risk of abuse, who most NEED these spaces.— 🎮 Lucie Bee 🎮 (@theluciebee) April 6, 2018
― ... (Eazy), Saturday, 7 April 2018 15:25 (six years ago) link
https://littlerock.craigslist.org/zip/d/full-size-wax-figures-dressed/6565221626.htmlhttps://images.craigslist.org/00P0P_dHAVTwGXEPA_600x450.jpgLooking to get rid of 40 full-sized wax figures in Amish wardrobe. They're simply taking up too much space.
Varying sizes, ages and details on these figures.
There are 5 female figures, 3 children figures, about 32 male figures and 1 dog. Five of the men and the dog are mechanical. The parts are removable and some are disassembled but can be assembled for viewing.
Was hoping to sell these but it would really just be helpful to get them out of my shop.
Text or call any time. Willing to help with delivery
― andrew m., Thursday, 19 April 2018 21:20 (six years ago) link
https://littlerock.craigslist.org/zip/d/human-sized-steel-cage/6565214946.htmlHuman Sized Steel Cage (West Little Rock) https://images.craigslist.org/00r0r_1rFMY1Fust3_600x450.jpgWhoever texts or calls with the best potential use for this cage will get it free of charge. (don't be timid)
It is 6'1'' tall by 4x4 base
welded steel
extremely sturdy
approx 200 Lbs
2 people can easily move it
I am willing to deliver or assist in loading it up
shoot me a text
― andrew m., Thursday, 19 April 2018 21:21 (six years ago) link
"There are 5 female figures, 3 children figures, about 32 male figures and 1 dog. Five of the men and the dog are mechanical. The parts are removable and some are disassembled but can be assembled for viewing....― andrew m., Thursday, April 19, 2018 4:20 PM (sixteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink"
WWT crowd filler?
― Right column Leftist (sunny successor), Thursday, 19 April 2018 21:39 (six years ago) link
maybe the children figures could be allowed at an all-ages show
― andrew m., Thursday, 19 April 2018 21:48 (six years ago) link
Little Rock? Get on it PP!
― nickn, Thursday, 19 April 2018 22:27 (six years ago) link
thread is crushing it
― DACA Flocka Flame (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 19 April 2018 22:48 (six years ago) link
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/hou/6565526716.html
― Lee626, Friday, 27 April 2018 08:57 (six years ago) link
Well that was a fine thing to read first thing in the morning. Lol that was hilarious!!
― VyrnaKnowlIsAHeadbanger, Friday, 27 April 2018 10:17 (six years ago) link
outstanding
― Nhex, Saturday, 2 June 2018 20:21 (six years ago) link
https://littlerock.craigslist.org/mat/d/have-nice-franch-doors-250-obo/6738611879.html
I have a nice franch doors
― andrew m., Tuesday, 6 November 2018 15:30 (five years ago) link
actually i've priced new franch doors and 250 ain't bad atoll
call me vince
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Tuesday, 6 November 2018 16:00 (five years ago) link
you'll be best off if you do
― andrew m., Tuesday, 6 November 2018 16:26 (five years ago) link
inside of a slot machine it's too dark to read
https://littlerock.craigslist.org/ele/d/conway-inside-of-slot-machine/6770230281.html
― andrew m., Friday, 21 December 2018 21:49 (five years ago) link
https://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/zip/d/los-angeles-free-embalming-fluid/6779896145.html
FREE EMBALMING FLUID (Los Angeles)
The guy on Reddit over-estimated how much I'd need for my Mom and her Pomeranian, so I have six quarts of leftover embalming fluid. It's currently at my life-coach's in Beaumont, so I'll need at least 48 hours advance notice. Willing to trade the very well preserved Pomeranian for a hammock. If interested in just the fluid, text or email a photo of Don Garlits. If interested in just the Pomeranian, text or email a trade offer, along with a photo of Artis Gilmore. If interested in both the fluid and the Pomeranian, text or email an offer, along with a photo of Dino Stamatopoulos. Serious replies only.
― nickn, Tuesday, 25 December 2018 18:46 (five years ago) link
"I tried using this dishwasher you sold me and it smashed all my dishes and glassware to bits. Something's wrong with it"
https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/app/d/falls-church-dishwasher-miele-like-new/6786417587.html
― Lee626, Wednesday, 9 January 2019 23:41 (five years ago) link
no thanks
Large music library looking for safe, secure, long term home. Senior rock and roll drummer (without a set!) Also seeking a place to call home. Together would be nice but the library is in storage and I want to get it out. Willing to pay some rent, and share the resource. Interested in starting a music appreciation program also. Music is best when shared.
― Emperor Tonetta Ketchup (sleeve), Monday, 25 March 2019 21:40 (five years ago) link
https://i.redd.it/mr7etpcgenn61.jpg
― Modernanist (doo dah), Sunday, 13 June 2021 17:23 (three years ago) link
slim yogurt pant
― Clara Lemlich stan account (silby), Sunday, 13 June 2021 17:25 (three years ago) link
pulitzer worthy
― Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Sunday, 13 June 2021 17:30 (three years ago) link
Pittsburgh's James Joyce.
― nickn, Sunday, 13 June 2021 18:25 (three years ago) link
chris (simpsons artist)
― assert (matttkkkk), Sunday, 13 June 2021 22:17 (three years ago) link
SBARROS
― burly crafty woodsman (James Harden) vs tall ethereal phantom (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 19 June 2021 03:48 (three years ago) link
https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/ank/zip/d/anoka-mn-twins-paul-molitor-3000-hit/7652317880.html
StarTribune poster of Paul Molitor's 3,000 hit. Not mint. Some wrinkles from damage during a move. 24" X 18".I am selling most of my MN Twins items here.Health issues are forcing me to begin to liquidate my estate.I know my family will not abide by my final wishes, so I amtrying to sell here.If something were to happen to me, my family would simply back a U-Haul up to the door, toss EVERYTHING into boxes, and haul it to Goodwill.After that they will have a party and dance on my grave.**MINIMUM 24 HOUR NOTICE FOR P/U.
― budo jeru, Tuesday, 8 August 2023 21:03 (one year ago) link
HOW have I never seen "Pittsburgh's James Joyce" before today? Dying.
I hope he was able to taste her hair and bobs and buy her a meal at Arby's on McKnight Road.
― Three Rings for the Elven Bishop (Dan Peterson), Tuesday, 8 August 2023 21:09 (one year ago) link
"slim yogurt pant"
― Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 8 August 2023 21:24 (one year ago) link
this is one of the creepiest/weirdest CL posts i've seen, in the "free stuff" section:
https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/zip/d/falls-church-free-home-repairs/7676945091.html
Free home repairs (Falls church)
If are a plus size women over 45 I will do your home repairs for free. Please live with in 10 miles of Falls Church.
(like, uh, why?)
― Lee626, Sunday, 15 October 2023 12:53 (eleven months ago) link