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105. cop takes dab of giant bag of coke with finger...."it's cocaine"

Oi! See 76!

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Friday, 6 October 2006 20:38 (nineteen years ago)

114. Final shootout in a factory/industrial building that has no apparent purpose other than manufacturing smoke and steam.

114a. And has vats of liquid so the perp (stuntman) has something to fall into when he's shot off the catwalk.

― nickn (nickn), Friday, 6 October 2006 20:47 (nineteen years ago)

Oi! See 40!

40. Pinky. Cocaine. Tongue. "It's pure."

― nickn (nickn), Friday, 6 October 2006 20:49 (nineteen years ago)

oops

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Friday, 6 October 2006 20:56 (nineteen years ago)

what if they used a never-seen-otherwise switchblade(that the cop carries around to show that he's "street" n' shit) to cut the baggie and test the stuff?

― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Saturday, 7 October 2006 05:40 (nineteen years ago)

118: Exhausted lieutenant advises cops to "follow the trail", walks wearily into office.

― aimurchie (aimurchie), Saturday, 7 October 2006 06:34 (nineteen years ago)

119: "City hall wants your badge, Landy!"

― DV (dirtyvicar), Saturday, 7 October 2006 13:20 (nineteen years ago)

i love you all.

― shabba ranks (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 7 October 2006 17:05 (nineteen years ago)

120. irish wake at irish bar for any dead cop, irish or not

― shabba ranks (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 7 October 2006 17:06 (nineteen years ago)

121. the horrible spectacle of reverse racism at work when pastor/city councilman protects killer he knows to be guilty because he's black/asian/latino to MAKE A POINT

― shabba ranks (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 7 October 2006 17:10 (nineteen years ago)

121a. "after 200 years of oppression, maybe it's time we started taking back what you aren't going to give us."

― shabba ranks (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 7 October 2006 17:11 (nineteen years ago)

121b. cop sits in angry frustration in courtroom, hands shown folded together tightly enough to cause pain, multi-racial jury won't convict obviously guilty suspect for same reason

― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Saturday, 7 October 2006 17:14 (nineteen years ago)

122. upon discovering crime scene featuring more than 4 bodies "this is worse than anything i saw in [insert whatever war grizzled old cop was old enough to have participated in]."

― shabba ranks (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 7 October 2006 17:15 (nineteen years ago)

123. in hospital/morgue after young girl is raped/beaten/murdered.
lieutenant: "she's only what...12? 13?"
detective: [pained pause/slitted eyes] "11."

― shabba ranks (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 7 October 2006 17:16 (nineteen years ago)

124. cop has tickets to sporting event that evening that he's trying to beat the clock to clear a case in order to use.

― shabba ranks (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 7 October 2006 17:18 (nineteen years ago)

125. dennis franz

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, 7 October 2006 17:18 (nineteen years ago)

126. main character either killed or appearing to have been killed in season finale. Did he die? TUNE IN next fall to find out!

― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Saturday, 7 October 2006 17:19 (nineteen years ago)

127. case of mistaken identity due to stolen/sold green card

― shabba ranks (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 7 October 2006 17:19 (nineteen years ago)

128. any scene at a court always need the shot taken out in the hallway of random extras in professional clothes filing past the camera, with varying bored/dejected/distracted looks on their faces.

― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Saturday, 7 October 2006 17:21 (nineteen years ago)

129. "RIPPED FROM TODAY'S HEADLINES" episodes tend to be far campier/histrionic/smug than usual to drive the point that THIS SHIT MATTERS/IS RELEVANT etc.

― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Saturday, 7 October 2006 17:22 (nineteen years ago)

130. use of bizarre verb in request to lackie eg "jump me a file on all the miguel sanchez in the area"

― Ronan (Ronan), Saturday, 7 October 2006 18:50 (nineteen years ago)

five years pass...

Good times

131. Did we already do "grizzled vet detective Begrudgingly brings rookie/young/green detective into fold after old partner quits series over pay dispute"?

― Raymond Cummings, Friday, 3 February 2012 05:28 (fourteen years ago)

Oh shit, that was in the first couple posts basically

This thread: still true, still hilarious

― Raymond Cummings, Friday, 3 February 2012 05:30 (fourteen years ago)

i don't watch too many cop shows, but

132. Dawkins and Harris make out in the locker room after a long day on the beat

― SELF DEPORTATION (Z S), Friday, 3 February 2012 05:30 (fourteen years ago)

133. Person of interest, who's basically just exposition, is high as a kite

― Raymond Cummings, Friday, 3 February 2012 05:33 (fourteen years ago)

have we done "person who's ostensibly helping the detectives solve the case is actually the murderer"?

― textile in thighville (get bent), Friday, 3 February 2012 05:35 (fourteen years ago)

134. Someone has a trickle of blood at the corner of their mouth. One of two things happens. Either they grow wide-eyed and frightened, dab at it gingerly and look to confirm they are bleeding, or they wipe it away contemptuously with the back of their hand, finishing the motion with a sneer on their face.

― Aimless, Friday, 3 February 2012 05:44 (fourteen years ago)

22. Chase scenes require bongos, and if a cop looks up the staircase of a building and sees the door to the roof swinging, the bongos will do a trill.

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Thursday, October 5, 2006 3:14 AM (5 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this made me lol

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 3 February 2012 05:51 (fourteen years ago)

135. Exasperated ex-alcoholic/alcoholic captain

― Raymond Cummings, Friday, 3 February 2012 05:52 (fourteen years ago)

136. partner gets shot

― ^◡^ (diamonddave85), Friday, 3 February 2012 06:06 (fourteen years ago)

137. One detective expresses an opinion about an ongoing investigation that leads another detective to look askance, smugly, telegraphing/foreshadowing a Clash of Ideologies

138. Vague homosexual tension between obstensibly straight male partners

― Raymond Cummings, Tuesday, 14 February 2012 06:03 (fourteen years ago)

139. detective convinces reluctant child witness to testify in case. next scene chief tears detective apart after child is discovered murdered. detective grumbles that chief is ruining his lunch.

― Spectrum, Tuesday, 14 February 2012 06:24 (fourteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

140. Parent of black suspect accuses white cop of racism

― Raymond Cummings, Thursday, 8 March 2012 12:05 (fourteen years ago)

which of course turns out to be wrong -- cop has the best interests of those damned race-card-playing black people at heart

― simulation and similac (Hurting 2), Thursday, 8 March 2012 13:17 (fourteen years ago)

Otm

― Raymond Cummings, Thursday, 8 March 2012 13:49 (fourteen years ago)

three months pass...

141. Fat detective in rumpled suit takes unlit cigar everywhere, even when interviewing witnesses in a hospital room. (Outraged nurse: "You can't smoke in here!")

― Race Against Rockism (Myonga Vön Bontee), Thursday, 21 June 2012 20:59 (thirteen years ago)

142. Latino captain/superintendent running for political office.

― I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Friday, 22 June 2012 13:12 (thirteen years ago)

love these threads

― ooooiiiioooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaoooooh un - bi - leevable! (LocalGarda), Friday, 22 June 2012 13:17 (thirteen years ago)

nine months pass...

south american reprobate: 'go ahead, call the embassy. i have deeplomatic eemunity.' *smug grin*

Periodically this phrase will just pop into my head out of nowhere.

― ed.b, Sunday, 21 April 2013 01:19 (thirteen years ago)

22. Chase scenes require bongos, and if a cop looks up the staircase of a building and sees the door to the roof swinging, the bongos will do a trill.

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Thursday, October 5, 2006 3:14 AM (5 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post

just reread entire thread and this made me lol irl again

― hoospanic GANGSTER musician (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 21 April 2013 16:01 (thirteen years ago)

143. DA or Police Chief removes (but does not set down) glasses while making a serious point.

― Elvis Telecom, Sunday, 21 April 2013 19:30 (thirteen years ago)

144. around the halfway point of the show, the hero chases a minor supporting bad guy to a rooftop and corners him, but the dude is such a psycho that instead of giving himself up he throws himself off the roof. Hero: "noooo", runs to railing, looks down, sees bad guy lying on ground with a tiny trickle of blood coming from beneath his head.

― christmas candy bar (al leong), Sunday, 21 April 2013 21:11 (thirteen years ago)

xxpost: Oh my god, please tell me that's ever happened!

― ed.b, Sunday, 21 April 2013 22:28 (thirteen years ago)

145. Detectives sighing at one another's idiocy despite being long inured to said idiocy.

― Raymond Cummings, Sunday, 21 April 2013 22:56 (thirteen years ago)

146. Cops go to see witness. He doesn't have anything useful to tell them. Just as they're leaving he says 'Its really funny you asking me about that. There was another guy asking me about it 2 days ago".

147. Female cop incredibly good at playing pool.

― Joe Kay, Monday, 22 April 2013 00:55 (thirteen years ago)

what no crimer?

https://twitter.com/CrimerShow

― NI, Monday, 22 April 2013 01:31 (thirteen years ago)

148. (during a rare insight into troubled past) "they don't teach you that at the academy."

― chilli, Wednesday, 24 April 2013 01:07 (thirteen years ago)

three months pass...

149. painkiller problem, i can handle it

― j., Monday, 5 August 2013 06:37 (twelve years ago)

150. "I'll start another pot of coffee... we got a looooong night ahead of us."

― Kissin' Cloacas (Viceroy), Monday, 5 August 2013 06:57 (twelve years ago)

i hate this thread

― j., Monday, 5 August 2013 07:03 (twelve years ago)

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